***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to 512Ag • 1:08p, 8/19/23
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Coles ERA now over 3.
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In reply to Lonestar_Ag09 • 1:15p, 8/19/23
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Are mid 30's guys not supposed to be fans of attractive blondes? I thought slow libido and low T didn't set in until much later


I've been married to an attractive blonde for 15 years.
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https://fb.watch/mwMUphZdXB/?mibextid=CDWPTG
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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We should be good tonight boys. Girlfriend and I will be at the game. The last four games I've been to the Astros are averaging over 10 runs per game, Singleton has homered twice and Framber has thrown a no hitter. What happens tonight?
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 1:41p, 8/19/23
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texasaggie2015 said:
We should be good tonight boys. Girlfriend and I will be at the game. The last four games I've been to the Astros are averaging over 10 runs per game, Singleton has homered twice and Framber has thrown a no hitter. What happens tonight?

Scott Servais gets so fed up with an umpire tonight he announces his resignation on the field mid game.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 2:08p, 8/19/23
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texasaggie2015 said:
We should be good tonight boys. Girlfriend and I will be at the game. The last four games I've been to the Astros are averaging over 10 runs per game, Singleton has homered twice and Framber has thrown a no hitter. What happens tonight?


I hope Yordan hits 3 HR as we rout them 15-0. For your service, I hope you get RH on the way home
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2:19p, 8/19/23
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Wonder what happened...
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 2:20p, 8/19/23
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Wonder what happened...
Dusty is old as **** and forgot what he said.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 2:22p, 8/19/23
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Wonder what happened...


Dana said Yainer plays?
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2:23p, 8/19/23
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His .123 BA.
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In reply to Dies Irae • 2:23p, 8/19/23
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To be honest I don't mind the tasteful cheerleader pics but this board gets near pornographic on occasion. I have the auto load turn off but the instagram posts still pop up. I understand as a grumpy mid 30's dude that my opinion is not shared by many; but still
The post game win pics are fine. You don't **** with tradition.

However, the during the game poorly photoshopped/AI chicks, is a bit much.
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In reply to jah003 • 2:27p, 8/19/23
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I don't recall seeing any AI posted. But I've also given up following this thread in game real time because of the bleeding at every moment of the game. I prefer to enjoy the ups and downs of sports
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 2:33p, 8/19/23
I must have missed it yesterday - what's up with Tucker?
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In reply to Beat40 • 2:34p, 8/19/23
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Illness

Assuming it's the ****s
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In reply to Rustys-Beef-o-Reeno • 2:36p, 8/19/23
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Illness

Assuming it's the ****s
Thanks.
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2:43p, 8/19/23
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I'm at the Padres game this morning ...

Dude in front of us out here in a Johnny Manziel Padres jersey and he just got his 2nd foul ball already in the 1st inning ... its gotta be Manziel magic
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Just recalled Julks and sent Kessinger to the IL for "health and safety" reasons. Sounds like COVID. Could that be the same with Tuck?

Edited to add: Tuck is not in tonight's lineup
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3:13p, 8/19/23
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is Tucker going to miss the entire series?
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3:17p, 8/19/23
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6 thru 9 hitters check in with OPS of:

.656
.675
.688
.552

and Julks is on the bench riding an 0 for 35 streak

shades of June
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In reply to 75AG • 3:34p, 8/19/23
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75AG said:
Just recalled Julks and sent Kessinger to the IL for "health and safety" reasons. Sounds like COVID. Could that be the same with Tuck?

Edited to add: Tuck is not in tonight's lineup
I would think if Singleton and Tuck both had covid, they would also be put on the health/safety IL and there'd be a big string of call-ups to take their place.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 3:43p, 8/19/23
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EastCoastAgNc said:


Team bus.
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3:49p, 8/19/23
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I will never complain about Houston heat again. In Dallas for Metallica and brought my son to the BBQ grill for the game. Its a whole different level. They were all clapping and jerking each other off when they announced the inside temp of 74. It's not enough to cool you down after the walk over in 112 degree heat. It's like walking in a BBQ grill just to get here.
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In reply to Phrasing • 4:01p, 8/19/23
Phrasing said:
I will never complain about Houston heat again. In Dallas for Metallica and brought my son to the BBQ grill for the game. Its a whole different level. They were all clapping and jerking each other off when they announced the inside temp of 74. It's not enough to cool you down after the walk over in 112 degree heat. It's like walking in a BBQ grill just to get here.
Dude, it passed 100 at 11:30 THIS MORNING here in Arlington - it's hotter than Satan's balls here.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 4:09p, 8/19/23
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this guy is something else haha
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In reply to JohnnyTexAg1995 • 4:19p, 8/19/23
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More proof he makes his lineups based on feel and random thoughts.
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