you guys are always talking about pliny the elder...just found a bar with it on tap right now
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Wow, Three Floyds responds to online concerns over the organization and enjoyment of this past weekends XV Anniversary Party, which coincided with the brewery only release of XV Anniversary Baller Stout. Cheers.
It has come to our attention that many of the attendees of our 3 Floyds XV Anniversary party were less than thrilled with the organization and overall flow of the event. We’ve heard complains that people waited 3 hours to gain entrance to the party with pre-paid tickets, we’ve heard complaints that people waited in line for extra long periods of time to get our Baller Stout bottles, and we heard complaints that many of the speciality draft offerings we anticipated on pouring either never showed up, or blew quicker than anticipated. Since the end of April, we’ve been proudly hanging our hat on the fact that Dark Lord Day didn’t have any of these issues, yet somehow, we are getting the exact opposite response for this past weekend’s party. We would like to address these concerns with just a few bullet points.
Why don’t you find a better brewery in the surrounding area? Oh that’s right,you can’t!
Even though there were 4,000 less people at this event compared to DLD, we thought it wasn’t worth paying for extra resources or beer. We simply don’t care.
You’re a stupid part monkey part sheep who will be back for DLD and our next anniversary party, hopefully we can make it even worse for you.
You’re a stupid part monkey part sheep who will be miserable at our event and still fork over $50 for one of our rare beers.
We are metal as f*ck.
No matter how many years we throw parties, we will only note the mistakes, and not correct them. It’s a waste of time and we will still rake in more dough each year.
We line our pockets with your money,your tears and Satan, and we are very grateful for that.
I hope this addresses the situation in a nutshell, and we hope to see you come out to our next party, Dark Lord Day 2012, which is slated for late Spring. We’ll be sure to keep all of the concerns you’ve expressed over at BeerAdvocate and RateBeer in mind while we cover our d*cks in aluminum foil and proceed to make love to your backside.