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I feel like I should offer he OP some advice.
That thing in your pants isn't just for pissing. It goes in woman's love canal. I suggest you quit playing with toys and give it a shot.
Fun Fact:
AKA did plenty well with the ladies.
How the X-Wing miniatures game works
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Fun Fact:
AKA did plenty well with the ladies.
found some interesting star wars prints.
Imperial Assault or GTFO!
X-Wing one performs a split S? That's the last thing you should do. The TIE's right on your tail. The TIE has you in his gunsight. What were you thinking?
You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
That's a big gamble with a 5 million Imperial Credit X-Wing.
You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
That's a big gamble with a 5 million Imperial Credit X-Wing.
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Dibs on the Sword of Truth
Sword of Inevitable Justice
*humps the Sword of Duquesne
This game is only played in two dimensions. Spend all the time you want horsing around with this bullcrap, but it will not prepare you for fighting in a real X-Wing battle. Like not even a little. F##king waste of time.
quote:
I feel like I should offer he OP some advice.
That thing in your pants isn't just for pissing. It goes in woman's love canal. I suggest you quit playing with toys and give it a shot.
Since I made this post and saw this thread I've spent $150 on this game and play it whenever I can.
So you haven't had any sex?
And I would be interested in trying it out, but I haven't yet played
quote:Yessssss.... yessssss!!!!quote:
I feel like I should offer he OP some advice.
That thing in your pants isn't just for pissing. It goes in woman's love canal. I suggest you quit playing with toys and give it a shot.
Since I made this post and saw this thread I've spent $150 on this game and play it whenever I can.
What's your list?
That looks boring AF
Still haven't had a chance to play AM IRL. Damn new year got too busy. Bayside, you live in the Tine?
quote:Find us a place! My usual opponent is busy Saturday, but maybe we could find a place in town for Thursday night or something.
Still haven't had a chance to play AM IRL. Damn new year got too busy. Bayside, you live in the Tine?
Asgard Games has plenty of room. I can check to see if the WH or D&D nerds don't have it blocked off that night.
Core set
Dice pack
Millennium falcon
2x Y-Wing
3x X-Wing
2x TIE fighter
2x TIE Intercepter
A-Wing
TIE Advanced
TIE Bomber
Dice pack
Millennium falcon
2x Y-Wing
3x X-Wing
2x TIE fighter
2x TIE Intercepter
A-Wing
TIE Advanced
TIE Bomber
Nice start.
Just because, I'll note that the Wave VIII ships appear to be in the warehouse and just awaiting release by FFG.
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quote:There are people in Brazil and the Philippines that will pay good money for that wang and balls you're never going to use.
Core set
Dice pack
Millennium falcon
2x Y-Wing
3x X-Wing
2x TIE fighter
2x TIE Intercepter
A-Wing
TIE Advanced
TIE Bomber
quote:It would have been cheaper to rent a goat.
Core set
Dice pack
Millennium falcon
2x Y-Wing
3x X-Wing
2x TIE fighter
2x TIE Intercepter
A-Wing
TIE Advanced
TIE Bomber
Dafuq did I just read? 
Played against the wife tonight and forgot her TIE Bomber had a proton bomb and she destroyed my Wedge piloted XWing and damaged my falcon when I cut in behind it.
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Played against the wife tonight and forgot her TIE Bomber had a proton bomb and she destroyed my Wedge piloted XWing and damaged my falcon when I cut in behind it.
Bombs are an interesting meta to try and exploit. Can be devastating if the player is a really good pilot, but it's tough if you get an ordnance-laden ship burned early without dropping its payload.
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quote:my wife and I do regular married people stuff. You know, like not having sex. Don't need hundreds of dollars of nerd **** to make that happen.
Played against the wife tonight and forgot her TIE Bomber had a proton bomb and she destroyed my Wedge piloted XWing and damaged my falcon when I cut in behind it.
Update. Wife bought me the Imperial Raider, Corellian Corvette, Decimator, and an extra TIE as a surprise bday gift. Not sure about epic play but I'll definitely need a bigger table.
The nerd is strong in this one.
Nice! I'm waiting on the Wave VIII stuff to arrive before ordering the huge ships other than the Raider, which I already have. I swore I wouldn't buy huge ships. Then again, I swore I wouldn't buy large ships for a while, too. 
Nice purchase by the wife. Now she has more time to bang the pool boy.
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Played against the wife tonight and forgot her TIE Bomber had a proton bomb and she destroyed my Wedge piloted XWing and damaged my falcon when I cut in behind it.
Y'all have some weird names for your "play time"! You should ALWAYS remember the proton bomb when you pilot your falcon around behind her bomber...that bomb can do serious damage to your aircraft if you're not careful during role play! Try playing with instead of against next time!!
quote:Said the same...then I got Armada. Two base sets....that still have not been to the table.
Nice! I'm waiting on the Wave VIII stuff to arrive before ordering the huge ships other than the Raider, which I already have. I swore I wouldn't buy huge ships. Then again, I swore I wouldn't buy large ships for a while, too.
Also, have you gotten into the Scum side at all? They look interesting but haven't really researched them yet.
Fun Fact: I played a 200 pt. match a while back where I lost everyone without killing a single ship. Didn't even think that was mathematically possible.
This has peaked my interest...
I think you're going to need a bigger board, Bayside. Or I guess you can just play on the floor.
Your interest is as tall as the Mariana Trench.
quote:quote:Find us a place! My usual opponent is busy Saturday, but maybe we could find a place in town for Thursday night or something.
Still haven't had a chance to play AM IRL. Damn new year got too busy. Bayside, you live in the Tine?
Another successful TexAg hookup!!
The scum ships don't really interest me but the upgrade cards in those packs do.
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