the Melrose Place one was on last night. that was pretty funny. Jerry and gang humming along to the theme and bouncing their heads..
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I feel like this guy definitely posts on the politics board.
Frank Costanza: "George, I want you to pick up this big screen TV and DEE-LIV-ER it to her. You think you can handle that?"
Frank Costanza - relating a story of shopping for a doll for his son George for Christmas
- as I reached for the [last doll on the shelf], so did another man. As I rained blows upon this man, I thought, there has to be a better way.
Not sure if I got the quote exactly right, but the 'As I rained blows ...' part is what always cracked me up on this episode, the famous Festivus episode.
- as I reached for the [last doll on the shelf], so did another man. As I rained blows upon this man, I thought, there has to be a better way.
Not sure if I got the quote exactly right, but the 'As I rained blows ...' part is what always cracked me up on this episode, the famous Festivus episode.
When Kramer adopts a mile of highway and makes the luxury lanes. Make me crack up every time.
I absolutely love the backwards episode.
Have to give credit to Aggie88 the other day on the Texans Offseason thread. If you loved Peterman you'll love this (if you don't know, there is a QB in the NFL draft with that last name)
Have to give credit to Aggie88 the other day on the Texans Offseason thread. If you loved Peterman you'll love this (if you don't know, there is a QB in the NFL draft with that last name)
This clip, my friends and I used Kramer's "cat fight" line all the timeQuote:
I want the Texans to take Peterman just for all the Seinfeld jokes.
"Haha, my friend! It appears that my judicious use of the snap count has yet again induced you into crossing the neutral zone. Fourth and 5? I think not, you magnificent scalawag!"
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From the Frogger episode .....
KRAMER: Oh no, no,. no. I had to fish around in the evidence room for it. You know, they're all preoccupied, trying to hunt down this new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. All right, I'll see ya.
ELAINE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?
KRAMER: Oh, it's no big deal. It's just some guy who's been running around Riverside park-pffff. You know, cutting people's heads off.
JERRY: How come I haven't read about this?
KRAMER: Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.
ELAINE: Really? What're the other titles?
KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of dad.
JERRY: Son of dad?
KRAMER: Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall.
And ......
KRAMER: You know the police, they found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you.
JERRYL Oh, come on. There's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.
KRAMER: Not as many as there used to be.
KRAMER: Oh no, no,. no. I had to fish around in the evidence room for it. You know, they're all preoccupied, trying to hunt down this new psycho-serial killer, the Lopper. All right, I'll see ya.
ELAINE: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Who is the Lopper?
KRAMER: Oh, it's no big deal. It's just some guy who's been running around Riverside park-pffff. You know, cutting people's heads off.
JERRY: How come I haven't read about this?
KRAMER: Well, you know, the police, they've been having some internal dissension about the name.
ELAINE: Really? What're the other titles?
KRAMER: Uh, Headso...uh...The Denogginizer...Son of dad.
JERRY: Son of dad?
KRAMER: Yeah. That was my suggestion. It's sort of a catchall.
And ......
KRAMER: You know the police, they found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you.
JERRYL Oh, come on. There's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me.
KRAMER: Not as many as there used to be.
Listen for the bell Grosbard, it tolls for thee!
Dr: sorry, only family allowed
George: BUT I AM FAMILY. I'M HAVING SEX WITH THE COUSIN!
SEVEN!
George: BUT I AM FAMILY. I'M HAVING SEX WITH THE COUSIN!
SEVEN!
It's not a lie if you believe it.
The jerk store called and they're running out of you!
Hate the drake!
The jerk store called and they're running out of you!
Hate the drake!
easttexasaggie04 said:
I can't pick one episode. They are all great!
I've always liked the one where they were lost in the parking garage and Kramer is carrying a huge window unit.
Did you know he really carried around an ac unit all day then misse when he went to put it in the trunk. Busted his lip. But they kept the cameras rolling.
Then the car didn't start. Also not part of the script.
From https://www.sunfrog.com/119041678-556770061.html?75552
(Fair warning: I have no clue how legitimate the site is)
Anything involving me.
Pretty much impossible to hear "write-off" and not recite that scene. Drives my wife crazy since she's typically the one saying it... it's perfect.
May not be remembering this correctly...
both George and Elaine start abstaining.
George gets smarter and smarter, Elaine gets stupider and stupider.
both George and Elaine start abstaining.
George gets smarter and smarter, Elaine gets stupider and stupider.
Whens lunch said:
May not be remembering this correctly...
both George and Elaine start abstaining.
George gets smarter and smarter, Elaine gets stupider and stupider.
Elaine dates Bob Odenkirk in that ep
That's right! Isn't that the episode where Bob's character (or whomever Elaine is dating if it is indeed a different episode I am thinking of) finally passes the medical exam, and then breaks up with Elaine and says something to the effect of "I always told myself that whenever I passed the exam, I would break up with whomever I was with and immediately find someone better. That's the dream of being a doctor."LHIOB said:Whens lunch said:
May not be remembering this correctly...
both George and Elaine start abstaining.
George gets smarter and smarter, Elaine gets stupider and stupider.
Elaine dates Bob Odenkirk in that ep
I'm sure I butchered the line, but I would put that scene in my Top 5.
Thats close. She asks if she can introduce him as "doctor" before he passes the exam because "thats the dream" and he uses the same line in her after passing it because the dream is to drop who ever you are with after you pass the exam.
Its very genius.
This episode also has George teaching Bernie Williams and Jeter how to hit home runs.
And Jerry getting bumped from his high school career day.
Its very genius.
This episode also has George teaching Bernie Williams and Jeter how to hit home runs.
And Jerry getting bumped from his high school career day.
Ha! That's right - and then Letterman bumping Jerry because he heard about the career day bumping.LHIOB said:
Thats close. She asks if she can introduce him as "doctor" before he passes the exam because "thats the dream" and he uses the same line in her after passing it because the dream is to drop who ever you are with after you pass the exam.
Its very genius.
This episode also has George teaching Bernie Williams and Jeter how to hit home runs.
And Jerry getting bumped from his high school career day.
Before the show is over George is speaking Portuguese to his housekeeper or whoever its was.....and then the inevitable happens and George is his old self again.
i like the one where Frank goes to the nail salon to eavesdrop for Elaine, and he runs into his old lover from the war.
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Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting
duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's
time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.
Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.
Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash
it!!
duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's
time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.
Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.
Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash
it!!
Bookman is the greatest non-regular character in the series, maybe in the history of television.Lt. Joe Bookman said:Quote:
Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
I'm almost willing to give you that, except for Colonel Flagg on M*A*S*HHtownAg92 said:Bookman is the greatest non-regular character in the series, maybe in the history of television.Lt. Joe Bookman said:Quote:
Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
Cinco Ranch Aggie said:I'm almost willing to give you that, except for Colonel Flagg on M*A*S*HHtownAg92 said:Bookman is the greatest non-regular character in the series, maybe in the history of television.Lt. Joe Bookman said:Quote:
Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again.
I'll see you Bookman and Flagg and raise you a Russ Hanneman on Silicon Valley.
Pure genius.... Billionaire who cusses like a sailor, dresses like a ******bag, is a terrible parent, horrible with money, only drives cars with "doors that go like this", is completely narcissistic and a grade A pervert, possibly a closet homosexual in denial, offends literally every race, gender, religion and sexual orientation and well he is undoubtedly psychotic. Every scene with him is gold.
"I find pastrami to be the most...sensual of the cured meats"
Jeter: "We won the World Series, you know?"LHIOB said:
Thats close. She asks if she can introduce him as "doctor" before he passes the exam because "thats the dream" and he uses the same line in her after passing it because the dream is to drop who ever you are with after you pass the exam.
Its very genius.
This episode also has George teaching Bernie Williams and Jeter how to hit home runs.
And Jerry getting bumped from his high school career day.
George(exasperated): "In six games!!"
Found it!!
The backwards episode was pretty great.
Great thread. I would recommend the book Seinfeldia. It's essentially a biography of the show. Easy read and well worth the time with a lot of interesting background to the series.
Fonzie Scheme said:
Great thread. I would recommend the book Seinfeldia. It's essentially a biography of the show. Easy read and we'll worth the time with a lot of interesting background to the series.
Agreed, I'm about 2/3 through it myself. Really good.
Thanks for the suggestion. Been looking for something else to listen to in the truck back and forth from work. Just Audible'd it.Fonzie Scheme said:
Great thread. I would recommend the book Seinfeldia. It's essentially a biography of the show. Easy read and we'll worth the time with a lot of interesting background to the series.
Reading through this thread just strengthens my belief that Seinfeld is the greatest TV comedy of all time. The situations and dialogue, even the small tidbits, are just pure genius.
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