Fatso with Travel Scrabble

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Heelside Tantrum
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Damn... Happened to me today...
A Person
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Tree Hugger
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I read this and then immediately called to upgrade my seat on an upcoming transatlantic flight so that my wife and I would have our own row and not have to deal with this.
TheDoctor
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Classic thread
pdc093
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All-time favorite.
tbirdspur2010
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I laugh till the tears come every doggone time.
TPS_Report
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I'm teary-eyed once again. Plus we now have SOG's cruising the candy aisles at HEB in those little electric carts. Gawdammit, your putrescent fatitude is not a disability!
Say Chowdah
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One of my employees told me that he had the window seat when some lard-ass sat next to him. Brought me back 10 years to this greatness!
Science Denier
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I couldn't quite see him yet as there was a hillbilly sitting in front of me with a hat he stole from that crazy old neck who used to be on Gunsmoke (more on the rodeo crowd who was in town later).


I don't remember getting the rodeo report.
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Joe Schillaci 48
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I first read this in 2005. It should be required reading for every new TexAgs subscriber. It should be mandatory that it is posted once a quarter, at the minimum.

I laugh for days after I read it and so do you.

Thanks for the repost.
45-70Ag
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Hard to believe that's ten years old.
Leeman
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Nothing like watching people come down the isle and guessing who will be sitting next to you. The cute girl or the tub of lard behind her ? It's always the latter.
HECUBUS
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I thought this was another thread about the bloated hack Ketch.

I imagine Pluckers patrons go through the same thing when Ketch extrudes through the front door.
Dr. Abbott, DDS
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Nothing like watching people come down the isle and guessing who will be sitting next to you. The cute girl or the tub of lard behind her ? It's always the latter.


Just had a decent piece right by me from Houston to Dallas. Wish the flight could have been longer
pdc093
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Merry f'n Christmas, RAMF!
Brazos Ag 1970
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RAMF 95, you're my hero.
45-70Ag
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Is he still around
24601
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Hard to believe that's ten years old.
Anyone think the poor SOG is still alive and kicking? Doubtful.
Leeman
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quote:
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Nothing like watching people come down the isle and guessing who will be sitting next to you. The cute girl or the tub of lard behind her ? It's always the latter.


Just had a decent piece right by me from Houston to Dallas. Wish the flight could have been longer
It's even worse, I fly Austin to London frequently. Ten hours of resting my arm on someone's gut and the back ache from turning my body on an angle.
farmersfight
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First read this in '08, still lose it everytime when the mud hits the curtains and the guy behind hadn't stopped laughing the entire time. Then wondering if he was still alive...

Best post ever
highvelocity
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literally crying
southparkaggie
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Just read this for the 1st time. I have never laughed so hard in my life. My back hurts and I am crying so much I had to get towels from the kitchen.

POTDecade!!
NorCal
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I cried real tears laughing at that.
Strategy
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Gets me every time
Skillet Shot
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Bye week bump
eric76
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How many belt extenders did it take?
tandy miller
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Cruiser87
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Makes me cry every time as well.
pdc093
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Never.Gets.Old.
ClickClack
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Mud hitting curtain is one of the best descriptors I've read. It really puts you in that plane seat. RAMF is an artist and should be published.
Texan1976
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third coast.. said:

I have had relations with two seat mates without having met them prior. One was a d1 track athlete. Ahhh I miss youth.
Did he treat you nice?
David_Puddy
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Almost 12 years later and still the best post on this board by a mile
dixichkn
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"Mud hitting curtains" and "rancid cheese from a goat's nuts".

12 years later and it still induces rofl every time. Today we salute you, Mr Texags Legend Guy







Btw.......RIP Continental Airlines
 
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