Randolph Duke

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Randy says that Zima is his favorite drink and that he drinks it to honor DKR's leadership in integrating his football squad.
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goodAg80 said:

Randy says that Zima is his favorite drink.


Only after he puts skittles in
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I'm beginning to think the looney bin rejecting him is why he isn't in one.

He's too out there even for them.
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Dude seems to be coming more and more unhinged. Wish some loony bin would accept him before he hurts somebody.
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Has he posted since the gunfire in Washington this morning?
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Tom Doniphon said:

Has he posted since the gunfire in Washington this morning?
Good point. The batter was wearing an Aggie shirt and that worked Randy into a frenzy so he started shooting people. Of course he was too scared to look the batter in the eye.


P.S. In no way do I want to make light of the senselessness of this act (even with what I said). This is strictly sarcastically pointing out the absurd things that Randy says.
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P.S. In no way do I want to make light of the senselessness of this act (even with what I said). This is strictly sarcastically pointing out the absurd things that Randy says.

Ditto.
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Hey Charles/Randoph...when you inevitably read this (because you have no life):

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Caesar4 said:

Hey Charles/Randoph...when you inevitably read this (because you have no life):


Nice maroon touch there Caesar4
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TEXAS AGGIES

Who does this Bear Bryant character think he is, anyway?
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We need a distinguished A&M alumnus to eat an acre of corn, then ship his stool to Randy so he can put every kernel through a microscope. That'll keep him busy for at least several months.
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realestateguru said:

Again Charles M Satterfield III you mocking Ags that have passed is your tradition and will be your karma.

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The ag g y culture has a lot to learn about honor. What **** celebrates isn't honor, What **** celebrates is ****, and nothing but ****.
**** does their little "Silver Taps" turdition, ignoring every single life well lived and ignoring those who sacrificed to give to others. If honor were why they did their little "Silver Taps" party, honor would be the only consideration of who they commemorated. But **** never pays respect solely to those who have earned it. ag gy only honors or commemorates ag gys.

Honor isn't what motivates ag gy, sanctimony is.

Hey dumbass when you were on campus doing your research did you not see the big building and statue of Rudder? And the only military historian you were with is your desktop across the room from your 60 year old male roommate.
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I had lunch with a military historian yesterday who gave me one of his favorite stories of **** dumb****ery. It involved Earl Rudder on D-Day.

Everyone knows the **** "12th Man" turdition. In redneck culture it supposedly symbolizes the **** willingness to serve if called upon. The ags had free reign while crafting their fairy tale and could have chosen any story to show their willingness to serve when called upon and they chose E. King Gill coming down to the sideline and standing around with 9 other available substitutes, ultimately doing nothing of substance or importance.

And given the choice between E. King Gill during the football game, or Earl Rudder immediately before D-Day, **** chose E. King Gill's fairy tale football story where Gill admittedly did nothing as the example that best symbolizes the **** willingness to serve when needed. Rudder's decision to step in personally, instead of assigning another officer already tasked with assaulting the beach (as his commanding General requested him to do), is essentially ignored by the ags.

That is a decision that could only make sense in the mind of an ****.


Can't be pointed out enough -

While attempting to ignore James Earl Rudder and his accomplishments, A&M accidentally built a statue of him and inadvertently placed it in front of the Tower bearing his name.

An obvious screw-up that needs to be immediately rectified.
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And given the choice between E. King Gill during the football game, or Earl Rudder immediately before D-Day, **** chose E. King Gill's fairy tale football story where Gill admittedly did nothing as the example that best symbolizes the **** willingness to serve when needed. Rudder's decision to step in personally, instead of assigning another officer already tasked with assaulting the beach (as his commanding General requested him to do), is essentially ignored by the ags.

The whorn's plastering of DKR and Joe Jamail's name all over Texas Memorial Stadium thereby bumping war vets back to second banana status behind a then still-living football coach and then still-living fatcat tort attorney somehow goes unmentioned by Randy.
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Good point. I know it is nice to honor donors, but three major buildings (swimming pool, law library and football field) for one man? Yes, he won some big lawsuits and gave a lot of money to UT, but just wondering how Jamail changed the state? For example, Michael Dell changed the way computers were built and sold. He helped make Austin a technology hub. What did Jamail do to make Houston a better place?
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McInnis80 said:

Good point. I know it is nice to honor donors, but three major buildings (swimming pool, law library and football field) for one man? Yes, he won some big lawsuits and gave a lot of money to UT, but just wondering how Jamail changed the state?
He probably paid for the pool, law library and field. Similar to the "Clayton Williams Jr. Alumni Center".
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McInnis80 said:

Good point. I know it is nice to honor donors, but three major buildings (swimming pool, law library and football field) for one man? Yes, he won some big lawsuits and gave a lot of money to UT, but just wondering how Jamail changed the state? For example, Michael Dell changed the way computers were built and sold. He helped make Austin a technology hub. What did Jamail do to make Houston a better place?

Well, he tried to bankrupt Texaco. So, congrats?
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realestateguru said:

Well done grapevineag!! What that idiot is claiming is that we lied about the maroon out quote made by the daily nebraskan newspaper. He contacted the editor/general manager to verify that the quote took place. Daniel Shattil danshattil @ dailynebraskan.com responded that they did not write that and sent him the article written that day. Now Charles is going on his wordy diatribe of this:

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This was 1998 Nebraska. One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time.


"One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time."


Charles, you need to write one of them books or something; you do words real good.
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'98 Nebraska sucked ass. Newsome as their qb never materialized into anything. Frank solich was a dead man walking
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Irish_Man said:

'98 Nebraska sucked ass. Newsome as their qb never materialized into anything. Frank solich was a dead man walking

#2 Nebraska, defending national champ - next season won the big 12. They underachieved, yes, but they were at the height of their program at that time. This loss ended Nebraska's 40-game winning streak in scheduled conference games which dated back to 1992, back when the Big 12 was still the Big Eight Conference.

They lost to us (big 12 champs), K-state (at their height), tu (screw job), and #5 Arizona in a bowl

They played a tough schedule that year.
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"One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time."


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jickyjack1 said:

realestateguru said:

Well done grapevineag!! What that idiot is claiming is that we lied about the maroon out quote made by the daily nebraskan newspaper. He contacted the editor/general manager to verify that the quote took place. Daniel Shattil danshattil @ dailynebraskan.com responded that they did not write that and sent him the article written that day. Now Charles is going on his wordy diatribe of this:

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This was 1998 Nebraska. One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time.


"One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time."


Charles, you need to write one of them books or something; you do words real good.


25% of the time, Randy's stories are true 50% of the time.
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Shamelessly stolen from the politics board. Randy can suck on this guy's huge brass balls.

TAMU fake army saves young Iraqi girl from sniper fire

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Eubank is a 1983 political science graduate of Texas A&M and the founder of Free Burma Rangers, a Christian-based aid organization formed to help displaced people in Burma after a series of Burma Army offensives in 1997 forced more than 100,000 people to flee their homes.

In 2015, Free Burma Rangers changed its focus to start helping victims of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.


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ABATTBQ11 said:

Shamelessly stolen from the politics board. Randy can suck on this guy's huge brass balls.

TAMU fake army saves young Iraqi girl from sniper fire

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Eubank is a 1983 political science graduate of Texas A&M and the founder of Free Burma Rangers, a Christian-based aid organization formed to help displaced people in Burma after a series of Burma Army offensives in 1997 forced more than 100,000 people to flee their homes.

In 2015, Free Burma Rangers changed its focus to start helping victims of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.



Jesus, I just want to pick up that little girl and hug her... no child should have to witness that *****
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Seriously... **** ISIS.
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This is just **** lies and trickery! My extensive research and knowledge of field combat operations has confirmed that those dumb ****ses actually came across a bunch napping Iraqis and accidentally kidnapped that little girl, then tried to pass it off as a rescue. But dumb ****ses can't fool me, nosirreebob! Those aren't bullet holes in those walls! Everyone knows bullets can't damage brick walls! And there's no way there could have been snipers because everyone knows snipers hide in trees and everyone knows Iraq is in the desert and everyone knows there are no trees in the desert and everyone knows that if it rained the trenches would fill up with water! I'm sending this video to the Iraqi government and the DOJ and the Seattle Seahawks in hopes that these **** kidnappers are brought to justice!

/randy
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But in all seriousness, **** ISIS and **** randy for trying to diminish acts of extreme bravery and heroism by men like this just because of where they went to school.
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ClassOf17 said:

jickyjack1 said:

realestateguru said:

Well done grapevineag!! What that idiot is claiming is that we lied about the maroon out quote made by the daily nebraskan newspaper. He contacted the editor/general manager to verify that the quote took place. Daniel Shattil danshattil @ dailynebraskan.com responded that they did not write that and sent him the article written that day. Now Charles is going on his wordy diatribe of this:

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This was 1998 Nebraska. One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time.


"One of the best college teams of all time during that period of time."


Charles, you need to write one of them books or something; you do words real good.


25% of the time, Randy's stories are true 50% of the time.
Though there's only a 10% chance of that.

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For someone who has actually put on a uniform for his country you are truly a piece of ***** Charles M Satterfield III, name one thing you have done for your country....just one!

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Considering **** claims to have won every war the nation has fought in without any help from any other American and they can't do $#@! on the football field, maybe **** should switch to olive drab uniforms and teach us all a few lessons about **** toughness. lol.

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And for the record, I know more people who went to either TCU or West Virginia who served their country, went on with their lives and didn't go through life sanctimoniously berating everyone who couldn't avoid them about how everyone on the planet was individually beholden to them personally for their freedoms.
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He's manufacturing straw men and mass producing anecdotes pulled straight from his ass.

None of what he's said in those two pulled quotes is true. He's a pathological liar and an unhinged lunatic.
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Wow, Charles knows people in West Virginia. I guess NAMBLA has a bigger footprint than previuosly thought.
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Fake Army
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There is absolutely nothing you just said that is true Charles M Satterfield III

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Of all the a g g y cultural character defects, one of the most offensive is their inability to serve others without seeking anything for themselves. Everything ****s do, they do to self-aggrandize. Their cultural low self-esteem is one of their more annoyingly self-identifying traits. It's as if their school motto should be "Look at me! Look at me!"

I struggle to think of an **** who served their community, their state, or their country without seeking attention or accolades for doing so. They keep bringing up "1876," not to pay respects to those who helped establish their institution and who have them the opportunities they have today. Nope. They bring up 1876 to say "Look at me! We were first", even thought they weren't first and as if "first" is an acceptable substitute for exemplifying excellence. I won't even go into how they *******ize their history and lie without shame about what 1876 was all about for them.

Their time in the a g g y corps isn't to become better leaders, it is to scream "Look at me! I'm in the Army and I get to treat underclassmen like $#@! to express my deep seated low-self esteem!" Their "military history" isn't about paying hommage to others, it is a conflation of strained truths and outright lies spewed forth in sanctimonious fashion to give the rednecks with low self-esteem some perceived platform to sanctimoniously say to others "I'm better than you, not because of what I have done, but because 75 years ago, people who went to this school (or didn't actually go to the school) did what was asked of them by their country" (as if no one else did exactly the same, if not more).

Exactly nothing a g g y does to express their cultural identity is done to say "This is who we are." Damned near everything they do is designed to say "Look at Me! I'm insecure! I will lie to you about who ****s are because I am psychologically damaged and I have incredibly low self-esteem!"

a g g y wants desperately to be able to call themselves the "Texas ****s" and to say "We're Texas," but they aren't Texas. They don't represent the people, culture, or state of Texas. They represent themselves and their own $#@!ed up culture. Just look at their mascot. What does a dog have to do with Texas culture? Nothing. They literally go around the world building monuments and placing plaques celebrating themselves. Hell, they even went to Bastogne and built a museum exhibit honoring themselves (which has been relocated to College Station). They aren't Texas. Not even close. They're only ****.

Personally, I prefer them only representing themselves and not representing the state of Texas. a g g y is nothing to be proud of. The less they are connected to "Texas" the better off for Texas.
Take your meds:

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If you look at the greatest military threats to the nation today, they involve terrorism, North Korean nukes and cyber security.

The look at a g g y and their fake army fraternity.

Central to meeting the three greatest threats is a need for better diplomacy. The key to solving the terrorism and the North Korean problems is the need to work with other nations, especially those with differing political systems and differing world views. The essence of the a g g y culture is enforced conformity, not greater cultural understanding. a g g ys look with disdain upon the liberal arts at exactly the time when an understanding of history, philosophy, religion, government and economics are crucial to our national interests.

As for the world of cybersecurity, I have pointed out before that the information age has largely passed TAMU by. Not a single company anywhere in the world has come to College Station to capitalize on **** intellectual capital as applied to computer technology. a g g y is literally one of the last places one would look to find the next generation of cyber geniuses.

The U.S. military is downsizing. It will need fewer and fewer officers overall, but more and more with advanced knowledge of what a g g y lacks. The a gg y corps is growing and, as the military is increasingly capable of staffing its officer corps from graduates of legitimate military institutions, the a g g y corps becomes increasingly irrelevant with every passing day. WIth the increase in the a g g y fake army fraternity and the declining need for officers in the military, I think the number of a g g y fraternity members who actually serve is approaching 25%. The only thing more clear than our nation's need for elite skills and specialized knowledge is a g g y's increasing inability to serve those needs. But if you ever need a cheerleader scared off a football field or your nuts squeezed, the a g g y fake army fraternity is prepared and ready to serve.

You know your academic institution has failed to keep up when the North Koreans have surpassed anything you have to offer. Congratulations, ****.

Now, put on your jodhpurs and sabers, jump up on your hoses, ride over to North Korea and tell them you are the fighting Texas **** corps of cadets and that you have come to defend Merca and the S!E!C!
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Hi Randy!

Tell me, how have you selflessly served others? Was it the Ponzi scheme, or the child pornography?
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Man, he is the gift that keeps on giving.
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