Wasn't there another RAMF story with a cheetos girl on the plane in Oakland?

I have read this numerous times and the visual is what makes it the best!! I like many on here think it is funnier each time I read it. I can not tell you how many people I have shared this with and the laughter that it brings is just priceless. It is surely one way to clear your eyes from all of the tears it brings. We have all had our "aww ****" moments in life but this one takes the cake. Only thing that would make this better would be to have the window guys take on the experience. I wonder if he ever made it off the plane!! Back to work and boy I needed that laugh..........

First time reader. Had to make an excuse for why I was laughing so hard. Also almost peed. Would read again.

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Jesus Christ, on a road trip and we had to stop driving because we are all crying.

This is an old classic. I was laughing as hard tonight re-reading the OP as I did the first time I read it.

Traveling for 24 + hours coming home from Moscow and this thread gets bumped. Greatness

Is greatness. Several in my office with personalities have laughed their butts off, including our own in house fatso at 6'2" and 450 pounds. He says this is exactly why he buys two seats when he takes to the sky. As he says, "I may be fat, but I am a respectful fat ass."

First time reader. Sent it out to office smartsass group 2 hours ago . It's Saturday but it has already come back to me from a 3rd party. This will be viral again by Monday.
Funniest thing ever on texags.

Post of the decade

Bump since RAMF has been around lately.

This is probably the 10th time I've read this and it still makes me laugh as hard as I did the first time.

Still my favorite post on texags.

"Mud hitting curtains" is one of the greatest similes ever written in the English language.

The imagery, the ability to mentally hear that sound, let there be no doubt that RAMF is the Perverse Shakespeare of our era.

I always lose it when I hit that point in the story.

It's amazing how it is still so funny even though I know what I'm about to read.

My son just said "What's so funny, can I read it?". I had to tell him no, that some of the wording was not appropriate for his age group.

Some of my favorites:

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He continued to laugh as he verbally noted that SOG had a rather large bag of fast food which he was clutching like it was the hope diamond

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As SOG finished his cool down and began sauntering towards me he came into my full view.

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Second, dude had a serious case of gator arms

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Third, this guy hadn’t seen his crank in years due to the heinous keg fuda jutting out like patch’s deek at an SPCA open house.

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the guy in the seat behind me was pretty much weeping from laughing so hard.

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Literally laughing/crying. Funniest thing ever!

I no **** laughed until I cried. My wife was asking what was wrong.

This was up to the "I lost sight of the window seat guy". Saving the rest for tomorrow.

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I still couldn’t see the guy in the window seat but was sure he was dead by now.

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Oh my dear lord.

What makes this story even greater for me is that an Ag wrote it.

It was forwarded to me at work about a year ago and I had no idea.

It's gold Jerry. Gold.

greatness...

Did you spell out some Scrabble words while he was asleep yo? And what were the words?

Haha That's great

Fourth or so time to read, and it's still as vivid and funny as the first! My vote for POTC(entury)

Almost eight years between reads and still as good as the first.

Somebody needs to find and bump his Hugo Chavez post.

A Grego sighting

grego, what are your thoughts on rwilson?

Wow

TexAgs gem!!

The gift that keeps on giving!

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