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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to annie88 • 9:42a, 8/14/20
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annie88 said:
because he was... Obama had little to no interest in leading, he was just in it for the perks, and to be set for life afterwards.
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Why do you think that is funny?
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In reply to EKUAg • 10:18a, 8/14/20
EKUAg said:
Why do you think that is funny?
Now you REALLY know he''s a Lefty, because he has zero sense of humor.

I've got him blocked, but the only reason he comes here is to either ruin the thread for his own amusement and hatred, or to just piss everyone else off.

I started to say something to him last night by asking not to butcher a nearly three year old thread, in a world where humor is desperately needed. It's unlikely he'll understand that, or being a Lefty, give a damn about anyone else.

Oh, when Vader replies to my "meaness", I've got ya blocked. Please go take a dump at someone elses party.
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Vader Was Framed said:
See what's funny about this is that you think this is funny. Trump actually does deserve to get a Nobel peace prize for doing something actually worthy. Unlike Obama who basically got it thrown at him because he's black. You think it's funny because you don't think Trump deserves this. And you're ****ing wrong. As usual. Jokes on you.
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In reply to [removed post] • 11:07a, 8/14/20
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Vader Was Framed said:
agent-maroon said:
Here's a political BJ joke:

So Trump happens to find himself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman who was studying his face. She asks him if he was DJT and he answers in the affirmative. She then presses the stop button and tells him that she's going to drop to her knees and give him a BJ, right there, right then. Trump hesitates slightly and replies "I don't get it. What's in it for me?"
Sound more like Kamala. We all know she got promoted for giving blow jobs so she probably wouldn't even be anywhere on the national spectrum if she hadn't dropped to her knees.
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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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In reply to annie88 • 12:31p, 8/14/20
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annie88 said:
Vader Was Framed said:
agent-maroon said:
Here's a political BJ joke:

So Trump happens to find himself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman who was studying his face. She asks him if he was DJT and he answers in the affirmative. She then presses the stop button and tells him that she's going to drop to her knees and give him a BJ, right there, right then. Trump hesitates slightly and replies "I don't get it. What's in it for me?"
Sound more like Kamala. We all know she got promoted for giving blow jobs so she probably wouldn't even be anywhere on the national spectrum if she hadn't dropped to her knees.

Just to be clear - the joke was meant to mock DJT's massive ego and does NOT mean that I don't think he's the best person for the job this election cycle. Because he is. He's a couple of light-years ahead of the competition.
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In reply to annie88 • 12:59p, 8/14/20
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annie88 said:
Vader Was Framed said:
See what's funny about this is that you think this is funny. Trump actually does deserve to get a Nobel peace prize for doing something actually worthy. Unlike Obama who basically got it thrown at him because he's black. You think it's funny because you don't think Trump deserves this. And you're ****ing wrong. As usual. Jokes on you.
How many people have tried to get Israel to give up claims to the West Bank/Gaza in exchange for lasting peace?

How many have succeeded?

It's impressive, and historic.
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Wait for it....
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Mr.Infectious said:


Wait for it....


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Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FDEMS TRUMP 2024.
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C@LAg said:
annie88 said:
69 followers.

niiiiiiiiiiice!
It's my fourth handle. I've had three of them banned permanently. Only had this one a few months, but I've never been concerned with number of followers, so maybe it'll stay there for a bit.
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Mr.Infectious said:


Wait for it....
is that a 2 ton assault weapon I see in the video? when are the dims going to protect the poor reparations collectors from these dangerous racists?
NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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drcrinum said:



Well he does have the power of Super Smell, and she has a magical lip lasso.
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drcrinum said:



That S better stand for sniffer
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SIAP

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In reply to RAB91 • 8:47a, 8/15/20
early menopause?
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In reply to Tanya 93 • 8:50a, 8/15/20
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Average age for menopause is around 50. Not surprised to see that she is below average.
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Tanya 93 said:
early menopause?
Average age of menopause is 51 but what is now called periomenapause starts about 4 years earlier than your actual last period. So she's there.
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