As a super nerd for the reimagined Battlestar Galactica, I couldn't get enough of the references to it during the show, including this one, where Jim was testing Dwight's ability to not steal time from Dunder Mifflin.

Jim Halpert:
Hey, Andy.
Andy Bernard:
Yo.
Jim Halpert:
By any chance, did you see "Battlestar Galactica" last night?
Andy Bernard:
No, I did not. Was that any good?
Jim Halpert:
Actually not. It was really so-so.
Dwight Schrute:
Okay.
[Jim threatens with the stopwatch]
Jim Halpert:
I mean, I like all the crazy monsters and stuff, you know, like Klingons and Wookiees and all that, but...
[Dwight turns to respond, but Jim shows the stopwatch again]
Jim Halpert:
Sorry, was there something you wanted to add, Dwight?
Andy Bernard:
Is that anything like the original "Battlestar Galactica"?
Jim Halpert:
You know what's weird? It's practically a shot-for-shot remake.
Andy Bernard:
Really? Huh. That's cool.
Jim Halpert:
The story's kind of bland. It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...
Dwight Schrute:
Okay.
Jim Halpert:
...who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.
Andy Bernard:
That doesn't sound right.

Charles: What is a two way petting zoo?

Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Michael: It's a great idea.

Break me off a piece of that...
Apple sauce
Chrysler car
Football cream
Claude van Damme
Grey poupon
Poison gas
Fancy feast

Nailed it.

CheeseSndwch said:

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Charles: What is a two way petting zoo?

Jim: You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Michael: It's a great idea.

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I love this episode, and episodes in general when Jim's prank-centric attitude towards work get him in trouble. Idris Elba as the no-nonsense boss who finds Jim to be a juvenile time-waster is so great.

MBAR said:

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Urban Ag said:

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wife and I just started The Office a couple weeks ago. We're about halfway thru Season 2.

No exaggeration, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

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You're about to get into the prime seasons.

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You really are in for a treat. Seasons 3 & 4 are absolute masterpieces

And from Season 3 comes the best cold open of any show of all time:

I drop this on people at work all the time:

Why waste time say lot word when few do trick?

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky"
- Michael Scott

Urban Ag said:

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wife and I just started The Office a couple weeks ago. We're about halfway thru Season 2.

No exaggeration, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

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What took you so long?

When Michael assembles his dream team and they go to the "investors" meeting

Vikram: I thought Nana raised some good questions. What kind of a name is Nana?
Pam: It means grandmother.
Vikram: Oh, sweet Jesus. Look, I'm sorry to do this, but can you drop me back at the telemarketing building?

I constantly use

"Well, well, well. how the turn tables have..."

Micheal seeing Stanley play basketball-"What?! You gotta be kidding me!!"

The entire Dinner Party episode

Dwight you ignorant ****!

TresPuertas said:

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MBAR said:

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Urban Ag said:

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wife and I just started The Office a couple weeks ago. We're about halfway thru Season 2.

No exaggeration, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

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You're about to get into the prime seasons.

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You really are in for a treat. Seasons 3 & 4 are absolute masterpieces

And from Season 3 comes the best cold open of any show of all time:

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That was great, but "It was Dwight" is in the running and is definitely underrated. Especially since it came from a pretty "meh" season.

P.C. Principal said:

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Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.

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Oscar, You're gay! Boom, roasted.

AliasMan02 said:

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TresPuertas said:

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MBAR said:

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Urban Ag said:

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wife and I just started The Office a couple weeks ago. We're about halfway thru Season 2.

No exaggeration, I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tv.

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You're about to get into the prime seasons.

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You really are in for a treat. Seasons 3 & 4 are absolute masterpieces

And from Season 3 comes the best cold open of any show of all time:

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That was great, but "It was Dwight" is in the running and is definitely underrated. Especially since it came from a pretty "meh" season.

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"Luwanda at the alcohol club"

"Mr. Scott please be specific, who are the twins?"

"Well sir, to be delicate, they hang off m'lady's chest."

"Got my copies, got my originals, so suck it"

"Have ya lost ya damned mind, 'cause I'll help ya find it!"

Not really a line, but when Stanley is imitating Ryan at the sales call with the black attorneys, "Hi. Hi. Hi." Lol

Champ Bailey said:

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P.C. Principal said:

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Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.

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Oscar, You're gay! Boom, roasted.

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Andy, Cornell called and they said you suck! And you're gayer than Oscar! Boom, roasted.

schmendeler said:

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The Japanese guy in the warehouse that was a doctor.

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In Japan heart surgeon number one, steady hand

Wait! Wait! They're lithium.

Andy Bernard ... is the name of me.

SAVE BANDIT!!!!

Dwight, you forgot your bumper.

Mhmm, kind of an oaky afterbirth...

"I've made some empty promises in my life, but hands down, this was the most generous."

I had Michael singing "Ain't no party like a Scranton party, cuz a Scranton party don't stop!" as my ringtone for about a year.