whoever posted about the thomas kingston having an affair with kate theory, i don't know why i have just now thought of that, but it sounds like a really well written provocative plotline that people wouldn't initially think of:
princess has affair with sisters ex who is now married to a down-the-line royal; prince finds out about it, calls in the covert agents to take him out, affair over. princess, now fearing for her life, says she is done with spotlight and refuses to make public appearances. prince, upset by this decision, backhands princess and causes huge black eye and cuts to the face, causing a family photo to be extremely doctored and edited in an attempt to hopefully quell the public. only it backfires, makes people dive deeper into the situation, which only exacerbates the situation further. cover up causes cover up, which build and build until the cover up dam can no longer cover up the cover ups. BOOM! dam cover up explodes, unleashing a quandary of even more cover ups that spills into the laps of even the most faint royal watcher. cover ups not even a british paparazzi expert can even have predicted in their most sought after paparazzi dreams. the cover ups are so british that they turn the everday tea and biscuits afternoon break into a beer w/bangers & mash rager that never stops for the next two weeks... but the rager spills over into america. kid rock adopts a british accent, and cuts his hair into a heavily oiled pompadour paired with an gold-framed monocle. americans stiff arm both grandpa joe and djt and now call for piers morgan to run for president in the hopes that he can return the country to the monarchy that it once was. americans start turning against americans. democrats and republicans alike are now called tyrants and enemies of the throne, long live the king is made into a rap song that tops the charts by the newest mumble rap artist jon oliver. members of congress, fearing the chance that their lifetime arrangement of pelosi stock trading being stripped from them, passes a new law requiring tea & biscuits to be mandatory for every throne loving citizen (to be nibbled & sipped on ever hour on the hour), else they be tarred & feathered by a new tik tok channel dedicated to the public humiliation of those that do not cling to the monarchy. chaos ensues. the southern twang & the california dude talk is replaced by the british whine with nasal breath tones. powered wigs come back into the mainstream, only this time they are blue instead of white, as they are colored that hue as a small tip of the wig to honor the democratic politicians who laid the foundation for a stripping of all that makes america, america. eventually, a land bridge is built between london & new york, and those that seek to walk the pilgrimage from the statue of liberty to big ben as a penitence are allowed, as now a growing number of americans are seeking to absolve themselves of their forefathers tyranny, but only if they listen to morrissey songs moaning in british as they traverse the land bridge.
