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In reply to Dad-O-Lot • 5:58p, 8/13/20
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Dad-O-Lot said:
good thing the dnc didn't pick a black woman to be vp then, isn't it.
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6:29p, 8/13/20
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Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man, to a lifetime.

- Joe Biden

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled.

- Kamala Harris
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7:01p, 8/13/20


Seriously folks when this is all over, you should go to a game in Wrigley. Magical place to watch a game.
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 7:24p, 8/13/20
Wow. That's right on the money.
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 7:45p, 8/13/20
Mr.Infectious said:


Seriously folks when this is all over, you should go to a game in Wrigley. Magical place to watch a game.


True story. My favorite ballpark i have ever been to. Stay in magnificent mile and take the L to the game. Such a cool experience.
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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 7:53p, 8/13/20
Hey...so.. um said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Seriously folks when this is all over, you should go to a game in Wrigley. Magical place to watch a game.


True story. My favorite ballpark i have ever been to. Stay in magnificent mile and take the L to the game. Such a cool experience.
Hasn't BLM pillaged Magnificent Mile? Thought I heard that.
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In reply to ProgN • 7:55p, 8/13/20
Prognightmare said:
Hey...so.. um said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Seriously folks when this is all over, you should go to a game in Wrigley. Magical place to watch a game.


True story. My favorite ballpark i have ever been to. Stay in magnificent mile and take the L to the game. Such a cool experience.
Hasn't BLM pillaged Magnificent Mile? Thought I heard that.


Maybe so, but when I was there, it was clean and I felt safe the whole time.
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In reply to Hey...so.. um • 7:55p, 8/13/20
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Hey...so.. um said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Seriously folks when this is all over, you should go to a game in Wrigley. Magical place to watch a game.


True story. My favorite ballpark i have ever been to. Stay in magnificent mile and take the L to the game. Such a cool experience.

Yea, the magnificent mile was transformed thanks to your local Marxists.
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In reply to [removed post] • 8:31p, 8/13/20
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Vader Was Framed said:
Love It!
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8:44p, 8/13/20
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In reply to AgFan2015 • 8:52p, 8/13/20
Mr.Infectious said:


Not a deep fake. Just wonderful editing


Why were the posts about the moron reporter asking the President about lying deleted but memes about blowjob Kamala are fair game. I don't get it.
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8:59p, 8/13/20
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Can someone post a video of Biden sniffing children? Either it's being censored or I can't google it.
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In reply to [removed post] • 9:04p, 8/13/20
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Vader Was Framed said:
cap-n-jack said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Not a deep fake. Just wonderful editing


Why were the posts about the moron reporter asking the President about lying deleted but memes about blowjob Kamala are fair game. I don't get it.


Wow my post about a reporter's WH press briefing question was deleted, but racial/trans/faith charged memes are allowed?
To be fair, this thread is titled "Funny Political Tweets".

Your link was not funny. It was ridiculous, but not funny.

And no, I did not flag your post.
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In reply to Mule_lx • 9:06p, 8/13/20
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Mule_lx said:
Can someone post a video of Biden sniffing children? Either it's being censored or I can't google it.



Creepy AF...
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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 9:07p, 8/13/20
Martin Q. Blank said:

Only one's going to die from arkancide
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In reply to Artorias • 9:08p, 8/13/20
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Artorias said:
Vader Was Framed said:
cap-n-jack said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Not a deep fake. Just wonderful editing


Why were the posts about the moron reporter asking the President about lying deleted but memes about blowjob Kamala are fair game. I don't get it.


Wow my post about a reporter's WH press briefing question was deleted, but racial/trans/faith charged memes are allowed?
To be fair, this thread is titled "Funny Political Tweets".

Your link was not funny. It was ridiculous, but not funny.

And no, I did not flag your post.

I thought it was funny - maybe you shouldn't assume someones humor like their gender or race.

Hmmmmm
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In reply to Zombie Jon Snow • 9:09p, 8/13/20
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Zombie Jon Snow said:
Artorias said:
Vader Was Framed said:
cap-n-jack said:
Mr.Infectious said:


Not a deep fake. Just wonderful editing


Why were the posts about the moron reporter asking the President about lying deleted but memes about blowjob Kamala are fair game. I don't get it.


Wow my post about a reporter's WH press briefing question was deleted, but racial/trans/faith charged memes are allowed?
To be fair, this thread is titled "Funny Political Tweets".

Your link was not funny. It was ridiculous, but not funny.

And no, I did not flag your post.

I thought it was funny - maybe you shouldn't assume someones humor like their gender or race.

Hmmmmm
Good for you. Apparently the mods did not.
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In reply to Artorias • 9:13p, 8/13/20
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I don't think they are hired or paid for their sense of humor.
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9:24p, 8/13/20
Apparently blowjob jokes are fair game then so here goes.

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"

She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"

She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that blow job I promised you?

Here it comes ..."
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In reply to cap-n-jack • 9:33p, 8/13/20
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Here's a political BJ joke:

So Trump happens to find himself alone in an elevator with an attractive woman who was studying his face. She asks him if he was DJT and he answers in the affirmative. She then presses the stop button and tells him that she's going to drop to her knees and give him a BJ, right there, right then. Trump hesitates slightly and replies "I don't get it. What's in it for me?"
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In reply to agent-maroon • 10:40p, 8/13/20
Seriously WTF
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12:53a, 8/14/20
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NO AMNESTY!

in order for democrats, liberals, progressives et al to continue their illogical belief systems they have to pretend not to know a lot of things; by pretending "not to know" there is no guilt, no actual connection to conscience. Denial of truth allows easier trespass.
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NO AMNESTY!

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NO AMNESTY!

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NO AMNESTY!

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NO AMNESTY!

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Sine poena nulla lex.
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