Can't pics post on mobile so I'll have to get on my PC but not only did I get my box, I was blown away! My santa sent me a Dragunov SVD!
**********Official TexAgs General Board Secret Santa 2022**********
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I'm assuming Swimmer is my Secret Santa and this is the first of the four she mentioned. Always gotta take care of the boys and what better way than to make sure you've got Happy Nuts!
it cracked me up to have that as my last gb gifts as an unmarried woman
swimmerbabe11 said:
it cracked me up to have that as my last gb gifts as an unmarried woman
Glad to add some fun to your GB gift giving experience
Expected delivery today!
My SS this year nailed it! I've needed a way to plug in NES and SNES controllers into the laptop I use to emulate stuff for a while now. It's about time for a little Super Metroid with a SNES Advantage instead of a PS3 controller like I've been using.
Also I've also been forgetting to get ketchup at Publix since
around Thanksgiving. It may be a little too nice for the kids to drown chicken nuggets and tater tots in but they'll definitely get to share. Thanks again!
Also I've also been forgetting to get ketchup at Publix since
around Thanksgiving. It may be a little too nice for the kids to drown chicken nuggets and tater tots in but they'll definitely get to share. Thanks again!
IT JUST CAME! MY PACKAGE JUST CAME!
There is so much that I get to put in my mouth. I'm going to start with the gooey stuff first! Tonight I will try out my new penguin underwears to the bar then try my TENGA Portable Male Masturbator in the bathroom. There I can use the Tenga Men's Loupe Sperm Observation for Smartphone Kit to make sure I won't have any labor day surprise plans next year made for me!
THANK YOU BOOTS!!!! (insert Japanese characters saying thanks here).
There is so much that I get to put in my mouth. I'm going to start with the gooey stuff first! Tonight I will try out my new penguin underwears to the bar then try my TENGA Portable Male Masturbator in the bathroom. There I can use the Tenga Men's Loupe Sperm Observation for Smartphone Kit to make sure I won't have any labor day surprise plans next year made for me!
THANK YOU BOOTS!!!! (insert Japanese characters saying thanks here).
Whooooooooaaaaaaaa
Boots crushing it as usual
Boots was great s few years ago! All sorts of Japanese sex stuff!
Hey look what got here ahead of schedule! Thank you hunterntexas! I'm stoked about the wine opener! You're awesome.
Haha that mug rules
The Fife said:
My SS this year nailed it! I've needed a way to plug in NES and SNES controllers into the laptop I use to emulate stuff for a while now. It's about time for a little Super Metroid with a SNES Advantage instead of a PS3 controller like I've been using.
Also I've also been forgetting to get ketchup at Publix since
around Thanksgiving. It may be a little too nice for the kids to drown chicken nuggets and tater tots in but they'll definitely get to share. Thanks again!
Judging by where I had to ship it. Figured you missed some good old whataburger ketchup.
Glad you like it.
I still don't know who sent me gifts.
I've already cooked bacon on the griddle.
The universal socket is in my truck, ready to be put to work.
The "Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid" will be played next weekend.
Thank you, whoever you are.
I've already cooked bacon on the griddle.
The universal socket is in my truck, ready to be put to work.
The "Drunk, Stoned, or Stupid" will be played next weekend.
Thank you, whoever you are.
hunterntexas said:
I still don't know who sent me gifts.
I've already cooked bacon on the griddle.
The universal socket is in my truck, ready to be put to work.
The "Drunk, Some, or Stupid" will be played next weekend.
Thank you, whoever you are.
''Twas I!!
Merry Christmas!!!
Yeah, the closest one I'm aware of is off I-95 near the Florida/Georgia State line. There's Cookout over here and dare I say they're pretty awesome
I'm glad you like everything! Have you checked your sperm count with your smartphone camera in time for the holidays?
The tamales that I ordered weren't delivered in time for Christmas dinner, so instead I made some enchiladas with the sauce you sent. They. Were. Effing. Amazing. Served them up with some fresh salsa, chopped avocado, and red wine. I think I might be too full for cake later. Thank you again - we can't wait to try the other flavors.
How hard is it to find all the ingredients you need?
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
Reading the instructions now and I think the translation is a little off where it says "to keep away from children". I'm going to try to fit into the underwear again for a little while before the sperm count so that I can see if that "from" is necessary.
It has gotten better in the 8 years since I moved. Cilantro used to be hard to get and now it's in almost every supermarket. The corn tortillas and sauce are the hard parts. I had some vacuum sealed in the freezer.
Pilot Ag, I'm glad you enjoyed your gifts!
Have you been away from Texas so long that you've forgotten that serving wine with enchiladas instead of beer is unforgivable?
I hate beer.
Is anyone still waiting for their gifts, especially if there has been no contact from their Santa?
Still waiting but we've been in contact.
ajn142 said:
I regret to inform you the handmade part is (probably) not that cool.
It's been a helluva week, toddler up every day from 3 on, down half the team at work on a permanent basis, and my capacity to get **** done has suffered. I need to finish getting things thrown in a box that'll survive travel (and maybe toss in some extra non-delaying goodies to make up for the delay).
FYI I'm leaving town the morning of the 29th. No biggie, just so I don't end up with a puppy in a box on my porch for a week.
Swimmer is GOAT this year! It is perfectly surrounded by Irish whiskeys!!
nut soap and a nut cracker
swimmerbabe11 said:
nut soap and a nut cracker
Well played! Blue parachute!
Believe this completes my gifts from Swimmer! Well done and congrats to your Horned Frogs!
The Fife said:
My SS this year nailed it! I've needed a way to plug in NES and SNES controllers into the laptop I use to emulate stuff for a while now. It's about time for a little Super Metroid with a SNES Advantage instead of a PS3 controller like I've been using.
Also I've also been forgetting to get ketchup at Publix since
around Thanksgiving. It may be a little too nice for the kids to drown chicken nuggets and tater tots in but they'll definitely get to share. Thanks again!
This is awesome. I may have to pick up that converter for some Kaizo Mario world action
-Ben There/R.C.
Thank you for your patient and I wish many blessings on your nuts
Thank you Swimmer! My nuts feel truly blessed!
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