aggiehawg said:
And then good ol' Randy turns around and posts this:
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The point is that it is unquestioned that schools can be in different conferences for different sports.
UT Austin is the financial 800 lb gorilla of college sports. That is also unquestioned.
UT Austin will never affiliate with the SEC because of their academics. But don't kid yourself for a second thinking that any conference commissioner, including Sankey, wouldn't drool over the possibility of having any one of UT's major sports into their conference.
Just as OU was at the center of reinventing college sports in the 1980s, UT could do the same by being in multiple conferences for various sports.
Just wait until OU and UT become free agent properties. Just wait.
Gorilla is right
- incredibly smelly with poor hygiene
- love showing their a$$
- make incredibly amounts of noise, all unintelligible
- think they are king of the jungle when in fact there are lots of other animals who can put them in their place
- have "almost human" features
- can be taught rudimentary sign language with enough time and patience
- about to become extinct (or irrelevant) due to inability to adapt to changes in their habitat
The main difference? I feel sorry for gorillas on the last point.