***Official Houston Astros 2022-23 Offseason Thread***

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Rest in peace indeed.
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Can't get it to load, a '50's hottie for Dub.
Enjoyed his posts.
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EastCoastAgNc said:

Their own players don't want him in the clubhouse. He's shown no remorse whatsoever. In fact, he's been antagonistic towards the victim and any media who dares to publish something that paints him in a negative light (to the point of harassment). He's a PR time bomb. He's toxic. Sure they could try and trade him, but even if they find a team with a low enough moral standard, they will have to pay most of his salary to get rid of him. They would get next to nothing in return. Might as well just cut him and let him be someone else's problem.


If you were innocent, that's how I would act

To be fair
It's also how I would act if guilty, so who knows
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I always enjoyed the banter with Dub. I'll miss his posts. RIP, sir.

**** cancer.
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I can only hope I have an obit as well rounded as Dub's. He had a hell of a life. Prayers up to his family.
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Dub.

An Old Rivalries staple back when it was just Rivalries.

Miss you man.
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Won't believe it until he takes the field in their uniform
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The Porkchop Express
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On the first day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the second day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the third day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the fourth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the fifth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the sixth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the seventh day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A pouting clown named Gerrit, Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the eighth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A sweep of the limp-dick Yankees, a pouting clown named Gerrit, Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the ninth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A double-double-double, a sweep of the limp-dick Yankees, a pouting clown named Gerrit, Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the tenth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:

A ****ING WORLD SERIES NO-HITTER.
A double-double-double, a sweep of the limp-dick Yankees, a pouting clown named Gerrit, Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me:
A Chas Catch for the AGES, A ****ING WORLD SERIES NO-HITTER, a double-double-double, a sweep of the limp-dick Yankees, a pouting clown named Gerrit, Framber domination, 11 JV strikeouts, a late night Pena Popper, a second comeback home win, a Yordan upper-decker and a fifth AL West title down on Crawford Street.



And on the twelfth day of Christmas, the Astros gave to me.

A title. Another title. The ring. The trophy. The victory cigar. The jubilation. The rookie MVP shortstop. The dynasty. All of it. This collection of fans. The game thread. The panicked posts, the laughs, the score predictions (you're welcome), everything. The best team in franchise history.







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requiescat in pace, longhorndub.

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Nice work, Porkchop.
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The Porkchop Express
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agproducer said:

Nice work, Porkchop.
I will do whatever it takes not to work.
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Accidentally clicked on the Ranger thread thinking it was this one and found this gold.

They want to sign Bauer

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If he is still as good as he was, with deGrom, Bauer, Perez, Gray, Heaney, Odirizzi... would we be favorites for the AL Pennant?!
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I refuse to believe someone actually said that.
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Link to the post.
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Starting CF...did I do that right?
MAROON
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Can play all three outfield positions at the same time! No need to dabble in free agency
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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That swing reminds me a lot of George Springer.
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He's back at the band box in TN. 320 down the line and 360 power alley. I wouldn't be shocked if they're lying about right field since it backs up to a street.


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How many OF/DH does a team need? Maybe they'll give Springer back.
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Well then Yuli to the desert confirmed
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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How does this news relate?
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EastCoastAgNc said:




The prospect is younger and showed better in his debut, but why wouldn't we have sent Lee/Diaz plus a few more pieces for him?
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Ag_07 said:

Accidentally clicked on the Ranger thread thinking it was this one and found this gold.

They want to sign Bauer

Quote:

If he is still as good as he was, with deGrom, Bauer, Perez, Gray, Heaney, Odirizzi... would we be favorites for the AL Pennant?!

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Farmer1906 said:

How does this news relate?



Obviously just joking and speculative but it wouldn't shock me either
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Farmer1906 said:

EastCoastAgNc said:




The prospect is younger and showed better in his debut, but why wouldn't we have sent Lee/Diaz plus a few more pieces for him?




I'm not giving up **** for a .235 hitter
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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the Blue Jays still have Vlad jr for 3 more seasons --- gotta go for it now.

also need more than .818 OPS from Vlad jr.
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Bulldog73 said:

How many OF/DH does a team need? Maybe they'll give Springer back.
speaking of George...time flies

2023 will be year 3 of his 6-year contract with Toronto

could definitely see him back in Houston for the last year or year & a half of that deal
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EastCoastAgNc said:



I don't get that trade
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