***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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9:01p, 7/27/26
Imai at 30 pitches
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In reply to Wabs • 9:02p, 7/27/26
I got nuthin….
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In reply to scd88 • 9:03p, 7/27/26
scd88 said:
You guys ***** like entitled Yankee fans. I told myself a long time ago I wouldn't be like that.


Imai is making it very difficult to be positive right now
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9:03p, 7/27/26
A team that can't make contact against a pitcher who can't throw strikes. Unfortunately, that is not an equal equation.
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9:03p, 7/27/26
Joe with the hook

Imai is japanese for "destroyer of bullpens"
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9:04p, 7/27/26
LOL
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9:04p, 7/27/26
Imai is going to opt out -- right?

please
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9:04p, 7/27/26
Thanks Imai.
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9:04p, 7/27/26
I mean at least Joe realizes these games are too important to waste and "let the guy wear it"
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9:05p, 7/27/26
What a disaster of a signing
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9:06p, 7/27/26
"Hey Imai"
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In reply to AggiEE • 9:06p, 7/27/26
AggiEE said:
What a disaster of a signing


I hope the new GM has the steam to tell Jim to sign checks and shut up.
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9:07p, 7/27/26
1 H, 4 BB, 0.2 IP, 33 pitches, 2 ER and responsible for 3 more runners.

That's a hell of a stat line there Imai.

Do us a favor. Offer to quit. Say your shoulder hurts and go on the IL for the rest of the season. Get caught betting on games. Get anal fissures. Make yourself productive and find a way to stop pitching.
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In reply to tjack16 • 9:07p, 7/27/26
The Angels' lead is already near Ureña's ERA. Joe should've figured this out in other games, not this one.
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9:08p, 7/27/26
Blubaugh is Japanese for "see, dumbass, just throw strikes and don't act like every hitter is Godzilla."
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9:09p, 7/27/26
And in 3 pitches blueballs throws 3 strikes and gets an out.

Hey Joe. Start Blueballs.

Hey Dana. Send Imai home on a slow boat.
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9:09p, 7/27/26
Can't wait to hear the "We are buyers and close to making some fantastic trades" talk from Dana on sports radio tomorrow.
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9:09p, 7/27/26
What if he doesn't opt out, are we stuck with his ass? And for how long.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 9:11p, 7/27/26
Two more years I think.

It's a silly deal structure where the team gives away 100% of its leverage. Either the guy sucks and you have to keep paying him or he's good and leaves immediately. And they gave it to this guy. More big brain stuff from the carcass of a once brilliant org.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 9:11p, 7/27/26
Twisted Helix said:
What if he doesn't opt out, are we stuck with his ass? And for how long.

Can we bring back Framber to throw fastballs at him until he quits?
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In reply to Beau Holder • 9:12p, 7/27/26
Beau Holder said:
Two more years I think.

It's a silly deal structure where the team gives away 100% of its leverage. Either the guy sucks and you have to keep paying him or he's good and leaves immediately. And they gave it to this guy. More big brain stuff from the carcass of a once brilliant org.

Can Dana even read the back of Imai's baseball card?
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9:13p, 7/27/26
Gonna need blue balls to hold them at 2 until this guy gets yanked.
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9:13p, 7/27/26
Trammell walks
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In reply to W • 9:14p, 7/27/26
W said:
Trammell walks


Urena got Imaitis.
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9:16p, 7/27/26
Hoping for a classic west coast Astros offensive explosion after that pathetic display.
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9:17p, 7/27/26
Walker has spoiled some 100mph pitches.
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9:17p, 7/27/26
Walker walks
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9:18p, 7/27/26
need something from Spence right here
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9:19p, 7/27/26
Spence has started 9 of 10 games since his promotion? Wow.
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9:20p, 7/27/26
Spence overmatched

as expected
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9:20p, 7/27/26
At least Walker put some pitches on him.
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9:20p, 7/27/26
At least they put some pitches on him.

(see, we can be positive!)
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9:21p, 7/27/26
Blown away like a true AAA player
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9:21p, 7/27/26
Ask the team travel secretary if one-way flights to Japan are cheaper from the west coast than a flight from Bush.

Put Imai on the 1st plane out. Tell him we'll send his clothes later.
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9:24p, 7/27/26
Not for nothing but these Angels city connects are one of my favorites.
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