Two things.
One, there is no accounting for taste. Had an architect once ask me to find him options on a lighting fixture. Found a few options in a catalog and sent them to him. Same page had one of the most God-awful things I've ever seen. It looked like a wacky combination of d-bag jeans, old coffee cans, and candy ring pops. And I'm not even joking. There's now a restaurant full of ring pop junk mounted e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. And they sell the **** outta food.
There are plenty of people who will dig it. There are plenty of people who won't give a ****. There are plenty of people who will like it because it's new. There are plenty of people who will like it because they think they are supposed to. All you need is one.
Secondly, embrace the hate with AT&T and Comcast. And Time Warner. And DirecTV. And Dish. And Verizon. Make it a game. Stretch. Do a couple of pushups. Put your game face on. Then dial. I hate TW. Words cannot describe the animosity. But nobody could touch the deal they had on internet. So I reluctantly signed up, knowing full well what I was in for. And boy howdy, they did not disappoint.
Signed up. Told them specifically there was no cable to the house. Neighbor and I both have left-hand driveways. My utility connections are on my right side facing their driveway. TW pedestal is on opposite side of their driveway in front of their house. You can stand at one and hit the other with a crunched up beer can swinging underhand. But apparently, I don't know what I'm talking about.
They were nice enough to apologize for the "incontinence," though. Chat transcript is below.
The Adventures of UnderoosAg and Time Warner: One man. One question. Three reps. Two hours