*****Official Funny Political Tweet Thread*****

8,760,933 Views | 72426 Replies | Last: 23 min ago by Fightin_Aggie
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:08a, 8/14/20
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
24
Post removed:
by user
9:41a, 8/14/20
Artorias
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to annie88 • 9:42a, 8/14/20
AG
annie88 said:
because he was... Obama had little to no interest in leading, he was just in it for the perks, and to be set for life afterwards.
Reply Quote
20
EKUAg
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to [removed post] • 9:42a, 8/14/20
AG
Why do you think that is funny?
Reply Quote
2
Post removed:
by user
In reply to agent-maroon • 9:43a, 8/14/20
BusterAg
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:52a, 8/14/20
AG
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms … disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”

--Thomas Jefferson
Reply Quote
32
fasthorse05
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to EKUAg • 10:18a, 8/14/20
EKUAg said:
Why do you think that is funny?
Now you REALLY know he''s a Lefty, because he has zero sense of humor.

I've got him blocked, but the only reason he comes here is to either ruin the thread for his own amusement and hatred, or to just piss everyone else off.

I started to say something to him last night by asking not to butcher a nearly three year old thread, in a world where humor is desperately needed. It's unlikely he'll understand that, or being a Lefty, give a damn about anyone else.

Oh, when Vader replies to my "meaness", I've got ya blocked. Please go take a dump at someone elses party.
Reply Quote
10
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to [removed post] • 11:07a, 8/14/20
AG
Vader Was Framed said:
See what's funny about this is that you think this is funny. Trump actually does deserve to get a Nobel peace prize for doing something actually worthy. Unlike Obama who basically got it thrown at him because he's black. You think it's funny because you don't think Trump deserves this. And you're ****ing wrong. As usual. Jokes on you.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
33
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to [removed post] • 11:07a, 8/14/20
AG
Vader Was Framed said:
agent-maroon said:
Here's a political BJ joke:

So Trump happens to find himself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman who was studying his face. She asks him if he was DJT and he answers in the affirmative. She then presses the stop button and tells him that she's going to drop to her knees and give him a BJ, right there, right then. Trump hesitates slightly and replies "I don't get it. What's in it for me?"
Sound more like Kamala. We all know she got promoted for giving blow jobs so she probably wouldn't even be anywhere on the national spectrum if she hadn't dropped to her knees.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
10
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
11:34a, 8/14/20
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
6
AgFan2015
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:08p, 8/14/20
Reply Quote
1
Tanya 93
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
12:24p, 8/14/20
Reply Quote
9
agent-maroon
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to annie88 • 12:31p, 8/14/20
AG
annie88 said:
Vader Was Framed said:
agent-maroon said:
Here's a political BJ joke:

So Trump happens to find himself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman who was studying his face. She asks him if he was DJT and he answers in the affirmative. She then presses the stop button and tells him that she's going to drop to her knees and give him a BJ, right there, right then. Trump hesitates slightly and replies "I don't get it. What's in it for me?"
Sound more like Kamala. We all know she got promoted for giving blow jobs so she probably wouldn't even be anywhere on the national spectrum if she hadn't dropped to her knees.

Just to be clear - the joke was meant to mock DJT's massive ego and does NOT mean that I don't think he's the best person for the job this election cycle. Because he is. He's a couple of light-years ahead of the competition.
No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. See full Medical Disclaimer.
Reply Quote
1
BusterAg
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to annie88 • 12:59p, 8/14/20
AG
annie88 said:
Vader Was Framed said:
See what's funny about this is that you think this is funny. Trump actually does deserve to get a Nobel peace prize for doing something actually worthy. Unlike Obama who basically got it thrown at him because he's black. You think it's funny because you don't think Trump deserves this. And you're ****ing wrong. As usual. Jokes on you.
How many people have tried to get Israel to give up claims to the West Bank/Gaza in exchange for lasting peace?

How many have succeeded?

It's impressive, and historic.
"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms … disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”

--Thomas Jefferson
Reply Quote
14
RAB91
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
3:44p, 8/14/20
Reply Quote
32
AgFan2015
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:29p, 8/14/20
Reply Quote
12
AgFan2015
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
5:56p, 8/14/20


Wait for it....
Reply Quote
26
Stringfellow Hawke
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to AgFan2015 • 5:59p, 8/14/20
AG
Mr.Infectious said:


Wait for it....


Reply Quote
19
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
6:51p, 8/14/20
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
10
C@LAg
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to annie88 • 8:03p, 8/14/20
Sine poena nulla lex.
Reply Quote
1
1 edit
drcrinum
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:25p, 8/14/20

Reply Quote
4
C@LAg
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to drcrinum • 8:26p, 8/14/20
Sine poena nulla lex.
Reply Quote
8
2 edits
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to C@LAg • 8:33p, 8/14/20
AG
C@LAg said:
annie88 said:
69 followers.

niiiiiiiiiiice!
It's my fourth handle. I've had three of them banned permanently. Only had this one a few months, but I've never been concerned with number of followers, so maybe it'll stay there for a bit.
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
4
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:38p, 8/14/20
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
21
annie88
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:00p, 8/14/20
AG
Currently a happy listless vessel and deplorable. #FJB TRUMP 2024.
Reply Quote
16
RAB91
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:02p, 8/14/20
Reply Quote
10
rab79
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to AgFan2015 • 10:03p, 8/14/20
AG
Mr.Infectious said:


Wait for it....
is that a 2 ton assault weapon I see in the video? when are the dims going to protect the poor reparations collectors from these dangerous racists?
NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
Reply Quote
6
twilly
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to drcrinum • 11:28p, 8/14/20
AG
drcrinum said:



Well he does have the power of Super Smell, and she has a magical lip lasso.
Reply Quote
5
Oautlawag2005
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to drcrinum • 7:42a, 8/15/20
AG
drcrinum said:



That S better stand for sniffer
Reply Quote
5
drcrinum
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:20a, 8/15/20

Reply Quote
26
RAB91
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:44a, 8/15/20
SIAP

Reply Quote
10
Tanya 93
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to RAB91 • 8:47a, 8/15/20
early menopause?
Reply Quote
10
agent-maroon
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Tanya 93 • 8:50a, 8/15/20
AG
Average age for menopause is around 50. Not surprised to see that she is below average.
No material on this site is intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. See full Medical Disclaimer.
Reply Quote
8
aggiehawg
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Tanya 93 • 8:54a, 8/15/20
AG
Tanya 93 said:
early menopause?
Average age of menopause is 51 but what is now called periomenapause starts about 4 years earlier than your actual last period. So she's there.
Reply Quote
3
Tanya 93
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
8:59a, 8/15/20
Reply Quote
22
First Page Last Page
Page 486 of 2070 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.