***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** - Page 1755

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9:34p, 8/16/23

AG

Never in doubt

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9:34p, 8/16/23

2.5 back!

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9:35p, 8/16/23

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Daaaaaaaa Ranjers lose!!!!

Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.

MAGA

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In reply to Wabs • 9:35p, 8/16/23

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Wabs said:
Announcers

Dave Raymond is the best. Ask Drayton.

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9:35p, 8/16/23

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Da Rangers lose

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9:35p, 8/16/23

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Angels not totally useless (this time)

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In reply to spadilly • 9:35p, 8/16/23

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spadilly said:
I know it's been said over and over, but hearing these guys call the Rangers games makes me so thankful for TK and Blummer.

I was just thinking the exact same thing .. our guys are such better announcers

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In reply to fullback44 • 9:36p, 8/16/23

fullback44 said:
spadilly said:
I know it's been said over and over, but hearing these guys call the Rangers games makes me so thankful for TK and Blummer.

I was just thinking the exact same thing .. our guys are such better announcers

I think that is actually the third tie breaker in a wild card scenario

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9:37p, 8/16/23

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Did these ****s try to steal our thing?.

Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.

MAGA

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9:38p, 8/16/23

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And failed

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In reply to Mr.Bond • 9:38p, 8/16/23

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Mr.Bond said:
Did these ****s try to steal our thing?.

They steal everything else

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9:38p, 8/16/23

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Orioles down 2
Mariners up 1

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In reply to jetch17 • 9:40p, 8/16/23

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jetch17 said:
And failed

Swing and a miss

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9:42p, 8/16/23

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Tatis Jr just stole home.

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9:44p, 8/16/23

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One of Mauricio Dubón’s nails on his left hand “just came off” on a swing in the ninth inning, when a trainer went out to check on him, Dusty Baker said. Baker said Jose Altuve was removed in the eighth “just for precaution, cause I know his leg got sore."
— Matt Kawahara (@matthewkawahara) August 17, 2023

Ouch

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In reply to Mr.Bond • 9:44p, 8/16/23

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Mr.Bond said:
Did these ****s try to steal our thing?.

They have at least 3 gay guys on that thread.

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In reply to concac • 9:47p, 8/16/23

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Being a grown adult with a fully developed brain (ostensibly) and saying "Trashtros"

"A g g y" tier

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In reply to spadilly • 9:47p, 8/16/23

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spadilly said:
Charlie Morton Dismantling Judge with Knuckle Curves. 🤢 pic.twitter.com/EgIZ0g4qyv
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) August 17, 2023

Ol Charlie just keeps on going. I know W/L records for pitching can be deceiving but in his case it's pretty illustrative. When he came to the Astros he was 25 games under .500 for his career. Since then he's 41 games over.

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In reply to spadilly • 9:49p, 8/16/23

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spadilly said:
Tatis Jr just stole home.

Fernando Tatis Jr. steals home with ease! pic.twitter.com/caoMIMMWom
— MLB (@MLB) August 17, 2023

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In reply to spadilly • 9:53p, 8/16/23

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It's just a skin condition. And ringworm.

Nothing to see.

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In reply to gougler08 • 9:54p, 8/16/23

gougler08 said:
Mr.Bond said:
Did these ****s try to steal our thing?.
https://f5s-img.s3.amazonaws.com/000/b9/b8/b9b8389b9f34316a54bf6b72cf4843c0e92906ff_289832_u85689.jpg

They steal everything else

They call us pervs for that what a really odd fan base very dorky guess they prefer men idk

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In reply to McInnis • 10:07p, 8/16/23

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"We're just a couple streaks away from being right where we want to be... Just like skip said all year it's right in front of us." -Aaron Judge pic.twitter.com/PU9fCjmQu3
— Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) August 17, 2023

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10:07p, 8/16/23

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so for the first half of the week the status quo held

Astros win 2 of 3 at Miami

Rangers win 2 of 3 vs. the Angels

Mariners win 2 of 3 at KC

with a 4th game tomorrow and a chance to pick up a half-game

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10:09p, 8/16/23

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We still have 6 vs the royals

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 10:10p, 8/16/23

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He can't even keep a straight face while going through those cliches.

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In reply to concac • 10:12p, 8/16/23

RealTalk said:
Mr.Bond said:
Did these ****s try to steal our thing?.

They have at least 3 gay guys on that thread.

Their team also likes to jerk each other off forcibly so not surprised there are never tits on their thread.

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In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:32p, 8/16/23

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Mathguy64 said:
I just want to note for the record Mitch Garver is batting 40 points above his career average and 15 points above his best ever year.

Just another player for Texas having a career year. Their whole team at home is having a career year.

Nothing to see. Move on.

Also 20+ games over .500 at home and a .500 team on the road.

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In reply to W • 10:35p, 8/16/23

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I'm not sad about missing Kirby and Castillo this weekend. Whew...

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10:39p, 8/16/23

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Had a few errands so caught the back half of the game on the radio. Didn't see this already mentioned but maybe it was - per Blummer JV only had 3 swing and misses today. Their guy had 10+. Clearly they were squaring JV up but I didn't realize it was that bad.

Hopefully just an off day but woof.

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In reply to linkdude • 10:45p, 8/16/23

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yes, the Astros have caught several breaks in the past several series

however old friends...Paxton and Sale...will open for the Red Sox at MMP next Monday & Tuesday

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10:50p, 8/16/23

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Hey, won a Maldy start tonight

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In reply to BadAggie • 10:53p, 8/16/23

BadAggie said:
Hey, won a Maldy start tonight

Maldy did amazing

Gave up 5 runs and K'd multiple times

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In reply to AggiEE • 11:04p, 8/16/23

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AggiEE said:
BadAggie said:
Hey, won a Maldy start tonight

Maldy did amazing

Gave up 5 runs and K'd multiple times

He landed the ol Hat trick tonight. Gonna be wild if we win a WS with one of the worst position players in MLB history

Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.

MAGA

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11:13p, 8/16/23

AG

I'll stir the pot some more...

I had forgotten...but the 2010 San Francisco Giants won the World Series with a rookie catcher

a guy named Buster Posey. Rangers fans have heard of him.

thank goodness the Giants' starting rotation didn't have any qualms in throwing to him

I believe he caught every inning of SF's playoff run

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In reply to W • 11:20p, 8/16/23

AG

To be fair, Buster Posey was light years ahead of where Yainer Diaz is now. Yainer is awesome. But the Astros weren't even sure if he would stick at catcher as early as March of this year. He's taken huge strides this season. On and off the field.

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