I always thought this show was brilliant. I really liked the episode about "shrinkage". But favorite quote? "Next time, when you take a chip...just take one dip and END IT!!!"
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We were on a break!!!
"These pretzels... are making me THIRSTY".
Kramer - is that a Titleist?
George slowly nods
Kramer - a hole in one
George slowly nods
Kramer - a hole in one
You're a rabid antidentite!
The Bet - "I'm out!!!!!"
Seinfeld - party 4.
"Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries.
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella."
Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman
telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of
his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But
you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public
Library, fella."
Now THAT is one magic loogie.
And you wanna be my latex salesman
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
Puddy to Elaine- Why should I care, you're the one going to hell.
It's pronounced barometer
And
Are you using my babies now?
And
Are you using my babies now?
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...
The second spitter
Puffy shirt episode was on the other day
I can't pick one episode. They are all great!
I've always liked the one where they were lost in the parking garage and Kramer is carrying a huge window unit.
I've always liked the one where they were lost in the parking garage and Kramer is carrying a huge window unit.
My favorite episode is when Kramer finds the old set for the Merv Griffin show and sets it up in his apartment. So much going on in that episode. George runs over a squirrel and his girlfriend makes him take it to the vet (something my wife would try to make me do) and Kramer and Newman try to bust Jerry with his girlfriend on the set of their fake talkshow Jerry Springer style.
SERENITY NOW!
They're real and they're spectacular.
The Catfish said:
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
What's the difference, you're their all-time bestseller
Ahh, can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
Where could I beeeChamp Bailey said:
Believe it or not, I'm not hooooome
My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
CheeseSndwch said:
Ahh, can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
You know, that really not a bad looking shirt.
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i think the airport one where George ultimately ends up in the restroom with a crazed serial killer is one of the most underrated episodes of that show. its probably my personal favorite.
low talker
superman race
and "Cartwright" are 3 others I really enjoy
low talker
superman race
and "Cartwright" are 3 others I really enjoy
Here's to feeling good all the time.
That day I was a marine biologist
You dipped the chip. You took a dip and dipped again. That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it.
"There must have been a second spitter."
The Keith Hernandez episode.
The Keith Hernandez episode.
"You saying, you want a piece of me?"
Haha I forgot about Cartwright. That makes me laugh just thinking about it.
"Did you stop short with my wife?? That's my move!!!"
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