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Possible ES hits 4300 today. Will probably be between 2 an 2:30 central if it happens.
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$30,000 Millionaire said:

Possible ES hits 4300 today. Will probably be between 2 an 2:30 central if it happens.


Seems like we have been having these rallies at end of week the last several weeks. Wondering if we take a bath Monday.
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Profit takers hit at 1PM on the button. Really, these program traders need to get off the round numbers.

I don't expect any big moves upward and could slip to Model T on the day, which would have bears yelling spinning top. If bullish you don't want to see Model T hit on the intraday.
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That sounds great! But I meant great birthdays. I had one Tuesday.
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Happy Birthday!
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August 18 $450 SPY Call volume. Someone is drinking the bull rally kool-aide.
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Very interested in your next seminar. I don't have Twitter, so would appreciate you sharing anything you have coming up in the thread when the time comes (I'm sure you were already planning on that).
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Happy weekend!

"H-A: In return for the flattery, can you reduce the size of your signature? It's the only part of your posts that don't add value. In its' place, just put "I'm an investing savant, and make no apologies for it", as oldarmy1 would do."
- I Bleed Maroon (distracted easily by signatures)
Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX
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The number of active U.S. rigs drilling for oil fell by 15 to 555 this week, marking the fifth straight week of declines and the lowest figure since April 2022. (Source: Baker Hughes Company)

HSBC Analyst telling Bloomberg that OPEC June 4th meeting will not announce a cut in crude production as the H2 shortage will be too much for the world to handle. OPEC must produce to keep the shortage under control. The only thing I agree with in that sentence is "H2 shortage". $10 per gallon gasoline, give it to me.....and $100 crude. XOM breakeven is something like $40 (or less) per barrel. At $100 crude XOM can show the Fed how to print money.

Yahoo!
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Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
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My guess is software guy for oil, and agree w/ farmer. Salesforce is awful. I've been on Hubspot for almost a year now and have been wondering where its been my entire life.
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wanderer said:

Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
If you saw my CV there is no doubt you would shake your head. (SAP hates me, but I didn't win that one) ... HR Dept's spent time calling my references as they didn't believe the CV either..........Tiger Tamer, Elephant Breeder and Professional Bra Fitter were my best gig's..
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Trying to get some ridiculously cheap folks on NDX puts. Probably won't work.
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Lottoing 425p for Tuesday.
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I almost feel bad for SAP at this point.

Their products are so ubiquitously used, but they are absolute s-h-i-t. The most interesting thing to me about SAP is that there is a distinct type of IT person that works on SAP that I'll refer to as an "SAP guy". These SAP guys are just different, and while I can speak their language, I just do not give a f-u-c-k about the SAP HANA v 20.0 or whatever version they're on. I have fought many battles with these types trying to use SAP for things it's not intended for. I would rather shoot myself than work for SAP.

Anyway, let me know which vendor you want me to insult next.
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$30,000 Millionaire said:

I almost feel bad for SAP at this point.

Their products are so ubiquitously used, but they are absolute s-h-i-t. The most interesting thing to me about SAP is that there is a distinct type of IT person that works on SAP that I'll refer to as an "SAP guy". These SAP guys are just different, and while I can speak their language, I just do not give a f-u-c-k about the SAP HANA v 20.0 or whatever version they're on. I have fought many battles with these types trying to use SAP for things it's not intended for. I would rather shoot myself than work for SAP.

Anyway, let me know which vendor you want me to insult next.
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$30,000 Millionaire said:

I almost feel bad for SAP at this point.

Their products are so ubiquitously used, but they are absolute s-h-i-t. The most interesting thing to me about SAP is that there is a distinct type of IT person that works on SAP that I'll refer to as an "SAP guy". These SAP guys are just different, and while I can speak their language, I just do not give a f-u-c-k about the SAP HANA v 20.0 or whatever version they're on. I have fought many battles with these types trying to use SAP for things it's not intended for. I would rather shoot myself than work for SAP.

Anyway, let me know which vendor you want me to insult next.

I like SAP.
Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX
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My regret is that I can only give you one blue star.

SAP should be banned in the U.S.



SAP: "SAP is great because it is non-intuitive."

New SAP User: "SAP is non-intuitive because it sucks at being intuitive."
Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX
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We should have our talk now..
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Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX said:

We should have our talk now..
look. I am a process engineer. I went through an SAP implementation at an OEM. I love the SAP T-code system. I love the inherent work flow. Get an order, enter the sales order and generate engineering work request. Engineering use those to create materials, BOMs, and attach documents - all revision controlled. Material is loaded to manufacturing point and demand is created for said materials with all engineered documents to build item in one place. Engineering makes a change, new revision is automatically pushed to the manufacturer. Need a part, let me look across all points of manufacture and see stock. Okay great let me put in a request to procure that item from other warehouse.

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Alright fellas……take it to the Nerdery
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My season tickets don't suck.


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wanderer
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Nice! Those are great seats.

Shameless post to say that I know someone (me and my 7yr old) that would snatch up any unused games.
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$30,000 Millionaire said:

My season tickets don't suck.





Eh, not bad but still 257 miles from home plate.
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Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX said:

wanderer said:

Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
If you saw my CV there is no doubt you would shake your head. (SAP hates me, but I didn't win that one) ... HR Dept's spent time calling my references as they didn't believe the CV either..........Tiger Tamer, Elephant Breeder and Professional Bra Fitter were my best gig's..


You forgot about the recreational gynecology I also saw listed on your resume.
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Red Pear Luke (BCS) said:

Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX said:

wanderer said:

Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
If you saw my CV there is no doubt you would shake your head. (SAP hates me, but I didn't win that one) ... HR Dept's spent time calling my references as they didn't believe the CV either..........Tiger Tamer, Elephant Breeder and Professional Bra Fitter were my best gig's..


You forgot about the recreational gynecology I also saw listed on your resume.
FTR, using "I'm not an OB/GYN but I would be willing to have a closer look" doesn't have a stellar ROI because they take the light hearted joking and genuine concern in the wrong way.
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Wealth gained hastily will dwindle. but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.
Proverbs 13:11

Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX
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Red Pear Luke (BCS) said:

Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX said:

wanderer said:

Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
If you saw my CV there is no doubt you would shake your head. (SAP hates me, but I didn't win that one) ... HR Dept's spent time calling my references as they didn't believe the CV either..........Tiger Tamer, Elephant Breeder and Professional Bra Fitter were my best gig's..


You forgot about the recreational gynecology I also saw listed on your resume.


LOL! That's pretty good!

Actually, I met a fellow from San Marco's back in the 70's and I was a pup. He had a fake business card. On the back was printed "My Expertise". There were six bullet points and these are the only 3 I remember. I was dying laughing and didnt take time to memorize the others. Great times.
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Red Pear Luke (BCS) said:

Farmer @ Johnsongrass, TX said:

wanderer said:

Wait, you're a software/tech guy? I though you were Mr Oil??
If you saw my CV there is no doubt you would shake your head. (SAP hates me, but I didn't win that one) ... HR Dept's spent time calling my references as they didn't believe the CV either..........Tiger Tamer, Elephant Breeder and Professional Bra Fitter were my best gig's..


You forgot about the recreational gynecology I also saw listed on your resume.
FTR, using "I'm not an OB/GYN but I would be willing to have a closer look" doesn't have a stellar ROI because they take the light hearted joking and genuine concern in the wrong way.


You gotta get the "Tell your breasts to quit staring at my eyes".
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I don't want to be long right now.


$30,000 Millionaire
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Won't be surprised to get a final push up and then watch out.
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First world problem: so I do these online surveys for firms like GLG and NewtonX and they often want to pay with prepaid gift cards, like $35 or $50 each. I am finding it annoying to try to actually use them.
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Give them away to someone you think needs it.
Wealth gained hastily will dwindle. but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.
Proverbs 13:11

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This gap will fill. When don't know. But it will.


Wealth gained hastily will dwindle. but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.
Proverbs 13:11

$30,000 Millionaire
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Can't unfortunately….
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