rent a goat , not for sex????


are you aware of anyone already pimping their goat out, and if they were pimping their goat you don't think yard work would be beneath it

you probably shouldn't have to pay to feed someone's goat for a day if you talk to the guy right.

Buying a goat may be cheaper than paying some illegals to do the work. Especially if you resell or eat the thing when its work is done.

Craigslist has a farm and garden section, for what it's worth. Or just go ask at your local feed store.

Who says Seattle isn't forward thinking in the Ag industry?

http://www.examiner.com/x-11340-Seattle-Gardening-Tips-Examiner~y2009m5d22-Hire-a-goat-for-your-garden

[This message has been edited by Sooner Born (edited 6/29/2009 6:21p).]

The OP reminds me of when someone wants to ask a question, but to sound like it's not them with the question.
i.e. I have a friend and it burns really bad when he pees. Does this have something to do with HIM sleeping with 4 edit*(hoors) last week?

compare to:

Looking to RENT a goat.... (not for sex)

[This message has been edited by maroonblood08 (edited 6/29/2009 6:31p).]

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my garden is fenced in so a small goat cant get out.

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No such thing, a goat could escape an air tight box.

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How about a couple of aoudads?

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[This message has been edited by MensaAg (edited 6/29/2009 10:39p).]

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Have you considered renting an illegal for the day?

I don't approve of it, but it might be a cheaper than a goat.

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I don't think this will work. I have heard that illegals are harder to fence in than goats.

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Rent a ho and go to town.

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Renting a Ho is illegal in this state sir!

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I have heard that illegals are harder to fence in than goats.

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Probably don't taste as good either.

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I cannot believe you are actually suggesting cannibalism. There are child labor laws that come into play but to suggest cannibalism is crossing a serious taboo.

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I hope you're joking Mensa.

Let's see...

1. Establishing the need for a goat, check.
2. Establishing that it is, in fact, not for sex, check.
3. Number 2 above confirming the lack of a need for the Roberston Back-Leg-Boot-Tuck maneuver
4. A couple of comments that seem to have been deleted/moderated, check.
5. The most AWESOMEST domain name ever, ultimateungulates.com. double check
6. Engaged, constructive discussion (and potential, future thesis subject) on The Fencibility of the Capra aegagrus hircus versus the Homeosapien Mojado, indifferent of bbq'd flavor. check

I'd say we're about 4/5 of the way to a winner. Little disappointed we didn't get video of the fainting goats or pics of a goat in someone's yard. I'm glad we didn't see barelylegalungulates.com, baa-baa-b~tches.com or some such.

Over/under on number of threads until the response to landscaping problem X is "rent a goat?"

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Have you considered renting an illegal for the day?

I don't approve of it, but it might be a cheaper than a goat.

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Depends on if you want to hire the illegal for sex or not.

I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a ****
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage

And tells me I smell like piss
His drink, Jimmy Bean
His chaser, a bear
After that, various alcohols
That's when the beatings get so severe

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Over/under on number of threads until the response to landscaping problem X is "rent a goat?"

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I'm fairly certain that if you give the illegals money, they'll NEVER leave...fence or no fence.

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The Fencibility of the Capra aegagrus hircus versus the Homeosapien Mojado

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If I had the laughing+crying icon I'd use it. Gold.

I'll use it for you...

This goat might be available.

Hey, you got something to eat

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2. Establishing that it is, in fact, not for sex, check.

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Oh yeah right. How many of us actually believe that?

I predict that this thread is going places.

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They don't rent out pigs.

That's a ram, not a goat.

Why leave your goat at home when you can take him with you.

Just buy one. They seem to be pretty cheap. Once you're done with him, take him to the local butcher. I'm sure you can get some descent meat off a goat.

http://www.domesticsale.com/Classifieds/search/Goats%20for%20sale%20in%20houston%20texas/

I was just looking at the front page of the Lone Star Outdoor News paper and there is a front page article, kid you not, titled:

A new breed of weed eater; Bursh-clearing creatures on option for land managers; some for rent.

It is all about goats and the ability to rent them.

The guy mentioned in the article is Brooks Atwood, Black Goat Environmental Brush Control. Tyler, Texas. Says he will travel.

Talk about the timing of reading this thread and picking that paper up.

A man who'll rent out a goat?... bet he's hard to stop.