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Yes, but it sometimes depends on the base spice.
Ordered gifts for my recipient, though I may need to add something to it. Not sure.
Has anyone got presents yet? The anticipation is killing me. I want to know who got what!
I'm told that whatever I'm getting should arrive today, and that my anus should be scared. Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
sent some stuff, should get there this week...
Lex said:
Has anyone got presents yet? The anticipation is killing me. I want to know who got what!
Can't rush these things.
To my Santa: don't send me anything before talking to me!!! I won't be home a lot!!!
well, then you know who your person is...I guessClaude! said:
I'm told that whatever I'm getting should arrive today, and that my anus should be scared. Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
Got a big slug of stuff on the way from Amazon, will add some personal touches once that stuff gets here
also, my secret santa...please let know when things are arriving because the delivery agencies like to put my stuff in another breezeway and ive had to go hunt my stuff down.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Well, I'm an idiot and didn't update my info, so my gift was apparently delivered to my old address. Need to see if the apartment complex has it somewhere. Santa, if you would, please send over tracking info. My bad.
Dangit.
I have to find the perfect gift.
Hang tight giftee.
I have to find the perfect gift.
Hang tight giftee.
I will not be making purchases until Dec 1st. please hold on to horses.
swimmerbabe11 said:
I will not be making purchases until Dec 1st. please hold on to horses.
Well, well, well - a package. What treasures lie inside?
Ah, my old friend saltwater taffy. So tasty, so addictive.
But what could possibly go with a soft, succulent treat like taffy? Nuts, of course! Specifically, pizza-flavored nuts. I know typing this is just asking for trouble, but I'm a sucker for novelty-flavored nuts.
That being said, life can't be all nuts and taffy. My Santa undoubtedly knows that a hale and hearty man such as myself needs protein! Hence, the (mostly) exotic meat sticks; dare I say, the kangaroo stick will especially put a hop in my step.
Taffy, nuts, and meat sticks (I wonder - is there something on my Santa's mind?). That's a hell of a meal, but it lacks something, something to wash everything down with. Unfortunately, the powers that be in North Carolina do not allow direct shipment of alcohol, so my Santa had to settle for the next best thing - a book about alcohol, specifically how to make bourbon drinks. It's like a match made in heaven - I like to read, and I like bourbon. Though admittedly the more of the latter I imbibe, the less I am able to do the former.
All together now:
Thank you so much to my wonderful and vivacious Secret Santa, the one and only Lex! Merry Christmas!
Ah, my old friend saltwater taffy. So tasty, so addictive.
But what could possibly go with a soft, succulent treat like taffy? Nuts, of course! Specifically, pizza-flavored nuts. I know typing this is just asking for trouble, but I'm a sucker for novelty-flavored nuts.
That being said, life can't be all nuts and taffy. My Santa undoubtedly knows that a hale and hearty man such as myself needs protein! Hence, the (mostly) exotic meat sticks; dare I say, the kangaroo stick will especially put a hop in my step.
Taffy, nuts, and meat sticks (I wonder - is there something on my Santa's mind?). That's a hell of a meal, but it lacks something, something to wash everything down with. Unfortunately, the powers that be in North Carolina do not allow direct shipment of alcohol, so my Santa had to settle for the next best thing - a book about alcohol, specifically how to make bourbon drinks. It's like a match made in heaven - I like to read, and I like bourbon. Though admittedly the more of the latter I imbibe, the less I am able to do the former.
All together now:
Thank you so much to my wonderful and vivacious Secret Santa, the one and only Lex! Merry Christmas!
Nice!
Claude! said:
Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
Speak for yourself.
Your list was fantastic, you made it too easy for me! And everything was too awesome. I had to get it all! Merry (super early) Christmas Claude!
I bought those meat sticks for myself a few years ago, and thought they were awesome!
aglaohfour said:Claude! said:
Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
Speak for yourself.
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aglaohfour said:Claude! said:
Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
Speak for yourself.
SBS is never a surprise if you're always prepared???
EFE said:aglaohfour said:Claude! said:
Of course, being told that one's anus should be scared tends to make one's whole person scared.
Speak for yourself.
SBS is never a surprise if you're always prepared???
Insert Boy Scout "Be prepared" meme here
For the record, the peanuts are really good. They taste like pizza, but like the kind of pizza you used to get if you went to Pizza Hut in the late 1980s for dine-in, and you liberally used the pepper flakes on the table.
As long as you like them! They weren't Deez Nutz, but even I thought those looked good. And the resealable bag was a plus.
Edited to add I wasn't born till 91, so I don't know about the Hut before that.
Edited to add I wasn't born till 91, so I don't know about the Hut before that.
Oh gosh you're over 30? Ewwww
Shut up! I may be over 30 but I can still whoop your ass.
Lex said:
Your list was fantastic, you made it too easy for me! And everything was too awesome. I had to get it all! Merry (super early) Christmas Claude!
So what you're saying is that updating your list is really important. Got it.
713nervy said:Lex said:
Your list was fantastic, you made it too easy for me! And everything was too awesome. I had to get it all! Merry (super early) Christmas Claude!
So what you're saying is that updating your list is really important. Got it.
It's also really important to message your giftee. If you don't know them super well, ask random questions and catch their vibe.
I want to work on this but I went from having a sick daughter to getting ready for my parents to come over, and now Mr Awesome is throwing up.
Hope they both get better soon!
my person is the literal only GBer i've met in the real world
Pilot Ag said:
my person is the literal only GBer i've met in the real world
So it's not me.
even if it was you know i can't tell who my person isLex said:Pilot Ag said:
my person is the literal only GBer i've met in the real world
So it's not me.
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