***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to maca1028 • 11:10a, 9/4/23
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If this is the lineup everyday (understand Brantley needs days off) then we win the division by a sizable margin.
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In reply to maca1028 • 11:11a, 9/4/23
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maca1028 said:
Fake line up time
No way this is real, this is just someone really talented with an AI generator.
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11:24a, 9/4/23
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Please god
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11:24a, 9/4/23
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wow, that's an amazing lineup

best hitters on the team are #1 thru #7

this is the way...every day
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 11:29a, 9/4/23
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Mathguy64 said:
From here out this needs to be the lineup 90% of the time. There aren't games left to dick around and play guys just because. Putting Maldonado there means either Diaz or Mike comes out. Putting anyone else in CF is dumb. This lineup will win.

Altuve 2B
Bregman 3B
Yordan LF/DH
Tucker RF
Diaz C
Uncle Mike DH/LF
Chas CF
Abreu 1B
Peña SS

Yes Chas is 7th but that's a lot of very good hitters in front of him. So we have the best 7 hole guy in baseball.


Just leaving this for posterity. I made that lineup two days ago.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 11:29a, 9/4/23
The Porkchop Express said:
maca1028 said:
Fake line up time
No way this is real, this is just someone really talented with an AI generator.

It's not real, robbed it off of the artist formally known at Twitter
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11:35a, 9/4/23
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Get ready, Dubon and Maldy will probably get the starts today
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11:40a, 9/4/23
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Breaking news. The Astros are the only team in baseball who deals with injuries and players having down seasons.
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In reply to BadAggie • 11:41a, 9/4/23
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BadAggie said:
Get ready, Dubon and Maldy will probably get the starts today
Me thinketh thine did not read yon previous posts before posting thineself.

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In reply to AlwaysNextYear89 • 11:43a, 9/4/23
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AlwaysNextYear89 said:
gambochaman said:
BadAggie said:
W said:
W said:
you know things have gone awry this season....

Dubon has 430 plate appearances / 408 at-bats

that was not the plan way back in spring training
after tonight's game....Dubon is up to 433 plate appearances

he had 179 plate appearances in April & May while Altuve recovered from the WBC injury.

since June 1st...Dubon has 254 plate appearances...when Altuve was active & healthy (except for a 2-week stretch over the all-star break)

didn't realize how much Dusty has been playing him...regardless of Altuve's injury status



Same for Meyers Julks and Maldy.

Dusty has cost this team 10 wins year to date.


My count is at 14
Do you really think this team would have the best record in baseball at this point? Better than Atlanta?


I do

I really really do

Its not hard to visualize
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11:45a, 9/4/23
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Ketch will have to confirm but I get a sneaking suspicion if we see that lineup today Dana finally stepped in and said enough is enough
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11:45a, 9/4/23
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Corey Seager and his 1.000 OPS have missed 43 games for the Rangers
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11:54a, 9/4/23
So damn close Dusty. Just out uncle Mike in left and Chad in center
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In reply to All I do is Nguyen • 11:55a, 9/4/23
All I do is Nguyen said:
So damn close Dusty. Just out uncle Mike in left and Chad in center


Personnel is almost there. Batting order is still out of whack.
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11:56a, 9/4/23
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I see Peña is back on the 2 hole
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11:57a, 9/4/23
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What are we doing..Peña has been crushing in the bottom, Bregs has been great in the 2…
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11:59a, 9/4/23
Think Dusty wanted the whole LRLR thing again
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In reply to Bonnettecj1 • 12:00p, 9/4/23
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Bonnettecj1 said:


I couldn't think of a worse lineup to use. Split up the lefties, put Pena in the two hole, dubon turning over the lineup, wtaf Dusty
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12:00p, 9/4/23
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I'm actually okay with the lineup today. Diaz is catching, Chas is in. Pena has been better recently. I'm good with it
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12:01p, 9/4/23
Why is Brantley not playing
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In reply to stoneca • 12:03p, 9/4/23
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Planned off day
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In reply to stoneca • 12:03p, 9/4/23
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12:05p, 9/4/23
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the amazing lineup was a hoax
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12:07p, 9/4/23
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and the theory...

Dubon-is-playing-so-much-because-Altuve-is-injured...also a hoax
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12:08p, 9/4/23
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Bregman batting cleanup?? Dusty is either clueless or doesn't care. I can't decide which is worse.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:11p, 9/4/23
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The ones with the fake lineup?
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In reply to Kashchei • 12:18p, 9/4/23
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Kashchei said:
Bregman batting cleanup?? Dusty is either clueless or doesn't care. I can't decide which is worse.


Bregman has the been the hottest hitter on the team since the break.

MOVE HIM!

Good god I don't know how much more of this I can take. Is there a record for line-up combinations?
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In reply to Rule#2 • 12:22p, 9/4/23
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Astros are in the middle of the pack this year
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12:25p, 9/4/23
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If he was going to move anyone up to the 2 spot, it should be Chas, but we all know Dusty not going to put Chas that high in the order.
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In reply to Bonnettecj1 • 12:37p, 9/4/23
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Bonnettecj1 said:



Dusty sits Chas and Diaz yesterday as we're on the verge of getting swept…which ultimately did happen.

Dusty wakes up this morning and says to himself, "hold my beer", as I shuffle the lineup for no reason at all and give our best hitter less ABs by moving him down in the lineup.
Class of 2010
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12:38p, 9/4/23
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Julio Urias arrested and charged with felony DV overnight. Believe it's his second incident.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 12:48p, 9/4/23
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EastCoastAgNc said:
Bonnettecj1 said:


I couldn't think of a worse lineup to use. Split up the lefties, put Pena in the two hole, dubon turning over the lineup, wtaf Dusty
If he is going to be in the linup, where do you want him? I would think the 9-hole would be a good spot for him. You make it sound like it is a premium spot, lol.
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12:53p, 9/4/23
I want to be loved by someone the way Dusty loves Dubon
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