***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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3:22p, 5/7/23
LET'S GO BRANDON
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3:24p, 5/7/23
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In his acceptance speech to the BBHOF, Ty France thanked the Houston Astros.

"I was a scrub against 28 teams batting a combined .205/.290/.318 but thanks to Houston I am here today getting enshrined into the Hall of Fame. Batting .936//.987/1.386 against them turned me into a first team ballot guy."
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3:25p, 5/7/23
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That worked out.
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3:27p, 5/7/23
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Ty France is one of those guys I think is really good but then realize that's because I only see him when he plays us so I just assume he bats .320 all the time.
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3:28p, 5/7/23
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I missed the T1 but I see Abreu continued his torrid pace to open the season.

Does any other team have a cleanup hitter this bad?
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 3:29p, 5/7/23
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Johnnie B. Baker Jr. don't care
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 3:35p, 5/7/23
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Mathguy64 said:
I missed the T1 but I see Abreu continued his torrid pace to open the season.

Does any other team have a cleanup hitter this bad?


No.
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3:37p, 5/7/23
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At what point do we move abrue down? Can brantley really play first? May need to platoon him there. Abrue is flat out bad
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3:37p, 5/7/23
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According to statcast there are actually worse players than Abreu. And Manny Machado and his contract are one of them.

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3:50p, 5/7/23
Bregman sucks
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3:57p, 5/7/23
Aggies walk it off and take the series from Florida!!!
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3:58p, 5/7/23
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Abreu costing runs on both sides now, truly impressive.
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3:58p, 5/7/23
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Abreu...
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In reply to Anastasia Beaverhaven • 3:58p, 5/7/23
Anastasia Beaverhaven said:
Bregman sucks
Abreu sucks more. FML
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3:58p, 5/7/23
Christ, please make up some injury for Abreu and send his ass down to Sugarland for awhile.
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3:59p, 5/7/23
Abreu simply isn't Astro-caliber in the field.
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3:59p, 5/7/23
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Nice error there by Abreu. And Yuli hits his 3rd HR of the year in part-time action.
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4:00p, 5/7/23
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He's done. You can't hit this badly and Bucknor one like that.

Pretend he's got a pulled calf or anal fissures. I don't care. Find a way to take him off the team for 2 weeks. Let him go to the minors for a rehab afterwards and see if he can get his **** together.
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4:06p, 5/7/23
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Abreu with an all time fleecing this off-season
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4:07p, 5/7/23
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K. Admit it. You knew it was coming.

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In reply to cc10106 • 4:11p, 5/7/23
cc10106 said:
Abreu simply isn't Astro-caliber in the field.
Abreu isnt Astro caliber at plate either. Stros are not making the playoffs as they sit today.

Desperately need Altuve, Brantley, LMJ, and Urquidy back. This is bad baseball.
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4:11p, 5/7/23
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Unloading Yuli and signing Jose has turned out as bad as it possibly can. Wonder if Click would have done that?
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4:11p, 5/7/23
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Just sent a screenshot to a buddy when I was displeased of the signing. Not hindsight here. Sucks that we're locked into it for another two years
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In reply to Frok • 4:12p, 5/7/23
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Frok said:
Unloading Yuli and signing Jose has turned out as bad as it possibly can. Wonder if Click would have done that?

Dana Brown wouldn't have done it. At least I don't think so.
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4:14p, 5/7/23
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And 2.3 games in we see the Scott Servais effect in full view.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 4:14p, 5/7/23
Late to the party but wishing anal fissures on someone is pretty severe, must of been a pretty bad **** up.
And now benches are cleared.
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4:15p, 5/7/23
Gotta love the big boys running up to the front lines, Abreu and Alvarez pushing right up the scrum

Good Abreu from the bullpen not the 40 year old washed up first sacker
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In reply to cap-n-jack • 4:15p, 5/7/23
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What happened
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4:15p, 5/7/23
**** the mariners. No bigger group of wannabe tough guy poons in MLB than these mopes.
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4:15p, 5/7/23
**** these guys!
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4:15p, 5/7/23
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Why are you warning teams over this? Throw Caballeros out for being a dick head.
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4:15p, 5/7/23
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I like that Blummer had to say "Dusty's going to finally come out of the dugout." Wonder who shook him awake.
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4:16p, 5/7/23
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Never change Scottie. Fckn prlck...
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In reply to Ags #1 • 4:16p, 5/7/23
I have no idea, I was watching F1.
But **** the M's anyway.
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4:16p, 5/7/23
Toss his ass blue
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