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Who does he think he is addressing when he writes these diatribes? Does he imagine a gaggle of sips waiting with bated breath for him to ascend from his basement and publish these rantings?

Reminds me of the Office Creed's Thoughts episode

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Even most over there make fun of him, a while back someone posted a response from some whorn using the Planes Trains and Automobiles reference to his ramblings about a g g y culture.
I think he gives these diatribes to his mother when he comes up from her basement.

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Bama only signed 19. They had room

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Does not fit Duke's or most sips narrative.

UCF is paying chuckles, but they're paying him next to nothing. Once the sips are done, his salary gets an immediate bump per his contract. They are literally paying him to coach there.

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They live in a world of false hero worship and homerics. They can't process objective data. Just like they hilariously believe E. King Gill stood alone on the sideline, they hilariously believe there will be some other person coming from obscurity to perform super-human heroics to deliver them from their aimless wander in the desert.

Ain't. Gonna. Happen.

Jackson and Brown didn't choose **** over Bama. Saban cut them loose because he had better candidates to reel in. Cold, hard analytics. Exactly what **** is incapable of. Clay Helton, Kirby Smart, Dabo, and even Taggert did it better than Saban. But **** thinks they have some unknown hero about to emerge from the mist to come to the rescue. Just like "JFF" who stands as the greatest **** player ever, even though he never sniffed anything better than a third place finish in his division. He defines the **** culture of low expectations.

**** is $#@!ed because of who they are.

Elko is going to get a steady diet of play action and crossing routes this fall. Neither Starkel nor Mond can keep up with a shoot-out. And **** is going to bleat "doesn't matter - got Jimbo. wait until next year." Wash, rinse, repeat.

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I just love that 'sips (especially Satterfield) can't fathom that Fisher would beat out Saban for a recruit.

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Hahahaha.....I've never seen someone so obsessed and so bitter about Texas A&M than him. Holy f

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Pretty sure facts don't mean a lot to Randy. He seems to have a small following on the Shag that live on what Randy is going to type next. Most of the Shag makes more fun of him than we do.

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He just makes up his own facts whenever he needs to substantiate/push his agenda.

In on page 81!

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Eighty Juan!

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JFF sucks because he didnt win the conference. I wonder if JFF has ever won any trophies.

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I wonder if he thinks Ricky Williams sucks, too?

texas was second in the Big 12 South his Heisman year.

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Texas won the conference twice during Williams' tenure. And he ran for damn near a 1,000 yards against the Wrecking Crew.

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bigflrod said:

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JFF sucks because he didnt win the conference. I wonder if JFF has ever won any trophies.

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I wonder if he thinks Ricky Williams sucks, too?

texas was second in the Big 12 South his Heisman year.

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Texas won the conference twice during Williams' tenure. And he ran for damn near a 1,000 yards against the Wrecking Crew.

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Tried to be nice to the little druggie.

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JFF sucks because he didnt win the conference. I wonder if JFF has ever won any trophies.

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I wonder if he thinks Ricky Williams sucks, too?

texas was second in the Big 12 South his Heisman year.

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Texas won the conference twice during Williams' tenure. And he ran for damn near a 1,000 yards against the Wrecking Crew.

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You are one of those middle aged horn fans that chanted "poor aggies" after you beat A&M aren't you?

Go ahead and say it, we all know already.

He's such a dumb sh*t.

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Just in case there is anyone out there who doesn't believe **** is dropping their entrance requirements to bloat their enrollment.

Blinn College is open enrollment. A 2.5 at Blinn gets a kid guaranteed enrollment at **** (which means GPAs lower than 2.5 are accepted, just not guaranteed).

A kid can walk into Blinn with just a high school transcript (and proof of vaccination for bacterial meningitis), take 6hrs per semester at A&M and, with less than a 2.5, get full admission to **** starting their junior year.

Nothing but the best!


Long Awaited TEAM Improvements Have Arrived!
Posted on November 28, 2017

The Texas A&M-Blinn TEAM Program is changing!

For almost two decades the TEAM partnership has enabled Texas A&M to admit thousands of additional qualified students into the Aggie freshman class (through co-enrollment at Blinn College) than would have otherwise been possible due to enrollment limitations. The agreement between the two schools that defines TEAM's policies has been periodically renewed, but without significant changes. Recently the presidents of both institutions approved a new agreement that introduces student-friendly changes aimed at making the program even more successful!

What will be the main differences?

The TEAM credit hour requirements remains unchanged: Students must earn 45 Blinn and 15 A&M credit hours by the end of the two-year program for guaranteed transition to full enrollment at A&M. The new terms and conditions are outlined in the 2018 TEAM contract that has been provided to all TEAM students by email. Here is a summary of the significant changes:

The required minimum $#@!ulative GPA will be lowered from 3.0 to 2.5 at each school!

Transfer admission will be discontinued for TEAM students after the Spring 2018 semester. Under the new contract TEAM students will transition to full enrollment at A&M exclusively by the change curriculum process.

Students may seek a change of curriculum after completing two (2) or more semesters if they have maintained a minimum $#@!ulative GPA of 2.5 at each school and have also satisfied all entry requirements for their intended major.

Students will be allowed to register for 6 A&M credit hours each semester!

https://blinnteam.wordpress.com/

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Stupid fack doesn't understand that this isn't open transfer from Blinn to A&M, this is for people who are in Blinn TEAM to transfer to A&M. Blinn TEAM was created because there were a lot of students who easily met A&M's minimum academic requirements for admission, but couldn't get in because of the top 10% rule (think of your 11-15%). Rather than let them go elsewhere (OU and Okie State were snapping a lot of these kids up), A&M created Blinn TEAM, which was a simultaneous enrollment at Blinn and A&M. Take the majority of your classes at Blinn but 6 hours at A&M, and you'd be a full-time student at Blinn and a part-time student at A&M, but be eligible to participate in some student activities at A&M like buying a sports pass. This was an easy way to allow otherwise qualified students to still come to A&M, and they would just transfer in after they earn 60 credit hours. The stumbling block Mortimer Charles Satterfield doesn't seem to understand is that in order to qualify for this plan, you have to be eligible to gain admission to A&M. You can't just 'get a HS transcript and get open admission to Blinn, earn a 2.5 and you're in at A&M".

But we all know Mortimer doesn't deal well with facts.

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JFF sucks because he didnt win the conference. I wonder if JFF has ever won any trophies.

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Yes they did. The last year of the SWC in 95 and the first year of the Big 12, 96. Which he wasn't even the rushing leader for the conference in either of those years

His best years though were the 97 and 98 year where he actually was the conference leader in rushing.
What was the longhorn record in 97? 98? Did you win a conference championship during his heisman campaign?

If the answer is yes they you would actually contribute to the flow of the conversation.

If the answer is that Texas had a losing record in 97 and was second in the conference in 98 then your input sounds like you are defending the loon Randy. He is claiming that JFF sucks because he didn't win the conference and then wonders if he ever won any trophies.

Um.. JFF was the first freshman to win the Heisman. I think that is a trophy. Which is what was brought up and the fact that during his Heisman campaign Texas did not win the conference either. Nor his second best year, the year before.

So back to the topic of JFF. Did he suck?

"Randy" is doing his part to bring UT's numbers down.

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Also case in point is your pathetic professional record of work. Looks like that almighty tu degree did YOU absolutely no good.

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The irony is he received his degree in land management. I understand Midland College is offering a land management certification in 6 modules that can be taken entirely over the internet....and he calls us rednecks.

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This is absolutely true as I live in Midland. Nothing against being a land man. My dad started out as one coming out of A&M, and it can be a good job; however, you don't need a degree of any kind to do it.

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No offense to any land men. Just the fact that Satterfield is derogatory towards our degrees when he graduated with a land management degree. He worked in the financial field for 3 years and got booted out for cheating little old ladies out of their pension plans.

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C'mon, he worked for Stanford and didn't even realize he was working for a Ponzi scheme.

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No offense to any land men. Just the fact that Satterfield is derogatory towards our degrees when he graduated with a land management degree. He worked in the financial field for 3 years and got booted out for cheating little old ladies out of their pension plans.

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Well more degrees coming out of tu are lower tiered as I pointed out, he's such a fool.

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a g g y was founded to be an engine of economic mobility for the "less intellectually gifted." a g g y offered vocational training during the industrialization of the U.S. economy. a g g y never needed a law school, med school, business school or the like. They taught chicken farming, tree identification and the basics of pouring concrete. Their unofficial motto has always been "quantity over quality."

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a g g y is just getting back to their proper role of being a less academic vocational school. They aren't being dumbed down. a g g y is just bringing in more average students and giving them average educations. Hold down cost of attendance, bloat the student/faculty ratio, pay professors less than other universities, use junior colleges and community colleges as feeder schools, and don't worry about the quality of education - just give them the basic vocational training to fill the growing number of mid-level jobs in Texas.

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The a g g y s think the course work offered at their school is demanding, and in all fairness, I am sure for them it is/was. But a g g y is not anything close to academically demanding. If the curriculum is designed for students only capable of a 2.5 at a junior college or a community college, there isn't much that is intellectually challenging being taught in College Station. And they are spending millions on an additional campus over there for the kids who can't even manage a 2.5 at a community college

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You imagine his sister having to see this piece of **** on her couch every day?

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"That's about it, except how important this job is to me.
Thanks for your consideration, and please note, I have experience working with criminals. I really need this job
as my male roommate...just left. I really need this job.
I know pizza."