***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Wabs
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9:40p, 6/30/23
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Dubon. ****ing incredible man. The crow I've eaten this year could be measured in tons.
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9:41p, 6/30/23
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Suck that HTine dick Arlington!
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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9:41p, 6/30/23
On the arlington thread do they post T&A or metro guys with popped collars propped up against leased lux rides. Serious question.
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9:41p, 6/30/23
That was big to get a win with Blanco going for us and their best pitcher Gray going for them
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9:41p, 6/30/23
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Players love and respect maldy
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9:43p, 6/30/23
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Things that were happening in 2011

- RG3 won the Heisman
- Johnny Manziel and Mike Evans were redshirting for the Mike Sherman led Texas A&M Aggies
- Rolling in the Deep was the song of the year
- Obama was still in his first term
- I was in high school, as was Alex Bregman, Carlos Correa, etc
- Miguel Cabrera was a spry young man
- A&M was a member of the Big 12 Conference

and last but not least
- the last time the RANGERS were in the World Series
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9:44p, 6/30/23
I believe the Astros are treating this as a playoff series. We'll see, but the Astros offense just played a playoff style game and I think they're going to do it the next three days.
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In reply to Wabs • 9:44p, 6/30/23
Wabs said:
Dubon. ****ing incredible man. The crow I've eaten this year could be measured in tons.

Feel good story of the year so far for Houston, atleast until Diaz really takes over.
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 9:44p, 6/30/23
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In reply to Beat40 • 9:46p, 6/30/23
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They seemed much more focused tonight. First time all year really.
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In reply to Wabs • 9:47p, 6/30/23
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Wabs said:
Dubon. ****ing incredible man. The crow I've eaten this year could be measured in tons.


I'll gladly eat it as well. I didn't think he deserved to be on the roster (or in the MLB). The guy has been unbelievable all year.
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9:49p, 6/30/23
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Let's ****ing go!!!!
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In reply to Wabs • 9:50p, 6/30/23
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Wabs said:
Dubon. ****ing incredible man. The crow I've eaten this year could be measured in tons.


Agreed. I thought he would be my most hated player this year
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In reply to Beat40 • 9:50p, 6/30/23
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Beat40 said:
I believe the Astros are treating this as a playoff series. We'll see, but the Astros offense just played a playoff style game and I think they're going to do it the next three days.


I hope we don't start Blanco in a playoff series.

We seem to play up to competition. That is for sure.
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9:52p, 6/30/23
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There is a pretty big difference in SOS in July for Houston and Arlington.
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Beat40
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 9:53p, 6/30/23
Farmer1906 said:
Beat40 said:
I believe the Astros are treating this as a playoff series. We'll see, but the Astros offense just played a playoff style game and I think they're going to do it the next three days.


I hope we don't start Blanco in a playoff series.

We seem to play up to competition. That is for sure.


Agreed on Blanco. That's why I mainly said the offense played a playoff style game.

Yes, that's been the Astros MO for sure. They play up.

Need Altuve to stir the drink tomorrow too.
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9:53p, 6/30/23
Dubon man, BDD
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9:53p, 6/30/23
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We are averaging over 8 runs a game over the last 3
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9:54p, 6/30/23
I want a series win, but I will feel really good if we win tomorrow. Securing at least a split tomorrow would be awesome.
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In reply to cap-n-jack • 9:54p, 6/30/23
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On the arlington thread do they post T&A or metro guys with popped collars propped up against leased lux rides. Serious question.
LLROFR

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9:55p, 6/30/23
And how big of a dumbass do you have to be to split the plate with a 95 mph fastball slightly above dick height to Altuve first pitch
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In reply to HarryRocket • 10:01p, 6/30/23
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Especially when you know he swings at like 70% of first pitches
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In reply to Beat40 • 10:04p, 6/30/23
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Beat40 said:
I want a series win, but I will feel really good if we win tomorrow. Securing at least a split tomorrow would be awesome.
I want a sweep and watch that rangerette turd on the fan show STFU.

They really are a bunch of mouthy *****es for not having done jack ***** Although I wonder if they'll put up a "4 starters in the All-Star game" banner at their ugly ass stadium that looks like a horse barn.
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In reply to HarryRocket • 10:06p, 6/30/23
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HarryRocket said:
And how big of a dumbass do you have to be to split the plate with a 95 mph fastball slightly above dick height to Altuve first pitch

Who knows, but I thank the man for his service
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In reply to Prosperdick • 10:07p, 6/30/23
"4 starters in the All-Star game" banner

This right here is funny, I don't care who you are.
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In reply to Big Al 1992 • 10:12p, 6/30/23
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Big Al 1992 said:
We are averaging over 8 runs a game over the last 3


And have averaged 5 in the last 1
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In reply to Beau Holder • 10:13p, 6/30/23
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Beau Holder said:
Lotta Rangers fans who drove their leased Beamers from their mediocre McMansions in Garland and Plano for this huge game at their MMP knockoff making a long trek home unhappy tonight.

Live look as they get home:
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10:14p, 6/30/23
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10:15p, 6/30/23
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Sure did seem like a switch got flipped on tonight.

Everyone was buckled down and they were focused.

Keep that edge and let's get rolling.
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In reply to Big Al 1992 • 10:15p, 6/30/23
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Big Al 1992 said:
We are averaging over 8 runs a game over the last 3


My son was born on Wednesday afternoon before that 3 game stretch. I am going to credit him for the uptick.
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 10:19p, 6/30/23
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EastCoastAgNc said:

Nobody wants Dusty thinking

Great win, though
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10:30p, 6/30/23
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This felt SOOO much like a playoff game from last year, especially the way our bully locked that **** down tight.
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10:35p, 6/30/23
AG

Angels losing 5-1, tungsten arm o'doyle strokes again

Edit: yes, I know autocorrect got me, but it's funnier to just leave it
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10:40p, 6/30/23
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Will Shohei get the same balls?
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