You know how great managers (not just in sports but in all facets) put their people in positions to succeed.
Donkey does the exact f***ing opposite.
Hey Abreu, got a bad back and you're obviously not hitting very well...I'm gonna stick you in the 5th hole to make sure your failure really shines!
Hey Maldy, you're old and way past your prime and one of the worst positional hitters of all-time, you're starting 80% of the games behind the plate so we can all marvel at your incompetence.
Hey Pena, you're struggling and dealing with personal issues, no worries, I'm going to stick you in the 2 hole so each strike out and double play is magnified.
Hey Julks, first time in the show and you're clearly out of your depth, I'm gonna let you wear an 0-38 stretch to completely destroy your confidence so you can't even hit in the minors anymore.
Hey Singleton, you're struggling big time but let me pinch hit for 5th best hitter in a critical situation so we can hang a loss on your ass.
Hey Chas, I know you're raking and kicking ass and a big reason I've got a ring on my old crusty finger but I'm going to bench you the first 2 games of the year and whenever you start to get hot I'll be sure to sit your ass on the bench until you lose your timing.
Hey Diaz, I know you worked your ass off to improve yourself defensively and you're hitting a ton but we just can't have you behind the plate more than once a week and oh, you hit a 2 run bomb last night, straight to the bench you go.
I could on but I'm tired. TLDR F*** YOU DONKEY!!!!