***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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mwm
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So far, so good.

But, it's very early.
htxag09
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I don't watch a lot of non Astros baseball.

But seems no team jogs anywhere near as slow to 1B as us….
The D
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Walker takes 2 middle fastballs to start the ab
The D
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And then swings at a change 1 foot out of the zone. Can we please trade him ?
R-Dog
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Look up "unclutch" in the dictionary and there's a picture of Walker.
CharleyKerfeld
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I've renamed Christian Walker as Jesus Christ Walker, because every time he flails at a pitch out of the strike zone, I yell, "JESUS CHRIST WALKER!"

Even at 20 HR, him getting to 25 HR suddenly not seeming like a cinch bingo square.
htxag09
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And here we go….
mwm
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We might be able to trade him for Bucket O'Balls.
CharleyKerfeld
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All of the Astros theme days/nights seem a lot more stupid when we suck.
CharleyKerfeld
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Pena has to get his leg checked out for the 50th time this year.
EastCoastAgNc
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Pena probably hurt himself on the swing... Great. Now we can't trade him.
MaxPower
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EastCoastAgNc said:

Pena probably hurt himself on the swing... Great. Now we can't trade him.
Trade him before he has to go on the Il again
EastCoastAgNc
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MaxPower said:

EastCoastAgNc said:

Pena probably hurt himself on the swing... Great. Now we can't trade him.
Trade him before he has to go on the Il again

Too late Nick Allen subbed in already.
CharleyKerfeld
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Imagine telling one Hal Lanier or Art Howe or Bill Virdon, "Also in mid-2020s, we're just going to let other teams steal bases anytime they want."
mwm
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I'll be darned if the Orioles aren't as bad as we are.

Arrighetti can't throw a strike & the Orioles are free-swinging the bat.
CharleyKerfeld
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I just can't stand the lack of caring about teams stealing bases on us. If you don't let Alonso lumber first to second, it's still 0-0.

It's even more glaring because we suck so much ass on the basepaths. Nasim Nunez continues to lead the Astros 35-34 in steals this year.

Jackal99
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Oh yay. Now Walker's gone.
EastCoastAgNc
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And now Walker is hurt too. Can't sell if you don't have anyone to sell
EABC_AG
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Well there will be nothing left to sell and we will still suck. Yay!
Big Bucks
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And now Walker leaves mid at-bat after a truly godawful check swing. Addition by subtraction?
BigPete3281
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How many of you people are gonna leave this game?
EastCoastAgNc
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EABC_AG said:

Well there will be nothing left to sell and we will still suck. Yay!

We are cursed
CharleyKerfeld
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Move Altuve to 1B just for the laughs.
mwm
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Do we even have an athletic trainer that works these guys out & gets them stretched?
htxag09
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Spaghetti will walk the bases loaded then give up a grand slam next inning to put us all out of our misery…
CharleyKerfeld
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Perfect AB for Diaz, only had to swing once, didn't have to run hard.
CharleyKerfeld
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Gunnar Henderson needs to get benched for that BS
mwm
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We're really good at watching strikes thrown middle-middle.
CharleyKerfeld
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Back to back singles with one out. I'm going with Nick Allen line dsrive double play
mwm
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Never mind...
HTownAg98
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England has scored more in 45 minutes against France than the Astros have in two days.
Frok
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Feels like the Astros didn't really want to come back from the All-Star break
RED AG 98
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LOL sorry
The D
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Nicer job Diaz
MaxPower
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EastCoastAgNc said:

And now Walker is hurt too. Can't sell if you don't have anyone to sell
You don't get how Jim works. Now he can trade Neyens and Alvarez the younger for a 1B and SS. Always be closing
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