Game of Thrones - Season 7

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Hickory High said:

The This episode felt pretty flimsy. I immediately wanted to call bull**** after just 5 minutes into it.

  • How the HELL did both Bronn and Jamie swim all the way across that lake?
  • How the HELL did no one in Dany's army catch Bronn and Jamie as they swam across the lake?
  • Why does no one suggest to Dany that the whole "bend the knee or die" ultimatum is hardly a real choice at all and that she's starting to become just like all the others?
  • How is it that the only thing Dany has to say about her dragon being cool with Jon, something that has never happened before, is "Aren't they beautiful"?
  • How does Cersei still have the necessary funds to pay back the Iron Bank even with all the gold from the Tyrell's?
  • Look, I know you kind of just have to get over the travel time thing, but come on....Jamie gets back to King's Landing with no horse in like 5 minutes, Tyrion travels to King's Landing and back by row boat in no time....COME ON!!!!
  • Sam making the worst case ever for his view on the walkers
  • CAN THEY JUST TAKE A DRAGON TO DO THIS SPEC OPS WALKER CAPTURE MISSION?!?!

You don't get it. Just like in Video Games you "Fast Travel" to places you have already been.

Simple.
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Yes. The show skips over all the travel that is unimportant to the story. What is so hard to understand about that? Would you rather watch 3+ seasons of Johns and crew on a boat? Or would you rather skip that?
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Well the hound has to live because CleganeBowl.
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Dirty dozen vibe there at the end...

Also I can't tell whose plots were most interesting at the end of this one, Cersei's or Littlefinger's...
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Trident 88 said:

Ogre09 said:

Jon being the heir means Dany, his aunt, is subject to him. If they both knew and acknowledged that, her forces would be at his command to battle the Night King without having to convince her. It's hugely important.

He would definitely have to convince her. Her army is hers, not the rightful heir's. They follow her because they chose her.


If she knew he was the heir, she would serve him.
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With the romantic brother/sister makeout session after pregancy revelation and the aunt/nephew eye-****ing scenes is this the most incest friendly TV episode ever?
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Hickory High said:

powerbelly51 said:

The fact that you dont understand/wont accept the compression of time during travel is astounding.
1. I don't know you, but okay.

2. "Astounding"? Really? It "astounds" you?
It is pretty astounding.
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Ogre09 said:

Trident 88 said:

Ogre09 said:

Jon being the heir means Dany, his aunt, is subject to him. If they both knew and acknowledged that, her forces would be at his command to battle the Night King without having to convince her. It's hugely important.

He would definitely have to convince her. Her army is hers, not the rightful heir's. They follow her because they chose her.


If she knew he was the heir, she would serve him.

I don't think she would despite the fact that much of her argument for herself has been that she is the "rightful queen."
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Ogre09 said:

Hickory High said:

This episode felt pretty flimsy. I immediately wanted to call bull**** after just 5 minutes into it.

  • How the HELL did both Bronn and Jamie swim all the way across that lake?
  • How the HELL did no one in Dany's army catch Bronn and Jamie as they swam across the lake?
  • Why does no one suggest to Dany that the whole "bend the knee or die" ultimatum is hardly a real choice at all and that she's starting to become just like all the others?
  • How is it that the only thing Dany has to say about her dragon being cool with Jon, something that has never happened before, is "Aren't they beautiful"?
  • How does Cersei still have the necessary funds to pay back the Iron Bank even with all the gold from the Tyrell's?
  • Look, I know you kind of just have to get over the travel time thing, but come on....Jamie gets back to King's Landing with no horse in like 5 minutes, Tyrion travels to King's Landing and back by row boat in no time....COME ON!!!!



You're an idiot...

It was a river, not a lake. Bronn grabbed Jamie and they floated downstream.

Bend the knee or die is not a bad line. What's a fair alternative to enemy soldiers you captured?

I think Dany was impressed with Jon's interaction with Drogon. What did you want her to say? "OMG, you must be a Targaryan!"?

Cersei has the Tyrell's money. It got to KL before Dany attacked.

Jamie was attacked near KL. Travel time was short.

Dragonstone is just across Blackwater Bay from KL. Travel time was short.


Not sure the childish name calling is necessary, but alright...

That's flimsy for so many reasons.

That's not the point. The point is that Dany doesn't want to be like Cersei, but by telling them "serve me or die", she's no different at all.

Well, considering the dragons only tolerate the presence of other humans with dragon's blood....maybe?

That seems extremely unlikely considering how they've been making the point that the Lanisters are out of money for like 5 seasons now.

Whatever

Whatever.
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Cersei letting Tyrion come into Kings Landing and leave intact for even for whatever plot she's got going was the thing that felt most off to me about this episode.
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Ogre09 said:




If she knew he was the heir, she would serve him.
Oh, she will be "serving" him soon enough....
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InternetFan02 said:

Also should note that Jorah is still trapped in the friend zone. She gives him friendly hugs then turns to eye-****ing at Jon. Jon gets his sword and his woman.


Jorah is awesome now, but that's what you get for getting your hands dirty in the slavery business.
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Let's talk about Cersei anchor-babying Jaime. There has been more than a few times you could see him just wondering what he has got himself into with her, and her madness...but now she is pregnant with his kid.
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InternetFan02 said:

With the romantic brother/sister makeout session after pregancy revelation and the aunt/nephew eye-****ing scenes is this the most incest friendly TV episode ever?
incest is fine, as long as everyone is attractive.

it is only when the horrible recessive genes kick in that it is not OK.
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powerbelly51 said:

Yes. The show skips over all the travel that is unimportant to the story. What is so hard to understand about that? Would you rather watch 3+ seasons of Johns and crew on a boat? Or would you rather skip that?
I didn't make my point clear it seems. My issue is not with the individual "fast travels", it's the syncing of all the different timelines seems impossible.
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AstroAg17 said:

I get that Jamie is important and the writers aren't done with him. The charge at Dany seems consistent with his character too. But the lake escape is so ridiculous, I think they should have just scrapped it and pulled Jamie and Bronn out of battle some other way. If you're going to have him do a foolhardy final charge, he should die. It's not in the character of the show to pull coincidental, nonsensical stunts to save the main characters.

I know it seems like discussion that should have followed the last episode, but I was really hoping they would resolve it somehow in a better way following the cliffhanger.
Based on all of our reactions to it, they should have made it much more clear if it was a river or a lake they were next to. If it's a river like most of us say, then the current would wash them down stream..hell that's one of the ways Butch and Sundance escape.
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JJxvi said:

Cersei letting Tyrion come into Kings Landing and leave intact for even for whatever plot she's got going was the thing that felt most off to me about this episode.


Worse than Dany, Jorah, Jon, And Davos all just blindly accepting Tyrion's plan to bring a wight to Cersei???
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To circle back to Cersei, I think she is playing Jaime just like she wants to play Dany. She and Qyburn seemed staged for him to walk in on so that she could then drop the baby news on him. It also pulled him back in to be closer to her than ever at a time when she was questioning his loyalty to her. She is definitely going to do something though that will drive him away again (maybe trying to kill Tyrion).

I just hope the damage she does isn't too bad. You'd think that Tyrion, Varys, Sansa (if she hears of an alliance), and a lot of other people would be smart enough to NEVER trust Cersei to do something unselfish and not take advantage of a situation when she is clearly beaten.
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AstroAg17 said:

I get that Jamie is important and the writers aren't done with him. The charge at Dany seems consistent with his character too. But the lake escape is so ridiculous, I think they should have just scrapped it and pulled Jamie and Bronn out of battle some other way. If you're going to have him do a foolhardy final charge, he should die. It's not in the character of the show to pull coincidental, nonsensical stunts to save the main characters.

I know it seems like discussion that should have followed the last episode, but I was really hoping they would resolve it somehow in a better way following the cliffhanger.


Bronn and/or Jamie should have definitely died in the previous episode.
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PatAg said:

AstroAg17 said:

I get that Jamie is important and the writers aren't done with him. The charge at Dany seems consistent with his character too. But the lake escape is so ridiculous, I think they should have just scrapped it and pulled Jamie and Bronn out of battle some other way. If you're going to have him do a foolhardy final charge, he should die. It's not in the character of the show to pull coincidental, nonsensical stunts to save the main characters.

I know it seems like discussion that should have followed the last episode, but I was really hoping they would resolve it somehow in a better way following the cliffhanger.
Based on all of our reactions to it, they should have made it much more clear if it was a river or a lake they were next to. If it's a river like most of us say, then the current would wash them down stream..hell that's one of the ways Butch and Sundance escape.
Well then hop on your nearest dragon and fly to the end of the river. I mean that's Jamie Freaking Lannister we're talking about here, not just some random foot soldier. Capture him and a lot of things change.
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SeattleAgJr said:

InternetFan02 said:

With the romantic brother/sister makeout session after pregancy revelation and the aunt/nephew eye-****ing scenes is this the most incest friendly TV episode ever?
incest is fine, as long as everyone is attractive.

it is only when the horrible recessive genes kick in that it is not OK.


I.e. joffrey?
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They are on the blackwater, a river, that opens onto blackwater bay, which opens by kings landing, and in which is the island of dragon stone.
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PatAg said:

Let's talk about Cersei anchor-babying Jaime. There has been more than a few times you could see him just wondering what he has got himself into with her, and her madness...but now she is pregnant with his kid.


For the fourth time. But this time they don't have to hide that he's the father.
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Ogre09 said:

SeattleAgJr said:

InternetFan02 said:

With the romantic brother/sister makeout session after pregancy revelation and the aunt/nephew eye-****ing scenes is this the most incest friendly TV episode ever?
incest is fine, as long as everyone is attractive.

it is only when the horrible recessive genes kick in that it is not OK.


I.e. joffrey?
I am talking more the hideously deformed recessive genes.

like having THREE EYES.
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Anyone else really hoping Cersei gives birth to a malformed dwarf with a tail.

I mean that would be ironic as much as she hated the beastly Tyrion as an infant. And the just reward for continuing the incest.

That would be some GRRM level justice right there.
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Boo on Sansa for making a reference to Ghost but we haven't seen his lonely ass in nearly 2 seasons.
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Hickory High said:

powerbelly51 said:

Yes. The show skips over all the travel that is unimportant to the story. What is so hard to understand about that? Would you rather watch 3+ seasons of Johns and crew on a boat? Or would you rather skip that?
I didn't make my point clear it seems. My issue is not with the individual "fast travels", it's the syncing of all the different timelines seems impossible.


They arent in necessarily in sync.
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titanmaster_race said:

InternetFan02 said:

Also should note that Jorah is still trapped in the friend zone. She gives him friendly hugs then turns to eye-****ing at Jon. Jon gets his sword and his woman.


Jorah is awesome now, but that's what you get for getting your hands dirty in the slavery business.


Jon seened like he was trying to figure out if Jorah is competition. And Dany seemed a little conflicted on whether she was just happy to see him back or if the feelings were a little deeper.
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For anyone interested the Littlefinger note is the letter that Sansa wrote to Robb when Ned was arrested.

Quote:

Robb, I write to you with a heavy heart. Our good king Robert is dead, killed from wounds he took in a boar hunt. Father has been charged with treason. He conspired with Robert's brothers against my beloved Joffrey and tried to steal his throne. The Lannisters are treating me very well and provide me with every comfort. I beg you: come to King's Landing, swear fealty to King Joffrey and prevent any strife between the great houses of Lannister and Stark.










I love littlefinger because he really knows how to stir sh*t up...
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Ogre09 said:

JJxvi said:

Cersei letting Tyrion come into Kings Landing and leave intact for even for whatever plot she's got going was the thing that felt most off to me about this episode.


Worse than Dany, Jorah, Jon, And Davos all just blindly accepting Tyrion's plan to bring a wight to Cersei???
Well that was just kinda something where the characters just do dumb things, like the whole "Jons visit went by and nobody ever even mentioned the marriage alliance option" thing. This was an example where I really felt a character was off and was doing what the story needed them to do. Littlefinger vs Arya, was totally believable and in character for him, it was almost expected. Cersei, she would have taken the chance to murder Tyrion immediately. I almost feel like they threw in the Olenna killed Joffrey convo just to soften that, but I don't think Cersei would care. She has naked hatred for Tyrion, and she thinks Tyrion is prophesied to kill her.
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Wonder what Theon is up to, right now. Or Euron, for that matter. I love the Hound. "Stfu and get to the point you guys!"
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hunter2012 said:

For anyone interested the Littlefinger note is the letter that Sansa wrote to Robb when Ned was arrested.

Quote:

Robb, I write to you with a heavy heart. Our good king Robert is dead, killed from wounds he took in a boar hunt. Father has been charged with treason. He conspired with Robert's brothers against my beloved Joffrey and tried to steal his throne. The Lannisters are treating me very well and provide me with every comfort. I beg you: come to King's Landing, swear fealty to King Joffrey and prevent any strife between the great houses of Lannister and Stark.










I love littlefinger because he really knows how to stir sh*t up...


Good finds... i miss the original Theon before Ramsay f'd him up...
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this was bad fan fic

until the last five minutes

now it's the guns of navarone
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The Maesters at The Citadel are a pretty good representation of government workers and tenured professors.
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