***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Bring me Yordan
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Pena hitting in front of Chas & Yanier
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EastCoastAgNc said:


Bring me Yordan
Why push everyone back one and put Pena in the 2 hole?

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Weird. I don't feel like they're being honest with the situation.
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I think last night was the biggest victory in the history of Houston sports
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They sure do act like it. If they lose tonight they'll back with pitch forks at Dusty and Maldonado's door step.
Two comments from the Arlington board....wow, just wow. Also, we've had the pitchforks out for Donkey and Maldy all f***ing season you dumbass slapdicks.

They also were curious why there was a staff warning on their thread and not ours and they put their two brain cells together and came up with "it's all our fault and they never troll our thread." Again, wow, just wow. I wonder what the color of the sky is in their world.
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Chas, I'm sorry but you just aren't performing. I'm afraid I need you drop you down to the 6 hole tonight.

- Johnny B Baker, Jr.
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OKCAg2002 said:

Weird. I don't feel like they're being honest with the situation.
Totally agree
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They've never won anything so wouldn't know, but we experienced some bigger wins last fall.
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A - Yordan is hurt
B - Yordan is not hurt but we are being extra cautious
C - Yordan IS being traded to the Cardinals
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I feel like he's ready and he's pissed that they are holding him back…
Gig 'Em and God Bless
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D - Dusty convinced Crane to trade Yordan, Chas, and Diaz to the Guardians for Myles Straw.

He gets his boy Straw back and opens up more playing time for Bligh Madris.
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Prosperdick said:

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I think last night was the biggest victory in the history of Houston sports
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They sure do act like it. If they lose tonight they'll back with pitch forks at Dusty and Maldonado's door step.
Two comments from the Arlington board....wow, just wow. Also, we've had the pitchforks out for Donkey and Maldy all f***ing season you dumbass slapdicks.

They also were curious why there was a staff warning on their thread and not ours and they put their two brain cells together and came up with "it's all our fault and they never troll our thread." Again, wow, just wow. I wonder what the color of the sky is in their world.
We've been to the LCS six years in a row, won 4 pennants and 2 titles.

And a July win over a team with all 26 guys having career years and still only leads us by 2 games is the biggest win in city history. That's cute...thanks. Maybe let's not overinflate your worth.

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Farmer1906 said:


Well if he can hit in a batting cage I don't think he would be doing that if he reinjured himself. Perhaps it's as simple as he wants to play LF and Donkey doesn't want to do that just yet. He'd rather DH him so he can bench Diaz like the idiot he is.
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What is the possible explanation for Peña in the 2 hole and moving Chas and Diaz down a spot in the order?
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rosco511 said:

What is the possible explanation for Peña in the 2 hole and moving Chas and Diaz down a spot in the order?


He hits better in the 2 hole…duh /Dusty
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2023 Yordan is about to be 2022 Uncle Mike.
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RedSox selling?
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Prosperdick said:

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I think last night was the biggest victory in the history of Houston sports
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They sure do act like it. If they lose tonight they'll back with pitch forks at Dusty and Maldonado's door step.
Two comments from the Arlington board....wow, just wow. Also, we've had the pitchforks out for Donkey and Maldy all f***ing season you dumbass slapdicks.

They also were curious why there was a staff warning on their thread and not ours and they put their two brain cells together and came up with "it's all our fault and they never troll our thread." Again, wow, just wow. I wonder what the color of the sky is in their world.

Obviously the World Series win was bigger but they wouldn't know the difference since they've never had one.
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rosco511 said:

What is the possible explanation for Peña in the 2 hole and moving Chas and Diaz down a spot in the order?
We were forced to hire Dusty after the cheating scandal
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EastCoastAgNc said:


RedSox selling?


Look at his stats. They're probably giving him away.
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The lack of updates about Yordan is concerning. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear "setback" soon.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


RedSox selling?



He's been awful
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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If Yordan isn't in the starting lineup and not even being activated to at least be available to pinch hit, something doesn't smell right.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


RedSox selling?
I'd take Bello or Paxton if its cheap
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rosco511 said:

What is the possible explanation for Peña in the 2 hole and moving Chas and Diaz down a spot in the order?

Put him where he sees more FBs and pitchers coming at him with more protection behind him. Plus at 2 there's bats behind him to pick him up instead of Maldy and Dubon when he's hitting 8.

I don't hate it to try and get him going.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


RedSox selling?


**** burned all his magic juju a couple of years back.
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JohnnyTexAg1995 said:

I feel like he's ready and he's pissed that they are holding him back…


In the interview Dusty said that based on his experience as a player he'll always hold a guy back a day or two after he(the player) tells him that he's ready.

If you're going to go with that philosophy then shouldn't that conversation be held before a AAA rehab assignment? Alvarez has already been playing.

This is reminding me of the Rockets and some of the lineups they trotted out while tanking games in the early 80s so they could draft Sampson and Olojawan in consecutive years. But at least you could figure out what they were trying to do.
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maca1028 said:

The lack of updates about Yordan is concerning. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear "setback" soon.
These are scheduled days off. They were designated at the beginning of the year.
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maca1028 said:

The lack of updates about Yordan is concerning. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear "setback" soon.

But he wouldn't be taking BP if it were a setback.

I don't know WTF is going on
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Yordan's injury has turned into a 7-week absence

he's going to max out at 117 games played this year...assuming he's in the lineup tomorrow
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maca1028 said:

The lack of updates about Yordan is concerning. I wouldn't be surprised if we hear "setback" soon.

Astros PR vs Astros fans
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This why we were able to sign him to a such a team friendly deal.

Just accept that he's going to have one decent IL stint per year. It is what it is at this point.
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