Favorite Seinfeld

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pinkdog
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I always thought this show was brilliant. I really liked the episode about "shrinkage". But favorite quote? "Next time, when you take a chip...just take one dip and END IT!!!"
Brian Earl Spilner
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We were on a break!!!
Scotch
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"These pretzels... are making me THIRSTY".
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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Kramer - is that a Titleist?
George slowly nods
Kramer - a hole in one
AgPediRPh
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You're a rabid antidentite!
Zombie Jon Snow
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The Bet - "I'm out!!!!!"
Ragoo
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Seinfeld - party 4.
Red Dane
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"Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella."
bac
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Now THAT is one magic loogie.
jr15aggie
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And you wanna be my latex salesman
The Catfish
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The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
brew82
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Puddy to Elaine- Why should I care, you're the one going to hell.
Cancelled
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It's pronounced barometer

And

Are you using my babies now?
MAROON
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The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...
chipotle
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The second spitter
COOL LASER FALCON
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Cappo
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Puffy shirt episode was on the other day
easttexasaggie04
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I can't pick one episode. They are all great!

I've always liked the one where they were lost in the parking garage and Kramer is carrying a huge window unit.
Definitely Not A Cop
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beanbean
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My favorite episode is when Kramer finds the old set for the Merv Griffin show and sets it up in his apartment. So much going on in that episode. George runs over a squirrel and his girlfriend makes him take it to the vet (something my wife would try to make me do) and Kramer and Newman try to bust Jerry with his girlfriend on the set of their fake talkshow Jerry Springer style.
Goldie Wilson
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SERENITY NOW!
jenn96
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They're real and they're spectacular.
tk for tu juan
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The Catfish said:

The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!

What's the difference, you're their all-time bestseller
CheeseSndwch
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Ahh, can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Cappo
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Champ Bailey said:


Where could I beee

Believe it or not, I'm not hooooome
TXAG 05
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My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
TXAG 05
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CheeseSndwch said:

Ahh, can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?


You know, that really not a bad looking shirt.
Orlando Ayala Cant Read
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i think the airport one where George ultimately ends up in the restroom with a crazed serial killer is one of the most underrated episodes of that show. its probably my personal favorite.

low talker
superman race
and "Cartwright" are 3 others I really enjoy
texagco2003
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Here's to feeling good all the time.
MrPlow2010
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That day I was a marine biologist
Bruce Almighty
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You dipped the chip. You took a dip and dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it.
CyclingAg82
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"There must have been a second spitter."

The Keith Hernandez episode.
stillmerk
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"You saying, you want a piece of me?"
easttexasaggie04
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Haha I forgot about Cartwright. That makes me laugh just thinking about it.
easttexasaggie04
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"Did you stop short with my wife?? That's my move!!!"
 
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