***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Texaggie7nine
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Yikes

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Works now!

"We want Houston"

Be careful what you wish for…
jkag89
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Brewers and Fish are letting me down.
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maca1028 said:

I hate that the sponsors patches are still on the jerseys for the playoffs


What? You don't enjoy seeing ads for the 4th most popular electronic component distributor?
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I mean, as far as game 1 is concerned, I wish he had.

And in game 5, if we're being fair and honest, Castellanos almost got Verlander on that last AB.
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Texaggie7nine said:

Yikes


They never learn.
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The next 2 days will be spent by me doing my time-honored post-season tradition called "Who plays for our opponent who I actually know."

With the tragic loss of Joey Gallo to an injury called "intentionally left off the playoff roster despite being healthy," I've scanned the Twins roster and come to the conclusion that I know:

  • Correa: Because he used to play for us.
  • Vazquez: Because he used to play for us, and woof, that .598 OPS, Maldy says, cmon guy, have some respect for yourself.
  • Buxton: Except he's also hurt and not on the playoff roster.
  • Sonny Gray: Because I think I had him in Fantasy Baseball one time when he was with the Reds,

And that appears to be it! I thought I knew a few others guys, but that's the 49-year-old brain confusing yesterday with today. Donovan Solano probably isn't Julio Solano's son, Royce Lewis isn't Royce Clayton, and Max Kepler isn't Gabe Kapler.

Who the heck are these guys? Their 1B hit .282, but only 5 HR and is 35 years old? Their gest offensive player is a 24-year-old 3B who only played in 58 games? They only had 2 guys win 11 games and nobody any higher?

I mean, we're going to slaughter this team, right?
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The Porkchop Express said:



I mean, we're going to slaughter this team, right?


That's just as bad a take as opposing fans chanting we want Houston. Karma inducing 100%
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Texaggie7nine said:

Yikes




Because that's worked so well in the past.
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Rough time in the 2022 + 2023 Wild Card series

cone
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that Schwarber double looked familiar

a big ass what if
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Games 1 and 2 are key against the Twins. They won't have Lopez and Gray until games 3 and 4, unless they go on short rest, so we need to be 2-0 heading to Minnesota
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Some people never learn
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Some fun facts on the Twins' last playoff series win.

Date: October 6, 2002 - so 2 days short of 21 years ago.

Score: Twins 5, A's 4 (Game 5, ALDS)

Twins starting lineup in that game:
Jacque Jones LF
Cristian Guzman SS
Corey Koskie 3B
Matt LeCroy DH
Torii Hunter CF
Doug Mientkiewciz 1B (Believe he is the long-lost third cousin of Andy Stankiwiecz)
Michael Cuddyer
AJ Pierzynski
Denny Hocking

Brad Radke on the mound.
David Ortiz was still on the Twins

The full-on Moneyball A's were:
Ray Durham DH
Scott "Starlord" Hatteberg 1B
Miguel Tejada SS
Eric Chavez 3B
Jermaine Dye RF
David "Billy Beane ate my soul" Justice LF
Mark Ellis 2B
Terrence Long CF
Ramon Hernandez C
Mark Mulder pitching

Game was 2-1 going to the top of the 9th. Twins scored 3 runs off Billy Koch to make it 5-1. Mark Ellis hit a 3-run jack in the bottom of the 9th to make it 5-4 and the legendary Randy Velarde singled with 2 outs before Durham popped up to end the series.

Series was so long ago that they played the Angels in the ALCS.
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Go Diamondbacks! F Bud Selig!
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07ag said:

The Porkchop Express said:



I mean, we're going to slaughter this team, right?


That's just as bad a take as opposing fans chanting we want Houston. Karma inducing 100%
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ESPN app showing Rangers vs Baltimore as the noon game sat. Rest are still TBD.
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Why does Correa bat so low in the Twins order?
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Texaggie7nine said:

Yikes




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Props to Arlington for rebounding and taking the series from Tampa. Nice series for them.

Now, how do they match up with Baltimore? Is the AL that good, or are they paper tigers (cough, cough, Tampa...)?

If we can take care of MN, who do we want? Playoffs is often about the hot team, and that can often be one of the wild card teams. I do not think MN will be an easy series; hope we can hit.

If we get past MN, I think we match up better with Arlington than Baltimore, and would get home field (yikes...lol). But anything can happen in the playoffs. We could potentially have won the battle (AL West) and lose the war (World Series).

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Well….balls
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Brewers trying to rally in the 8th

tying runs aboard
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A lot of money for that output
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Farmer1906 said:


Is he talking about what Bregman said after the game or referring to what Diaz's stats could have been this year?
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All I do is Nguyen said:



Well….balls


I assumed that was the obvious choice.

ATL v Likely Philly will be the third game and the LA game the last one.

That ATL - Philly series will get the prime slot every night.
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Sadly this wild card round has been infinitely less entertaining than last year's.
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Damn… not going to be a 3rd game anywhere.
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About to be no baseball tomorrow. This is stupid
07ag
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Why is Marlin man in Milwaukee rather than at the Marlin game
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