***** 2023 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

6,699,813 Views | 114825 Replies | Last: 10 mo ago by texasaggie2015
redline248
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:57p, 7/31/23
AG
Insert the Undertaker Astros sneaking up on the Rangers meme
Reply Quote
13
BadAggie
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:57p, 7/31/23
AG
Keep working the phones Astro brass

Reply Quote
6
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:58p, 7/31/23
TOFA
Reply Quote
11
Ciboag96
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:58p, 7/31/23
Pressly's freeze ray of Straw was filthy. He flinched and froze.
Reply Quote
2
Mathguy64
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:58p, 7/31/23
AG
Ballgame. Wasn't pretty at the end but I'll take it. Well done to everyone for the extra help.

0.5 game back. Keep it up.

TOFA

Reply Quote
11
W
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:58p, 7/31/23
AG
Astros move past the Blue Jays into the 5-seed

(if the season ended tonight)
Reply Quote
5
JB!98
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:59p, 7/31/23
AG
Now just bring JV back and this will be a good stretch.


Also. TOFA.
Reply Quote
19
The Porkchop Express
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:59p, 7/31/23
AG
... meanwhile, in Arlington

Reply Quote
23
W
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
9:59p, 7/31/23
AG
19 hours and counting...
Reply Quote
1
tjack16
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:00p, 7/31/23
AG
Refusing to get excited about being half a game back until we ACTUALLY take the lead…. Been through this enough the last two weeks being 1 game back a few times

Let's go on a win streak!
Reply Quote
19
Prosperdick
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:00p, 7/31/23
AG
Half back baby!!! Although she's a full beautiful back.
Reply Quote
18
Mathguy64
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:00p, 7/31/23
AG
We were 1:08 for 5 innings.

1:40 for the last 3.5.
Reply Quote
2
Wabs
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:01p, 7/31/23
AG
I'd like to wake up to JV and Goldschmidt to the Astros.
Reply Quote
9
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:02p, 7/31/23
Mathguy64 said:
We were 1:08 for 5 innings.

1:40 for the last 3.5.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqh2MszRpq81sOfY6DdCdZhKliz6l437tCuKPZ02nNrA&s

Welp that failed, but it was my understanding that there would be no math.
Reply Quote
1 edit
texasaggie2015
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:03p, 7/31/23
AG
Nothing new to update other than what I said earlier this evening before the game. The Astros have presented an offer to the Mets that they think they will accept. It's up to the Mets and JV now. Let's see what happens. I expect this to drag on until tomorrow afternoon.
Reply Quote
12
BadAggie
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:03p, 7/31/23
AG
Hot stove hotting

Reply Quote
1 edit
cap-n-jack
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:04p, 7/31/23
nite all
Reply Quote
18
Farmer1906
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to texasaggie2015 • 10:05p, 7/31/23
AG
texasaggie2015 said:
Nothing new to update other than what I said earlier this evening before the game. The Astros have presented an offer to the Mets that they think they will accept. It's up to the Mets and JV now. Let's see what happens. I expect this to drag on until tomorrow afternoon.


Ketch, Can you promise I don't need to refresh X all night?
Reply Quote
5
Wabs
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to cap-n-jack • 10:05p, 7/31/23
AG
cap-n-jack said:
nite all


Ok, I'm out.
Reply Quote
10
tjack16
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:05p, 7/31/23
AG
Get Verlander… agree to pay most of his salary.

Release gold Verlander jerseys and make that money back in a week #profit
Reply Quote
21
Mathguy64
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to texasaggie2015 • 10:06p, 7/31/23
AG
texasaggie2015 said:
Nothing new to update other than what I said earlier this evening before the game. The Astros have presented an offer to the Mets that they think they will accept. It's up to the Mets and JV now. Let's see what happens. I expect this to drag on until tomorrow afternoon.


That sounds like all their eggs are in Kate's basket.
Reply Quote
8
Farmer1906
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:06p, 7/31/23
AG
Reply Quote
12
texasaggie2015
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to Farmer1906 • 10:07p, 7/31/23
AG
I would be pretty surprised if something happens tonight. Anything is possible I guess. But I really expect to find out tomorrow afternoon what ultimately ends up happening.
Reply Quote
10
Prosperdick
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to texasaggie2015 • 10:14p, 7/31/23
AG
texasaggie2015 said:
Nothing new to update other than what I said earlier this evening before the game. The Astros have presented an offer to the Mets that they think they will accept. It's up to the Mets and JV now. Let's see what happens. I expect this to drag on until tomorrow afternoon.
Reply Quote
9
JB!98
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to cap-n-jack • 10:14p, 7/31/23
AG
cap-n-jack said:
nite all





You are the real MVP! Good night and see ya'll tomorrow!

**Damn GIF didn't work**
Reply Quote
6
1 edit
Farmer1906
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:21p, 7/31/23
AG
We picked up 4.5 games in the last 30 days. I'd like to pick up another 4.5 in the next 30.
Reply Quote
17
EastCoastAgNc
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:22p, 7/31/23
AG
Reply Quote
13
Mr.Bond
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:24p, 7/31/23
AG



Spot ****in on
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

Reply Quote
10
1 edit
Maroon&Fight
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:25p, 7/31/23
Date night with the girlfriend, I knew there was a divine intervention that was telling me to stay away from this thread around her tonight
Reply Quote
6
Mr.Bond
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to texasaggie2015 • 10:26p, 7/31/23
AG
texasaggie2015 said:
Nothing new to update other than what I said earlier this evening before the game. The Astros have presented an offer to the Mets that they think they will accept. It's up to the Mets and JV now. Let's see what happens. I expect this to drag on until tomorrow afternoon.




Cue the "don't give me hope" Hawkeye gif
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

Reply Quote
Maroon&Fight
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:28p, 7/31/23
I like to think of the Astros record as 120-94, because not only do they have to beat the opponent in the other dugout, but you have to beat Mr. Toothdick in your own dugout as well
Reply Quote
4
BadAggie
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 10:30p, 7/31/23
AG
EastCoastAgNc said:


Straight out of the barren Astro farm system
Reply Quote
5
jah003
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:32p, 7/31/23
S
Belated YPOFA.
Reply Quote
16
amercer
User Profile Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:33p, 7/31/23
AG
Taking the kids tomorrow. Hopefully Dusty plays the good guys
Reply Quote
4
BadAggie
User Profile
Private Message
Ignore User Stop Ignoring
How long do you want to ignore this user?
24 hours One week Permanently Cancel
10:34p, 7/31/23
AG
''Twas the night before the trade deadline
And I'm scrolling through T&A on TexAgs
Reply Quote
First Page Last Page
Page 1388 of 3281 ▼
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.