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NoneGiven
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Will you actually make the drive in to Arlington for a game or are you just going to sit in your garage and talk ****
Teslag
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I've already been to 18 games this year
Mathguy64
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The funny thing about you choosing fan smack is that you don't even live in either city that you bleed all over this board about. It's almost as though you arbitrarily chose teams to like based on no geographical relationship to any of them. It could be stated that you are similar to a longhorn t-shirt fan.

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They are the Texas Rangers and represent the whole state.
You do know why they call themselves the Texas Rangers rather than using a city name don't you?
aTm2004
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4 for 1 hotdog nights?
Muy
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The funny thing about you choosing fan smack is that you don't even live in either city that you bleed all over this board about. It's almost as though you arbitrarily chose teams to like based on no geographical relationship to any of them. It could be stated that you are similar to a longhorn t-shirt fan.

FACT


They are the Texas Rangers and represent the whole state.
You do know why they call themselves the Texas Rangers rather than using a city name don't you?


Is this the new thing that excites Tine idiots?
aTm2004
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Bail on them? Explain why the Rangers' highest attendance years were 2012 and 2013, and they're now back down to middle of the pack? Looking at it deeper, the Rangers have a higher number of people in attendance on average, but their ballpark also holds about 9k more fans. Looking at percentage filled, they're even with the Astros at ~63%.


Elite ratio fan smack

Attendance talk from you is fact, but facts from me is smack? Jesus.
aTm2004
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The funny thing about you choosing fan smack is that you don't even live in either city that you bleed all over this board about. It's almost as though you arbitrarily chose teams to like based on no geographical relationship to any of them. It could be stated that you are similar to a longhorn t-shirt fan.

FACT


They are the Texas Rangers and represent the whole state.
You do know why they call themselves the Texas Rangers rather than using a city name don't you?


Is this the new thing that excites Tine idiots?

It could never excite us as much as a working hair follicle would excite you.
onceaggie
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Lacy how many boom sticks do you put away when you go to a game?
Teslag
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Because the citizens of this state deserve better and the Rangers have delivered with twice as many pennants.
Teslag
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Bail on them? Explain why the Rangers' highest attendance years were 2012 and 2013, and they're now back down to middle of the pack? Looking at it deeper, the Rangers have a higher number of people in attendance on average, but their ballpark also holds about 9k more fans. Looking at percentage filled, they're even with the Astros at ~63%.


Elite ratio fan smack

Attendance talk from you is fact, but facts from me is smack? Jesus.


I don't think you should get mad at me because you guys didn't know the difference between a baseball and a marble prior to May 2015.
coolerguy12
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The funny thing about you choosing fan smack is that you don't even live in either city that you bleed all over this board about. It's almost as though you arbitrarily chose teams to like based on no geographical relationship to any of them. It could be stated that you are similar to a longhorn t-shirt fan.

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They are the Texas Rangers and represent the whole state.


So you root for the Texans I assume. Or do you have an injury and fan spreadsheet that has led you to root for the Cowboys. I like you better when you were letting the general board vote to have you divorce your husband.
Teslag
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They are the Houston Texans, not the Texas Texans.
coolerguy12
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They are the Houston Texans, not the Texas Texans.


So how are the Spurs in the mix?
Teslag
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First favorite sports team as a child
aTm2004
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Did Tim Duncan toss his sweaty towel to you?
Sea Gull
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****, guys. Lacy's been REPRESENTIN' Arlington since 2010! She's been keeping it real since then!
onceaggie
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Well?
Teslag
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****, guys. Lacy's been REPRESENTIN' Arlington since 2010! She's been keeping it real since then!


Says the Astros and Cowboys fan
coolerguy12
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You are a t-shirt fan just like all the t-shirt sips that picked the longhorns as a kid. The funny thing about t-shirt fans is they talk more **** than anyone else because they want to feel like they belong.
Sea Gull
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LOL...this is a thread about the FPHA. Not the NFL. Who I pull for in the NFL has nothing to do with this thread. But nice blimp, leather tits.
NoneGiven
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Just imagine hiding in your ****ty garage office coming up with and posting these trolls surreptitiously



Randy Duke level of sad
Paul Biegler, Esq.
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Do the Texas Longhorns represent the whole state too, Lacy?
Teslag
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We tore that crap out after we closed. The previous owner had a Baylor mural on the rear wall.
Teslag
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Do the Texas Longhorns represent the whole state too, Lacy?


You mean the University of Texas Longhorns? No, they represent he alumni and students of the school.
Paul Biegler, Esq.
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If the Rangers represent th people of Texas, why are you trying to assert superiority over people in that state's largest and richest city?
NoneGiven
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Because trolling is better than parenting and studying for a UTPB degree combined.
Samuel E. Cronkowitz
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Stros fans are sitting in 1st place with a 5.5 game cushion.


Meanwhile in Arlington, Ranger fans are arguing the merits of previous decades season ticket sales or something.

Poor losers.
NoneGiven
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Lacy is confident the final 7 games against the Stros will matter since they've swept them twice.

However she is conveniently ignoring that the Rangers have 20 games left against the Athletics, Angels, and Mariners. All teams they lose to 2/3rds of the time. Or by her definition, OWN the Rangers.
Teslag
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You've yet to win anything. But keep up with your Tech impersonation.
NoneGiven
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You've yet to win anything. But keep up with your Tech impersonation.
Nor have you, dear.
Teslag
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You've yet to win anything. But keep up with your Tech impersonation.
Nor have you, dear.


Double the amount of pennants. We have different expectations. Plus a healthy respect for baseball. Then again, a lot of that has to do with being fans for a much longer time period.
Paul Biegler, Esq.
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I don't consider anyone that goes to 20 ****ing baseball games a year to be "healthy." The only people that go to that many games and aren't a popcorn hoovering cardiac arrest waiting to happen are the players.
Teslag
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In that case I'll go to one more then hold at 19.
NoneGiven
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You've yet to win anything. But keep up with your Tech impersonation.
Nor have you, dear.


Double the amount of pennants. We have different expectations. Plus a healthy respect for baseball. Then again, a lot of that has to do with being fans for a much longer time period.
Expectation is to win it all. Neither has done that. But your here flapping your gums about success anyhow.

Skinny Wrinkles
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Lacy, you're not good at this. The Astros are better than the Rangers and will be a for a long time. Just get used to it. Be glad you get to watch Correa now, bc he's going to be special.

We all think Rangers fans are bandwagoners because yall showed up in droves out of nowhere around 2010 and have since disappeared. You think we're bandwagoners because you can't think of a better comeback than "I know you are but what am I".
 
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