Disney Live Action Little Mermaid King Triton is a bit of a man *****

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Why is there a dude in there bottom right
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Gigem314 said:

So apparently King Triton was a traveling salesman before taking the throne.



No, he was in the NBA
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Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Did you even read my post?
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redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Did you even read my post?
Sure I did. But since it was written as a response to a specific statement I made, I figured it had at least something to do with what I said.

Since the tone was condescending, I inferred that you disagreed. So I gave what I consider to be a rational explanation for my previous comment.

Are you here to add to the conversation or just to troll?
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Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.

I am shocked that is your opinion.
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Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Because they netflixed the main character of the original story and the live actions typically suck when they don't stick to the script. Parents like me aren't going to support Disney but even my non-political friends have no intention of paying money so their kids can watch a politically correct white washing of the original look and feel of a movie.
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coconutED said:





You didn't think woke Disney would actually let this stand, did you?
Disney needs to be run out of business.
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So in a forced attempt to be racially inclusive, Disney has now burdened parents with having to explain man-whoring to their kids, because you know the kids are going to notice the differences. Way to go Disney
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Tom Kazansky 2012 said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.

I am shocked that is your opinion.
It's an informed estimate based on previous live action remakes. If you disagree, what's it based on? Feels?
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HoustonAg2106 said:

Gigem314 said:

So apparently King Triton was a traveling salesman before taking the throne.



No, he was in the NBA
Maybe he played RB for the...Dolphins.
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Maybe Triton was like Ben Cartwright in "Bonanza". He'd marry a woman, they'd pop out a kid, then die.

Marry another, rinse, repeat
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Jeeper79 said:

Tom Kazansky 2012 said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.

I am shocked that is your opinion.
It's an informed estimate based on previous live action remakes. If you disagree, what's it based on? Feels?
People will see it because of the feels and I'd bet it pays out but certainly not some kind of big hit from a profit standpoint.

The prime for Disney live-action remakes was 2016-2019. Aladdin and others did very well - and everyone went to see the Lion King because the og was probably the best animated film ever made, and the re-make made bank for it despite bad overall reviews. I think the days of making easy cash off of millennial nostalgia have passed. Race swapping characters wasn't rampant in past remakes either, and it certainly aint gonna help.

Remakes made since then have been colossal money-burning flops - Mulan in 2020 (it didnt have a traditional theatrical release though so who knows)...and Pinocchio (also the worst rated live action disney remake)
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The good news is you'll be able to watch it on your Disney+ subscription.
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How did the Milan remake do in China? China is all most movie makers care about anymore.
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The original movie was adorable. I'm sure there will be parts of this that are fine but again all these remakes. Although the live version of beauty and the beast was pretty good. The lion king one was not. The original is far superior.
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CanyonAg77 said:

Maybe Triton was like Ben Cartwright in "Bonanza". He'd marry a woman, they'd pop out a kid, then die.

Marry another, rinse, repeat


Do you know they actually did show Bonanza episodes for each son on the wife when the babies were born and what happened to them.
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CanyonAg77 said:

How did the Milan remake do in China? China is all most movie makers care about anymore.


I saw it a few years ago. It was OK but again the original was better, but they were two different movies. The remake was not a musical at all, so hard to compare.
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annie88 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

How did the Milan remake do in China? China is all most movie makers care about anymore.


I saw it a few years ago. It was OK but again the original was better, but they were two different movies. The remake was not a musical at all, so hard to compare.
I vaguely remember the folks in China being upset about it for one reason or another. Might have been another nail in the coffin for that one
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Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Did you even read my post?
Sure I did. But since it was written as a response to a specific statement I made, I figured it had at least something to do with what I said.

Since the tone was condescending, I inferred that you disagreed. So I gave what I consider to be a rational explanation for my previous comment.

Are you here to add to the conversation or just to troll?
It helps to put posts in context when we know a bit about the poster. I'll just assume you're a Disney Adult from here on out.
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redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Did you even read my post?
Sure I did. But since it was written as a response to a specific statement I made, I figured it had at least something to do with what I said.

Since the tone was condescending, I inferred that you disagreed. So I gave what I consider to be a rational explanation for my previous comment.

Are you here to add to the conversation or just to troll?
It helps to put posts in context when we know a bit about the poster. I'll just assume you're a Disney Adult from here on out.
I don't know what is. Never heard the term before. I'm assuming means I like Disney, and I do. As does the rest of my family.
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annie88 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

How did the Milan remake do in China? China is all most movie makers care about anymore.


I saw it a few years ago. It was OK but again the original was better, but they were two different movies. The remake was not a musical at all, so hard to compare.
The live action remake had mystical overtones and not-humanly-possible stunts, similar to other period piece kung fu movies from China. It was also PG-13 and released directly to Disney+. You're right. There really can't be a comparison.
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tk111 said:


Remakes made since then have been colossal money-burning flops - Mulan in 2020 (it didnt have a traditional theatrical release though so who knows)...and Pinocchio (also the worst rated live action disney remake)
I'm not surprised Pinocchio didn't do well. The movie hasn't aged as well as many (most?) of the other classics.

Little Mermaid is from the Disney Renaissance. It, along with Beauty & The Beast probably saved them from bankruptcy when they were released.
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tk111 said:

annie88 said:

CanyonAg77 said:

How did the Milan remake do in China? China is all most movie makers care about anymore.


I saw it a few years ago. It was OK but again the original was better, but they were two different movies. The remake was not a musical at all, so hard to compare.
I vaguely remember the folks in China being upset about it for one reason or another. Might have been another nail in the coffin for that one


Yes, I think they banned it or something. I also think they were mad at the actress.
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The Fall Guy said:

Why is there a dude in there bottom right

Definitely trans.
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pdc093 said:

The Fall Guy said:

Why is there a dude in there bottom right

Definitely trans.



Pretty sure that is the chick from Warrior Nun.

Not trans.
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Up for debate....
https://images.app.goo.gl/7LGsXSnpbLVELmtQ7
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pdc093 said:

Up for debate....
https://images.app.goo.gl/7LGsXSnpbLVELmtQ7



Not really

https://gbissue.com/relationship/lorena-andrea-transgender-gay-dating/

Unless you think she is hiding being trans.
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Okay.
Moving on.
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Dammit. My risqu post got deleted
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C@LAg said:

TXAGFAN said:

The good news is you'll be able to watch it on your Disney+ subscription.
just like you can have sex with your girlfriend tonight, right?

never had Disney plus.

have not had cable TV since 2011 so no money to Disney for ESPN, Disney whatever.

also, have not seen a Disney movie in theaters since Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

you fail.

again.
Weird, you're all over the Marvel threads and they're owned by evil Disney and aired on Disney+. If I thought they were as evil as you I wouldn't be consuming their media.

Not having sex with my gf, maybe yours. [/sarcasm right back at you]
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Jeeper79 said:

tk111 said:


Remakes made since then have been colossal money-burning flops - Mulan in 2020 (it didnt have a traditional theatrical release though so who knows)...and Pinocchio (also the worst rated live action disney remake)
I'm not surprised Pinocchio didn't do well. The movie hasn't aged as well as many (most?) of the other classics.

Little Mermaid is from the Disney Renaissance. It, along with Beauty & The Beast probably saved them from bankruptcy when they were released.


Cause Pinocchio is creepy AF. I mean the turning to life, the drinking, the smoking, the donkeys, the whale.
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So everyone's just ignoring the man in the bottom right?
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Tom Kazansky 2012 said:

Jeeper79 said:

redcrayon said:

Jeeper79 said:

tylercsbn9 said:

This movie is going to be such a colossal failure
I have a feeling it's going to do quite well - at least as well as some of the other live action Disney princess movies, and maybe better. Maybe not Aladdin, but I don't think of that as a princess movie even though there's a princess in it. I'm going to say at least $500 million, but it may very well double that.
You're a Disney Adult, aren't you?
It's launching right as kids get out of school and being set up as a summer blockbuster. Why do you think it won't do well?
Because they netflixed the main character of the original story and the live actions typically suck when they don't stick to the script. Parents like me aren't going to support Disney but even my non-political friends have no intention of paying money so their kids can watch a politically correct white washing of the original look and feel of a movie.
bruh

I can't tell you how great it is to have teenage sons that just want to go see horror movies with their bros and throw popcorn on each other and cut up

such a relief lol

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Ghost of Bisbee said:

So everyone's just ignoring the man in the bottom right?



Not a man.

 
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