McInnis 03 said:
BenRev09 said:
McInnis 03 said:
I liked you before you had a reputation.
I got you hired when the background check said you were a molester.
I'll never not read his name as Maximus Meridius molester from now on
True story, Maximus has a very common name. As common as a "Larry Brown" or "Robert Jones" type name.
After his interview we were proceeding with hire when we got a call from HR saying he was unhireable due to a previous molestation offense. I said "There is no EFFING way" and challenged them to re-do it, I even called Maximus and told him and he helped get me some more data that separated him from the Maximus the molester. LOL
Maximus the molester was like 20 years older than Maximum the Non-Molesting Aggie. Our HR team just sucked.
That story's never going to die, I don't think. It's all true, though. The only common grounds between me and Maximus the molester was our names, and somehow that triggered the alert. I'd say I'm surprised you remember it, but honestly how can you forget something like
that.
Work crisis (mostly) avoided. The fix was pretty straightforward provided it gets approval in the next hour or so.
Be careful here everyone. My SPY and QQQ alerts are making me think we still go down here...