Hard to tell when you have a house worth $1.3 million dollars but take your mls photos with an iPhone 7.
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I kinda love the backyard and the mudroom.
i love Maximalism, but damn.
i love Maximalism, but damn.
They've got some ugly front elevations over there in Texas! $1.3 million and you don't even get a kitchen with all drawers instead of plain base cabinets.
Photography is exceptional! I haven't seen a realtor go with the 'drunk with an iPhone' shots in a long time. Just trying to keep up with the odd tilted angles all of the pictures were taken from made me feel a little funky.
Photography is exceptional! I haven't seen a realtor go with the 'drunk with an iPhone' shots in a long time. Just trying to keep up with the odd tilted angles all of the pictures were taken from made me feel a little funky.
Its not ugly but I want this person to get their home sold but I don't want to get in trouble for not buying an ad, but if anyone is looking for a lake house on sam rayburn, this seller is a wonderful person and I really hope she sells her home in the next 45 days.
https://www.century21.com/property/151-cr-4717-broaddus-tx-75929-C2183435684
https://www.century21.com/property/151-cr-4717-broaddus-tx-75929-C2183435684
krosch11 said:
Take a look at this home I found on Realtor.com
512 Marcia Pl, New Braunfels
$1,300,000 6beds 4.5baths
https://apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/8ovn5nny
Every room has a different finish and my OCD is off the charts .
Yeah the different finishes everywhere bothered me. None of them were that great either. You would think they would've picked at least 1 good combo, but they were trying to use every possible trend from the last 2 decades.
That's a good way of putting it. Also the more I look at things the more shortcuts jump out at me. Already mentioned the cabinets, but also sticking the microwave in the pantry and going with fixed shelving in there. I keep waiting for the skinny vanity mirror trend to go away but there it is again.
Granny's urn on the floor next to the bathtub is an interesting design choice too.
The black and white tile thing is something I haven't seen put in since the really early 2000s. I had it in a bathroom and would never do it again. The white tile showed everything and always needed cleaning or else it would look terrible. Owners will be doing that a lot with all of that stuff the builder put in high traffic areas.
Granny's urn on the floor next to the bathtub is an interesting design choice too.
The black and white tile thing is something I haven't seen put in since the really early 2000s. I had it in a bathroom and would never do it again. The white tile showed everything and always needed cleaning or else it would look terrible. Owners will be doing that a lot with all of that stuff the builder put in high traffic areas.
Meow house
I'm monitoring this area for my parents. I think before I listed this house I'd remove the obvious references to it being a cat haven.
I'm monitoring this area for my parents. I think before I listed this house I'd remove the obvious references to it being a cat haven.
What are you talking about, I'd go see that house right meow. Those blue stained meow cabinets might make the place a little tough to sell though.
That's the exact color my grandmother's cabinets were my whole life.
The Fife said:
What are you talking about, I'd go see that house right meow. Those blue stained meow cabinets might make the place a little tough to sell though.
Yeah I'm not bothered by seeing cat stuff if they kept it clean. That's a lot of blue though…
Talk about a true throne…
That place has been on the market for a while. Of they didn't want all sorts of crazy documentation I would have gone to look at it. As it were I simply drove past it. The place is......interesting.
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I'm not sure where else to put this, but here goes. "BOTOX and bubbly" event hosted by some title companies. Names and faces redacted to protect the idiots.
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I've been in about the same number of plastic surgery doctors offices as title offices and they honestly have felt pretty similar now that I think about it.
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Ol_Ag_02 said:
Hard to tell when you have a house worth $1.3 million dollars but take your mls photos with an iPhone 7.
What about $1.95M ?
https://www.har.com/homedetail/1311-althea-dr-houston-tx-77018/3166681
Compare that from the photos from 2019 when they purchased:
https://www.har.com/homedetail/1311-althea-dr-houston-tx-77018/3166681?sid=4170479
Sad. Don't let your agent do this to you, folks.
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That place is Arrested Development house ugly! One of those houses you can guess the build year and easily be within +/- 2 years on.
On topic, I refer to that kind of crappy photography as drunk-vision. It's what you'd see if you bought the house and had way too much to drink, with rooms all set at weird and crooked angles and the occasional shot where the realtor had to have taken it while lying on the floor.
edit: amazing, the church I went to as a kid had the same carpet all throughout the sanctuary!
On topic, I refer to that kind of crappy photography as drunk-vision. It's what you'd see if you bought the house and had way too much to drink, with rooms all set at weird and crooked angles and the occasional shot where the realtor had to have taken it while lying on the floor.
edit: amazing, the church I went to as a kid had the same carpet all throughout the sanctuary!
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That's the same house!!!
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Yep, only one seller's agent knew how to use a camera and the other either didn't
Man that really does have church sanctuary vibes for sure
Wow, that is a striking difference in photo quality. I'm sold. Whenever I sell my house, I'm definitely paying up for a professional photographer.Red Pear Realty said:Ol_Ag_02 said:
Hard to tell when you have a house worth $1.3 million dollars but take your mls photos with an iPhone 7.
What about $1.95M ?
https://www.har.com/homedetail/1311-althea-dr-houston-tx-77018/3166681
Compare that from the photos from 2019 when they purchased:
https://www.har.com/homedetail/1311-althea-dr-houston-tx-77018/3166681?sid=4170479
Sad. Don't let your agent do this to you, folks.
It isn't even that much. It cost me less than $300 iirc.
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Your agent should pay for photos, bro
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This is one of those times where I feel like it might be easier to nuke all the drywall and start over.
The description : " Many possibilities and lots of room! Conveniently located, 1 block from the Hempstead Police Station. The spacious living/dining combo has a serving window from the kitchen and is surrounded by the bedrooms. Primary bedroom has a full bath and each additional bedroom has a half bath. There are two large storage rooms or wine rooms. The large backyard is fenced with several large pieces of playground equipment."
The house: https://s.hartech.io/m95G8SqpFRp
The house: https://s.hartech.io/m95G8SqpFRp
They are selling that as a house?
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They are selling that as a house?
Let he who hasn't looked at a daycare and seen their dream house cast the first stone.
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I needed that laugh very bad today. Thank you.
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https://www.har.com/homedetail/9418-paloma-creek-dr-tomball-tx-77375/13603733
What am I missing? This is what I assume 95% of suburban cookie cutter homes look like inside.
Sea Speed said:swimmerbabe11 said:
https://www.har.com/homedetail/9418-paloma-creek-dr-tomball-tx-77375/13603733
What am I missing? This is what I assume 95% of suburban cookie cutter homes look like inside.
The cat, the grandma and the nice ending with an ugly beware of dog door.
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