ttt for the trip.

hysterical.

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Is this or the jta owning the best post in the history of the board?

7 months later, I'm still laughing.

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Again, again!

a pantheon post.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"if darnell just said "guys, walk out on the field and when the ball is snapped follow it and tackle the guy with it" our D would be better than last year."
-RaginKajun

Looks like somebody didn't take some very sound advice:

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1581/

I hate to admit that I laughed at that. I feel bad for the guy being so big.

btw, who carried out the dead guy in the window seat next to him?

we have all been there though. that "aww ****" was the best part of it all. the non-verbal and sometimes verbal spewage of our innermost feelings.

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I had lost sight of the dude in the window seat and feared for his well being especially if SOG mistakenly identified any of his fingers as fries.

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Still funny!

Man, I have a flight to Vegas coming up in mid September and can't pick a seat till I check in. I pray this won't happen to me. Funny as hell though.

classic. like a fine wine, it only gets better with age.

this can't be bumped enough.

[This message has been edited by Five yards out (edited 10/31/2006 8:02p).]

dance puppet dance

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Guy in the window seat was just staring blankly into the bulkhead shaking his head and the guy in the seat behind me was pretty much weeping from laughing so hard. That laughter would soon change to horror as SOG had brought a few friends with him on board. Their names were a$$ funk, horrific body odor, & sleep apnea.

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Sincerely, this may be the best sequence ever written on the intertron.

never gets old!

Never. Gets. Old.

EVER!!!!!!!!

Great and timely reset. Never gets old!

haha

Airline companies are hardcore. They should measure your ass like they measure and weigh people like they measure and weigh your bags and charge accordingly. That guy probably made the flight use more fuel and I don't want to pay for that either.

I have no idea how I missed this one every time before, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time...

i still can't breathe - holy hell that was funny.

"A question ... ... How does one man assert power over another?"

"By making him suffer."
- Orwell (1984)

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Hardest I have laughed all week! Awesome!

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NeeNee: Couldn't agree any more

Coach: Thank you, kind man, for bringing this thread back to the top!

R95: GREAT narration! Genious! Are you an author of any sort? While reading that wonderful story, I truly felt like a bystander on the aisle across from you. I read it 2 times b/c it was too funny for just one read. I think that most people who have flown at least 2 times in their life have experienced the same;however, I think that some peoples experience(such as yourself) tops others overall experiences of sitting by the largest person on the plane. So large that they have to "top the tank", stop, and retop it a couple of times more knowing that by the time the plane actually takes of the ground half the tank will be GONE! Prayers for the scar(s) that this particular experience has left you with.
Please post more of your experiences of you everyday life (ie: pumping gas and the idots that seem to surround gas stations). You are gifted. Ever thought of becoming an comedian?
Again, thanks for the laugh!

ttt because this has been a long day for us Ags and we need something to smile about.

Occasional lurker since 1999 - best post I've ever seen on TexAgs!

note to self: no more window seats

OMG

Funniest post in a long time! How did his fat ass fit in the seat? I am not fat and I am filling the small airline seat.

This story just can't be true. No way!

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This is the first time I've ever smelled a post!!!

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"If you drop your keys in a molten lava flow, forget it...Cause' man, they're gone."

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