Who's going to turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
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It is now time for the airing of grievances...
The cat... is OUTTA THE BAG!!!!
Don't look at me I'm hideous
A drawer full of Cubans
It moved.
The cat... is OUTTA THE BAG!!!!
Don't look at me I'm hideous
A drawer full of Cubans
It moved.
Believe it or not, George isn't at home, just leave a message at the beeeep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I beeee? Believe it or not, I'm not at hooonmme.
Can't believe no one has said "No soup for you!" yet.
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!tk for tu juan said:The Catfish said:
The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!
What's the difference, you're their all-time bestseller
Jerry to Elaine - you're gonna rub out the dog?!
Too obvious. That's the most famous line of the series.
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
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You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!
My favorite line comes from my favorite episode, The Hello: "Darren,if you had told me 20 years ago that one day I would solve the world's energy crisis, I'd have said you're crazy. Now, help me push this big ball of oil out the window." (I'm sure that's not 100% exact but it's close).
I could list about 100 others that I love and quote quite often.
I could list about 100 others that I love and quote quite often.
Mom and Pop is a great episode. The one with the shoecobbler and Jon Voights LeBaron.
Mulva
I think it moved
The bubble boy
Kenny Rogers Roasters
The called in bomb threat when Steinbrenner was in George's office and George was in his bed under the desk...when they sent in the robot to find the bomb and it opened the drawer and found the candy bar and playboy Steinbrenner's line is classic..."Hmm...just empty calories and male curiosity, aye Georgie!"
I think it moved
The bubble boy
Kenny Rogers Roasters
The called in bomb threat when Steinbrenner was in George's office and George was in his bed under the desk...when they sent in the robot to find the bomb and it opened the drawer and found the candy bar and playboy Steinbrenner's line is classic..."Hmm...just empty calories and male curiosity, aye Georgie!"
Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum!
Literally any episode with Frank Costanza is my favorite episode, he's my favorite character in television history. I love Seinfeld, and he's better than anyone else on the show.
You know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to KEEP the reservation.
You're not Penske material.
"I hope I never took anyone's virginity. People always remember their first. I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten."
Seinfeld the best on the show? No way. Jason Alexander. He was so good at playing the conniving, cowardly, nervous little George costansza.
NO SOUP FOR YOU! COME BACK...ONE YEAR!
I'm out there, Jerry! I'm out there and I'm lovin' every minute of it!
Kenny Roger's Roasters is my favorite episode of all time. So many good lines.
"That's not gonna be good for business."
"That's not gonna be good for anyone."
"That's not gonna be good for business."
"That's not gonna be good for anyone."
"A George divided against itself cannot stand."
I loved The Puerto Rican Day.
Partly because it tied together 3 of my top 5 favorites. Soup Nazi and The Sponge.
This show was genius level comedy. Really is hard to pick just one episode.
Partly because it tied together 3 of my top 5 favorites. Soup Nazi and The Sponge.
This show was genius level comedy. Really is hard to pick just one episode.
Well helllloooooo!!!!
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