***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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CharleyKerfeld
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7:00p, 7/20/26
If for no other reason to keep pace with the thread, I'm rewriting a guy's terrible, AI-ridden fiction story tonight and will be on board for HOFA in case we get someone on base.

If anyone wants to throw out a character name or two for this book, have at it. It's fintech thriller.
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:03p, 7/20/26
Well at least Julia is back tonight. The drop off from starter to reserve is worse at her position than anything on the roster.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 7:05p, 7/20/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
If for no other reason to keep pace with the thread, I'm rewriting a guy's terrible, AI-ridden fiction story tonight and will be on board for HOFA in case we get someone on base.

If anyone wants to throw out a character name or two for this book, have at it. It's fintech thriller.

Richard Fucdis
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 7:08p, 7/20/26
EastCoastAgNc said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
If for no other reason to keep pace with the thread, I'm rewriting a guy's terrible, AI-ridden fiction story tonight and will be on board for HOFA in case we get someone on base.

If anyone wants to throw out a character name or two for this book, have at it. It's fintech thriller.

Richard Fucdis

There's an "Oliver Klozoff" in my high school year book. It's not me, surprisingly.
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7:12p, 7/20/26
welcome back Ronel
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:15p, 7/20/26
Well, ROnel Blanco just had the best pitching inning of the season for us.
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7:15p, 7/20/26
Seems like analytics won 2 World Series. How many did Bagwell win?
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 7:16p, 7/20/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
EastCoastAgNc said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
If for no other reason to keep pace with the thread, I'm rewriting a guy's terrible, AI-ridden fiction story tonight and will be on board for HOFA in case we get someone on base.

If anyone wants to throw out a character name or two for this book, have at it. It's fintech thriller.

Richard Fucdis

There's an "Oliver Klozoff" in my high school year book. It's not me, surprisingly.


These will be a nod to Texags nicknames for our players

Ron White
Luke Gregorsuck
Michael the rat Fiers
Lollygagging Tucker
Uncle Mike
YorDONG
Jose AlTootblan
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:17p, 7/20/26
I feel like you guys want me to get fired from writing the book.

I guess I should have gone with realistic character name suggestions. Ron White works.
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7:18p, 7/20/26
Yordan singles
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:19p, 7/20/26
AOFA for Triple Crown Yordan

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7:24p, 7/20/26
Quit ****ing challenging pitches in the first inning !
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 7:25p, 7/20/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
I feel like you guys want me to get fired from writing the book.

I guess I should have gone with realistic character name suggestions. Ron White works.


Was it you who was writing a book a few years ago where you included some obscure Astros as characters names? Whatever happened with that? Can we read it?
https://ts.la/eric59704
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to 07ag • 7:28p, 7/20/26
07ag said:
CharleyKerfeld said:
I feel like you guys want me to get fired from writing the book.

I guess I should have gone with realistic character name suggestions. Ron White works.


Was it you who was writing a book a few years ago where you included some obscure Astros as characters names? Whatever happened with that? Can we read it?

I sign away all my rights to everything and usually have no idea what the clients end up doing with them. I've put Astro and Star Wars references into almost everything I've written over the last 5-10 years.

There's a fiction book about a time-traveling ninja out there somewhere that talks a lot about the 1980 Astros vs. the Phils
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:37p, 7/20/26
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
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7:37p, 7/20/26
I guess you could call that a mistake.
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7:37p, 7/20/26
I put this inning on Jose. Would have been out of the innings quickly if yanier challenged, but when you burn one you aren't going to use another one in the first.
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In reply to The D • 7:40p, 7/20/26
there is a cumulative effect to the challenges so to speak
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7:41p, 7/20/26
2-0?

That's nothing for this offense who I was told is one of the tops in baseball statistically
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7:41p, 7/20/26
LaMonte walks
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7:43p, 7/20/26
Yainer singles
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7:43p, 7/20/26
here comes the 7-8-9 outfield to get the Astros on the board
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:44p, 7/20/26
Yainer gets a new candidate for the HOFA HOF

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7:44p, 7/20/26
Trammell singles
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:45p, 7/20/26
TOFA TAYLOR

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7:46p, 7/20/26
big chance for Spence here
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7:48p, 7/20/26
Spence walks
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7:49p, 7/20/26
bottom of the order has set up Pena and Yordan

to make this a big inning
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:49p, 7/20/26
In a terrible season, Spence is taking advantage and trying to carve himself out a niche. Great to see
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7:51p, 7/20/26
Pena slam!

oppo
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tjack16
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In reply to tjack16 • 7:51p, 7/20/26
tjack16 said:
2-0?

That's nothing for this offense who I was told is one of the tops in baseball statistically


Told yall. Nothing
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:52p, 7/20/26
A Pena slam brings out our Hall of Famer!

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7:53p, 7/20/26
Yordan way outta here!

HR #32
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Marvin
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7:53p, 7/20/26
I was expecting a GIDP.
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7:53p, 7/20/26
Not complaining. But amazing to me that people pitch to him.
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