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You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?

There are so many great scenes that it's hard to pick one. After watching some behind the scenes footage of the parking garage, that has to be up there with one of the best because after they find the car, they are supposed to start the car and drive off. Well as we all know, the car doesn't start which made that a perfect ending and you can see everyone laughing hysterically in the car except Kramer

But my favorite has to be george's mishap in bed description during the Chinese restaurant. I can't help but laugh as that is just classic george.

GEORGE: I shouldn't even tell you this.
JERRY: Come on...
GEORGE: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.
JERRY: I'm with you.
GEORGE: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...
JERRY: This could only happen to you.
GEORGE: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".
JERRY: You said this to her after.
GEORGE: No. During.
JERRY: Oh, boy.
GEORGE: Yeah.
JERRY: Wow! So...?
GEORGE: So I'm dressing and she's staring up at me, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman, and worst of all, I don't have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted is if I told her I am in reality Batman, and I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat-Signal.

clinker03 said:

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You know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to KEEP the reservation.

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"And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."

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"Would you like to purchase the renter's insurance?"

"Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the HELL out of this thing. "

Favorite episode

Donna chang? You're not chinese?

Kramer fighting children and their "little fist of fury"

So many good ones. Elaine and Puddy had some good times. Elaine and Puddy on an airplane.
Elaine: do you want a magazine?
Puddy: no
Elaine: oh, do you want a pillow? Are u going to sleep?
Puddy: no
Elaine: so you're just going to sit there?
Puddy: yeah, that's right.
Elaine: ok, that's it. We're broken up.

"GARY FOGLE NEVER HAD CANCER!"

"Hello and welcome to Movie Phone"

"Just drivin' around in Jon Voigt's car"

"But I'm not a pimp!"

"No Bette Mid-ler?"

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

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Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

all the flak Jerry got for making out in Schindler's List was gold.

Newman!!!!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsb0ra_making-out-during-schindler-s-list_fun

Man hands, Kramer starts going to work at an office, and gets fired, and bizzaro Jerry are all in the same episode. It's my favorite. It's my most quoted for sure.

Is that a Titleist?

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