***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Merry Christmas! Santos Claus slams the door shut in the top of the 8th. CWS still up 3-1.
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EastCoastAgNc said:




Translation: Brother Phil has regained feeling in his right arm.
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I don't want to get slammed for being vague so I'll try to be careful with the wording, but I would really be shocked if Dusty is back next year. Unless he wins another title. Even then, I wouldn't be surprised to see him ride off into the sunset.

Dana and Dusty don't see eye to eye on a lot of things and Dana has made it clear to Crane that he wants someone who is his guy as manager. Dana jumped on board pretty late during the offseason when things were already structured a certain way. Things will likely look a lot different next year.
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Interesting quirk about the schedule. We've already played one more game than the Rangers and it'll be 2 after tonight.
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I just realized that Mike Ford (who is currently pinch hitting for Seattle) played for 4 different teams last year.

Seattle had him to start, then designated him for assignment. The Giants picked him up, traded him back to Seattle, they released him again. The Braves picked him up and then released him. The Angels then picked him up and released him. Seattle then resigned him in the offseason.
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CFTXAG10 said:

Merry Christmas! Santos Claus slams the door shut in the top of the 8th. CWS still up 3-1.


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gigemJTH12 said:

CFTXAG10 said:





Him and Maldy need to get injured and stay that way


offfffff course. this dude gets hurt and he's back before you can finish a sandwich.

any of the stars get hurt and its 7 weeks, 13 cryptic Baker statements, 10 live BP sessions before we see them.
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AggiEE said:

gigemJTH12 said:

CFTXAG10 said:





Him and Maldy need to get injured and stay that way


offfffff course. this dude gets hurt and he's back before you can finish a sandwich.

any of the stars get hurt and its 7 weeks, 13 cryptic Baker statements, 10 live BP sessions before we see them.

Love that you guys don't want him to come in and go 4-4 with 2 HRs tonight.
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AggiEE said:

gigemJTH12 said:

CFTXAG10 said:





Him and Maldy need to get injured and stay that way


Bad bull.

Edit: This is directed towards AggiEE. He added that comment to gigemjTH12's post.
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Beau Holder said:

redline248 said:

I wonder if Dusty gives Abreu an extra day, like he's said he does to most guys, or inserts him right away at 1B.


Dusty just makes up whatever he wants to say to justify whatever he feels like doing at the time. I wouldn't expect his rules to be consistent.
I was rewatching Deadwood and this exchange reminded me SO much of Dusty:

Doc: She wants me to brace her leg so her draggin' it doesn't drive you crazy.
Al: So what'd you tell her?
Doc: Not to worry about your moods, that you generate those yourself, and then you find your excuse for havin' 'em.
Al: Saucy words, Doc. Good thing you're handy with the snatch.
Doc: I had an idea for a boot, and just now measured her for it.
Al: If you treat her as successfully as you did the minister, she'll be kickin' up her heels in no f***in' time.
Doc: I will leave you now to pursue another excuse.

The only difference is Al Swearengen could easily manage this team to an extra 5-7 wins.
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3B Paul 97
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texasaggie2015 said:

Fair and noted... I'll try to just share things that I'm able to go into all the details on for now on (which unfortunately is a very slim percentage). I don't want to come across like I'm doing it on purpose.
I would prefer you share what you do and Porkchop can put you in ignore if he doesn't like it.
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texasaggie2015 said:

AggiEE said:

gigemJTH12 said:

CFTXAG10 said:





Him and Maldy need to get injured and stay that way


Bad bull.
the way you quoted this makes it look like I said it. I did not.

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Cmon ChiSox.....
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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AggiEE said:

gigemJTH12 said:

CFTXAG10 said:





Him and Maldy need to get injured and stay that way


offfffff course. this dude gets hurt and he's back before you can finish a sandwich.

any of the stars get hurt and its 7 weeks, 13 cryptic Baker statements, 10 live BP sessions before we see them.

if you are going to post this crap at least do it the right way.

this looks like I said that.
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Sorry... I didn't know he edited that. I fixed it.
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**** me Chicago
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Chicago
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gougler08 said:

Chicago
I mean - they are just as bad as the A's and they are trying to stretch a BP guy into two innings after he had already thrown 17 pitches in the first inning he pitched.

They're flat out bad.
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Mr.Bond said:

**** me Chicago
Proving that they've earned that 49-77 record.
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Mariners now leading in the 9th. Complete collapse by Santos
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They ****in blew it
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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There goes the ball game. Thanks for nothing Chicago.
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Way to go Chicago
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Aggie8587 said:

Mariners now leading in the 9th. Complete collapse by Santos
He had 17 pitches going into the 9th. His manager left him out to dry. He should haver never pitched the 9th, but he was probably their best option.
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clown franchise doesn't care
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that's why you want to play the tomato cans

who have already quit on the season
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Seattle is auburn 2013 right now
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JDUB08AG said:

Seattle is auburn 2013 right now
Good! Auburn definitely didn't win the AL West in 2013.
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Beat40 said:

Aggie8587 said:

Mariners now leading in the 9th. Complete collapse by Santos
He had 17 pitches going into the 9th. His manager left him out to dry. He should haver never pitched the 9th, but he was probably their best option.
If their best option gives of 3 in the 9th, I pray for their souls
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Unfortunate
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Eso si, Que es said:

Beat40 said:

Aggie8587 said:

Mariners now leading in the 9th. Complete collapse by Santos
He had 17 pitches going into the 9th. His manager left him out to dry. He should haver never pitched the 9th, but he was probably their best option.
If their best option gives of 3 in the 9th, I pray for their souls
THEY ARE THE A's.
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Alright, 1 run. You can do this, Chicago.
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k20dub said:

Alright, 1 run. You can do this, Chicago.
They need 2. Their bullpen can't go in extras. They need to win it in 9.
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Beat40 said:

Eso si, Que es said:

Beat40 said:

Aggie8587 said:

Mariners now leading in the 9th. Complete collapse by Santos
He had 17 pitches going into the 9th. His manager left him out to dry. He should haver never pitched the 9th, but he was probably their best option.
If their best option gives of 3 in the 9th, I pray for their souls
THEY ARE THE A's.
Fair enough, then I weep for their souls
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