Why is dating after 35 such a beating?

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In reply to Charpie • 7:17p, 9/7/22
Cool, I'll PM you so we can coordinate details
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In reply to I am always wrong • 7:17p, 9/7/22
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I'll also need to know about the whole coconut oil thing
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In reply to Charpie • 7:20p, 9/7/22
Charpie said:
I'll also need to know about the whole coconut oil thing


You will be like George Costanza breaking into a sweat every time he has salted cured meats. One whiff of coconut oil and it's go time.
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In reply to LupinusTexensis • 7:21p, 9/7/22
LupinusTexensis said:
Almond oil is the clear winner here


What if one of the participants is allergic to tree nuts? You want to kill somebody?!
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In reply to Charpie • 7:22p, 9/7/22
Yeah for sure obviously
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7:25p, 9/7/22
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 7:53p, 9/7/22
maroon barchetta said:
LupinusTexensis said:
Almond oil is the clear winner here


What if one of the participants is allergic to tree nuts? You want to kill somebody?!


I would never copulate with someone allergic to tree nuts.
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In reply to Irish 2.0 • 7:55p, 9/7/22
Rye whiskey and tequila shots work better.
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In reply to Joe Makatozi • 7:57p, 9/7/22
Joe Makatozi said:
Rye whiskey and tequila shots work better.

Done!
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In reply to LupinusTexensis • 8:09p, 9/7/22
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LupinusTexensis said:
maroon barchetta said:
LupinusTexensis said:
Almond oil is the clear winner here


What if one of the participants is allergic to tree nuts? You want to kill somebody?!


I would never copulate with someone allergic to tree nuts.


sometimes i feel like a nut. sometimes I dont.
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In reply to superunknown • 8:16p, 9/7/22
superunknown said:
LupinusTexensis said:
maroon barchetta said:
LupinusTexensis said:
Almond oil is the clear winner here


What if one of the participants is allergic to tree nuts? You want to kill somebody?!


I would never copulate with someone allergic to tree nuts.


sometimes i want a nut. sometimes I dont.


FIF… all you weird fetish type. You know who you are.
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In reply to Irish 2.0 • 8:16p, 9/7/22
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In reply to Lex • 8:17p, 9/7/22
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sometimes I just want to cuddle
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In reply to Irish 2.0 • 8:19p, 9/7/22
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Irish 2.0 said:
I've still got a bottle of lube in my bathroom closet that boots sent me from Japan for secret Santa on year.


Fish oil?
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In reply to superunknown • 8:22p, 9/7/22
superunknown said:
sometimes I just want to cuddle


I don't. Gimme the D and don't touch me with your feet.
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In reply to LupinusTexensis • 8:25p, 9/7/22
LupinusTexensis said:
maroon barchetta said:
LupinusTexensis said:
Almond oil is the clear winner here


What if one of the participants is allergic to tree nuts? You want to kill somebody?!


I would never copulate with someone allergic to tree nuts.

I really love tree nuts. Just throwin it out there.

I'm also very…uh..unallergic to them.
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In reply to Lex • 8:45p, 9/7/22
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nobody ever wants to cuddle
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In reply to Lex • 8:47p, 9/7/22
Lex said:
superunknown said:
sometimes I just want to cuddle


I don't. Gimme the D and don't touch me with your feet.


Here comes kid #3
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 8:56p, 9/7/22
New parents will be able to receive up to $5,000 this year based on last year's taxes through the 2021 recovery rebate credit.

Saw this on a FB post and verified it's truth. There's gonna be lots of new beings being made to get that money.

Think of all the young couples who are about to have student loans forgiven then pop out a baby and get $5000 in stimmy dollhairs! What a time to be alive.
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In reply to Lex • 9:00p, 9/7/22
Lex said:
New parents will be able to receive up to $5,000 this year based on last year's taxes through the 2021 recovery rebate credit.

Saw this on a FB post and verified it's truth. There's gonna be lots of new beings being made to get that money.

Think of all the young couples who are about to have student loans forgiven then pop out a baby and get $5000 in stimmy dollhairs! What a time to be alive.


Yes. Because kids are totally free after that and you don't have to spend a dime to raise them. It's $5000 of pure profit.

Which may be the case for some gals that crank out a kid and get child support right away. But for most people, not so much.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:04p, 9/7/22
I wouldn't know. I can't have anymore kids.
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9:12p, 9/7/22
Sorry.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:26p, 9/7/22
maroon barchetta said:
Sorry.


Maybe she's okay with it.
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In reply to Ags4DaWin • 9:28p, 9/7/22
Ags4DaWin said:
maroon barchetta said:
Sorry.


Maybe she's okay with it.

I know I am
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 9:31p, 9/7/22
I'm okay. No need to apologize.
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In reply to I am always wrong • 10:38p, 9/7/22
Fear InoculAg said:
Windowshopper said:
Fear InoculAg said:
Ags4DaWin said:
Regardless of age. In my experience

Coconut oil feels more natural than most manmade ones- and very body friendly. Doesn't mess with a woman's pH the way others might mixes with natural fluids to help the natural progression of arousal for women.

Water based- wears down too fast. If ur a one minute man no biggie. Does not mix as well with natural fluids. If you can go the distance reapplications required which affects the mood.

Silicone based- leaves stickiness all over rubber based toys and ruins them. The stickiness gets everywhere. And after awhile, skin sticks together, skin to sheets, it gets goody fast

Water/silicone hybrid is a good option as well.

I know a bitter female poster on this board who desperately needs one of the above and probably all of the above.


Well…..who??

I can't say because she'll probably whine and I'll probably get banned


Worth it. ANH or nervy?
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In reply to Windowshopper • 10:41p, 9/7/22
Windowshopper said:
Fear InoculAg said:
Windowshopper said:
Fear InoculAg said:
Ags4DaWin said:
Regardless of age. In my experience

Coconut oil feels more natural than most manmade ones- and very body friendly. Doesn't mess with a woman's pH the way others might mixes with natural fluids to help the natural progression of arousal for women.

Water based- wears down too fast. If ur a one minute man no biggie. Does not mix as well with natural fluids. If you can go the distance reapplications required which affects the mood.

Silicone based- leaves stickiness all over rubber based toys and ruins them. The stickiness gets everywhere. And after awhile, skin sticks together, skin to sheets, it gets goody fast

Water/silicone hybrid is a good option as well.

I know a bitter female poster on this board who desperately needs one of the above and probably all of the above.


Well…..who??

I can't say because she'll probably whine and I'll probably get banned


Worth it. ANH or nervy?

ANH actually seems pretty cool, other than the fact that she won't get stars so I can trade pics with her
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11:25p, 9/7/22
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In reply to Ag_N_Houston • 11:42p, 9/7/22
Ag_N_Houston said:
Sorry boys. I'm no longer available.

Sorry boys, you'll have to wait a week or two.
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In reply to Ag_N_Houston • 6:03a, 9/8/22
Ag_N_Houston said:
Sorry boys. I'm no longer available.


A couple of dates and you are no longer available?
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 6:12a, 9/8/22
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8:02p, 9/8/22
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I swiped right.
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In reply to superunknown • 8:12p, 9/8/22
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Which is the "pro"?
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In reply to TexasRebel • 8:27p, 9/8/22
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I prefer fat asses.
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