And why are the cabinets pulls so lopsided on the two uppers on the right?

.... but it does look like they left you some soy sauce... or is that a can of air freshener?

MAS444 said:

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I think this is a repeat, but it was just relisted:

https://www.har.com/1111-e-27th-street/sale_59919074

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A 5/3, 4096 sq ft house in the Heights? I'm sure I can find comps for $1.2 million.

I'm sure you can too. Why don't you list a few and we'll compare them to this one.

Here are a few:

https://www.har.com/3710-bradley-street/sale_13700250

https://www.har.com/1021-waverly-street/sale_79344065

https://www.har.com/1006-omar-street/sale_36905390

Admittedly, these don't have quite the square footage. So for folks wanting the extra space, the 27th street house should be considered.

But here's a better comp just a few lots down on same street. Same sized lot, but it's cleared. Dropped from $255,000 to $225,000 and has been on the market for 536 days... https://www.har.com/1209-e-27th-street/sale_39553917

MAS444 said:

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Here are a few:

https://www.har.com/3710-bradley-street/sale_13700250

https://www.har.com/1021-waverly-street/sale_79344065

https://www.har.com/1006-omar-street/sale_36905390

Admittedly, these don't have quite the square footage. So for folks wanting the extra space, the 27th street house should be considered.

But here's a better comp just a few lots down on same street. Same sized lot, but it's cleared. Dropped from $255,000 to $225,000 and has been on the market for 536 days... https://www.har.com/1209-e-27th-street/sale_39553917

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None of those comps have a pool or stained concrete. That's where the value is.

I pass by this house every once in a while and I've always felt that it's just got that stale, boxy 80s feeling (the picture of the "front" of the house is misleading). When I saw it was for sale, I checked it out hoping that the inside was a totally different story. Nope. What a weird-ass mixture of...features. And the pics do it no favors.

I know it isn't as a terrible as many of the listings above, but I just had to share my little disappointment.

And word decor is TERRIBLE. It's like the owner went and cleaned out a Hobby Lobby.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/7414-Brian-Clarke-St_San-Antonio_TX_78240_M89469-90201#photo0

Nice. Once again San Antonio really delivers for this thread.

One of every kind of instructional sign + naming your kid groff. Wow.....

The signs stuck on the wall everywhere may be the worst part about it. It's like an 'I'm with stupid' shirt for your house.

Is Groff not their last name? Lookin at the listing and it appears it is a realtor selling their own house

Dude sure is a fan of his last name.

People get paid for this *****

Hammond Ave

One of you needs a YouTube channel for Realtor Fails.

Treat yourself to this insanity:

4006 timber falls court 77082

That one has been listed on here a few times I think. Though it seems they have come down in price maybe..

Price is comparable for houses in the area that don't need work so it's gonna be on the market a while. There are some areas missing flooring, lots of casing and trim missing, and no appliances or countertops in the kitchen. Doesn't that keep the place from being eligible for conventional financing?

HDR can only do so much. Everything about the place says 'wash your hands after touching!'

Welcome, try not to look up when you come in the door!


How to save $30 in tile and prevent the sale of your house at the same time


Lenders don't care about things like complete kitchens or holes in the ceiling, and buyers don't care about having a place to put a dishwasher.


Sad to say that this one is just over a block from home.
1094 Northbridge Dr

I do not see how realtors will even allow these pics.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/206-Boulder-Dr_Navasota_TX_77868_M88348-12223?ex=TX2327138789#photo13

I would like to know that as well.

Ag-since-birth said:

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I would like to know that as well.

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Obviously Obiwan and Darth Vader.

Because the utility room is really well placed!

The description was about as bad as the pictures

sts7049 said:

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i really want to decipher that stick figure wall art scene in the background



Don't let the Historical Commission know about these drawings!

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I think the current owners have a serious drinking problem.

Oak Pebble

p_bubel said:

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I think the current owners have a serious drinking problem.

Oak Pebble

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Please tell me it's 1" too narrow for a dishwasher.

Between this and the tiny vanity a page or two back, we've officially passed peak sliding barn door.