A day in the life of Dan.
Grocery store
[Cashier]: How is your day, sir?
[Dan]: Are you aware that Texas A&M University is perpetuating a fraud by knowingly defending a fraudulent fraud, thereby scamming others?
Car wash
[Attendant]: Beautiful day, huh?
[Dan]: Not when **** is scamming and defraudedly knowing about perpetuating.
Bank
[Teller]: Mr. Satterfield, you're overdrawn on your account again. May I suggest overdraft protection?
[Dan]: **** will have an opportunity to comment on the fraudulent scheme, thereby vetting.