Harry Dunne said:
Hold on to your nipples Joltin Joe. Hit king Dubon is coming for you.
Pinching my nipples now.
***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****
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Pinching my nipples now.
Try the changeup. Yordan really hates it.
RBI single for Yordan
uh-oh, Yordan may be hurt
Yordan tweaked his ankle a bit coming out of the box
The seal is broken.
And please be ok Yordan. 113MPH laser!
And please be ok Yordan. 113MPH laser!
Ohhhh no
Will settle for a Yordink
rolled left ankle coming out of the box
Abreu's chance here. Come on Jose!
staying in the game
Yordan does that a lot.
We're a couple more injuries from just trotting out the Space Cowboys. Be careful Yordan.
Rolled ankle so much better than what it initially looked like
Abreu made a great play in the field and has a couple hits. Time to hero it up
Abreu this is when you can become a member of the 2023 Houston Astros
Tucker needs to swing for the fence
What will it take for Dusty to put something remotely resembling a home run threat at the cleanup spot? Asking for a friend.
Did we get Abreu after he quit PEDs?
Oh no.
Seriously wtf
Knee cap
Tucker fouls it off his knee
Ouch. Tuck with the audible *^&%^^
Mother eff
This year is actually cursed, isn't it?
His home runs were down last year. He's a contact hitter with a good OPS and decent RBI. He's not going to hit over over 20 home runs
Beau Holder said:
This year is actually cursed, isn't it?
At least this inning
If you lose Tuck and Yordan at the same time…I don't even want to think about it.
He's gonna shake this off and crank one. Limp around the bases like Kirk Gibson 88 WS.
Just like TED of old -- rub some dirt on it big fella. Ya know it'd be easier to make it home it you go ahead and hit it out now.
Tucker singles!
where's the mega-deal?
where's the mega-deal?
KING!!!!!