Overheard dialogue in Crane's office circa late 2022.
Crane: Baggy, who do you like?
Bagwell: I like Abreu, he's got a classy swing, it's a real clean stroke
Reggie: He can't hit a curveball.
Bagwell: Yeah, there's some work to be done. I'll admit that.
Reggie: He's 37 years old! At least!
Bagwell: But he's noticeable.
Reggie: And an ugly girlfriend.
Crane: What does that mean?
Reggie: Ugly girlfriend means no confidence
Crane; OK, how about 3 years, $58.5 million?
Bagwell: I'll get your checkbook!
Life is better with a beagle