Have you womansplained to him that he can't be a 10 right now because he won't peak until he's 40? And by the time he's 40 he might be as mature as those hot 24 year olds he'll be pulling.
Why is dating after 35 such a beating?
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Something about the cosplay girl ****ting on the RC car guy amuses me.
decent burn, but most nerd events put me smack dab in the middle of a lot of the opposite sex.
Don't think he's meeting many chicks at the RC rallies
Don't think he's meeting many chicks at the RC rallies
swimmerbabe11 said:
decent burn, but most nerd events put me smack dab in the middle of a lot of the opposite sex.
Don't think he's meeting many chicks at the RC rallies
There are RC car rallies?
Fear InoculAg said:
Has anyone on this thread hooked up with someone else from this thread yet? Share your stories.
Yes.
JK.
No.
No.
Private PoopyPants said:Fear InoculAg said:
Has anyone on this thread hooked up with someone else from this thread yet? Share your stories.
Yes.
Did you miss the share your stories part? Come on, don't be a dick.
Today is my 35th birthday
FJB
tandy miller said:
Today is my 35th birthday
Your stock doesn't go up until you turn 50.
Happy birthday man.
maroon barchetta said:tandy miller said:
Today is my 35th birthday
Your stock doesn't go up until you turn 50.
And that's contingent on being rich and having a peen that still functions occasionally. Or maybe it is preferred to have a peen that is guaranteed not to work?
LupinusTexensis said:maroon barchetta said:tandy miller said:
Today is my 35th birthday
Your stock doesn't go up until you turn 50.
And that's contingent on being rich and having a peen that still functions occasionally. Or maybe it is preferred to have a peen that is guaranteed not to work?
The secret is all peens work all the time, they just occasionally get switched off manually by the man if the suitor is over 35
tandy miller said:
Today is my 35th birthday
Being single with a dog gives you points though, so it's really more like your 32nd bday. You still have a chance
maroon barchetta said:tandy miller said:
Today is my 35th birthday
Your stock doesn't go up until you turn 50.
My stock plummeted at 50.
At 35 though, you should be a seasoned dater. Experience is everything in dating.
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Honest question, have you tried any of the apps? I have two kids (4 & 6) and that has really not been a big issue. And I'm pretty sure you're older than I am so it should be even less so for you I would think. I've found that not wanting more kids is a MUCH bigger issue than having some already. PM me if you want, I try pretty hard to not put much identifiable info on here so I get itThe Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Same here. 35 with a 7 and 5 yr old and it hasn't really been much of an issue.
I think Fife is primary and has his kids all the time but I still don't think that's going to deter a lot of women. I'd even go out on a limb and say a divorced guy our age with kids is in better shape than a divorced guy our age with no kids.
I think Fife is primary and has his kids all the time but I still don't think that's going to deter a lot of women. I'd even go out on a limb and say a divorced guy our age with kids is in better shape than a divorced guy our age with no kids.
The Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Are you hot? Post pics.
713nervy said:The Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Are you hot? Post pics.
This board. Ugh. Just treating the opposite sex like objects.
Yeah I had reasonable success on Hinge just for having some kind of relevant comment on their profile when liking something. I think it gets harder as you get older because you run into more people who either didn't want to be around kids to begin with, or theirs are already in jr high or above and don't want to deal with little kid stuff again. That's the feedback I've gotten anyway. May PM later, today has been absolutely BSC so far.JobSecurity said:Honest question, have you tried any of the apps? I have two kids (4 & 6) and that has really not been a big issue. And I'm pretty sure you're older than I am so it should be even less so for you I would think. I've found that not wanting more kids is a MUCH bigger issue than having some already. PM me if you want, I try pretty hard to not put much identifiable info on here so I get itThe Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Mine are 6 and almost 4 for whatever it's worth.
I don't think of myself that way, but the kids came out super cute!713nervy said:The Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Are you hot? Post pics.
I'm pretty sure I'm in the post a pic of yourself mega thread at least a few times. That's the best place to look, I looked through my pictures and there's lots of house construction, car detailing, and kid pictures but I do a good job of staying behind the camera.
maroon barchetta said:713nervy said:The Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Are you hot? Post pics.
This board. Ugh. Just treating the opposite sex like objects.
Bravo
713nervy said:The Fife said:
I've got two kids, that means I fall somewhere between penny stock and Enron tier.
Are you hot? Post pics.
HE'S NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!!!!
I would guess, in general, that kids (of guys) would be less of a deterrent for girls on the apps, than vice versa
& Looks like I'm about to find out (kids 14&12)
& Looks like I'm about to find out (kids 14&12)
WTH??
The epitome of a conservative ChristianStringfellow Hawke said:
WTH??
4'9" and Christian and wow
Christ. What an absolute garbage person. Her husband should change the locks next time his bar fly wife goes out to da club.
Need to see a photo before I can judge.
Was about to make a similar comment... Post screen shot #2 so we can see her.MAS444 said:
Need to see a photo before I can judge.
4'9"
Sounds like a pear with legs.
Sounds like a pear with legs.
PrestigeWorldwideAg12 said:Was about to make a similar comment... Post screen shot #2 so we can see her.MAS444 said:
Need to see a photo before I can judge.
50 bucks says 4'9 and pushing 250.
She thinks her husband is a simp when in reality she's a blimp.
Prove me wrong.
Could also be fake
OasisMan said:
I would guess, in general, that kids (of guys) would be less of a deterrent for girls on the apps, than vice versa
& Looks like I'm about to find out (kids 14&12)
Be prepared to explain yourself, a lot. It's far less common for guys to end up with the kids in a divorce so there will be lots of questions as to what happened.
Also be able to say why in a way that doesn't come off as an attack or sounding bitter about your ex.
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