***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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All I do is Nguyen
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Remember last year? Remember finishing April near or at the bottom of the division and everyone on this board was flipping out? I understand Dusty is making some odd decisions but I liked that he put Pena in the leadoff role, I think he could flourish there as the season goes on.

Remember everyone, we won't win every game and baseball is a marathon not a sprint.
Keep the faith people.
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All I do is Nguyen said:

Remember last year? Remember finishing April near or at the bottom of the division and everyone on this board was flipping out? I understand Dusty is making some odd decisions but I liked that he put Pena in the leadoff role, I think he could flourish there as the season goes on.

Remember everyone, we won't win every game and baseball is a marathon not a sprint.
Keep the faith people.

So what do we do in the meantime?
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I'm not worried at this point about us making the playoffs. I will say the one thing that is going to be stressful is the division is going to be pretty tough. I actually do believe the Angels and Mariners are playoff caliber teams this year.

The one thing that would really stop us is if some of the older guys don't turn it on this season like they did last year.

If by June 1 some of the guys are still really struggling and we are hovering at or below .500. Then it is time to panic
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https://giphy.com/gifs/foxsearchlight-freaking-out-super-troopers-3oFzlZsxZFP9PiNovC
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agproducer said:

https://giphy.com/gifs/foxsearchlight-freaking-out-super-troopers-3oFzlZsxZFP9PiNovC
I got you.

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Marvin said:

All I do is Nguyen said:

Remember last year? Remember finishing April near or at the bottom of the division and everyone on this board was flipping out? I understand Dusty is making some odd decisions but I liked that he put Pena in the leadoff role, I think he could flourish there as the season goes on.

Remember everyone, we won't win every game and baseball is a marathon not a sprint.
Keep the faith people.

So what do we do in the meantime?

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Off days…

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Thanks. I cannot get the gifs to work on mobile.
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Finally, some good news
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I guess I'm still in "I'll believe it when I actually see it" mode but this is promising.
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k20dub said:



Oh I hope it does
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All I do is Nguyen said:

Remember last year? Remember finishing April near or at the bottom of the division and everyone on this board was flipping out? I understand Dusty is making some odd decisions but I liked that he put Pena in the leadoff role, I think he could flourish there as the season goes on.

Remember everyone, we won't win every game and baseball is a marathon not a sprint.
Keep the faith people.
We were 14-12 at the end of April last year. 1.5 games out of first.
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k20dub said:


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YellAg2004 said:

k20dub said:



Oh I hope it does
Things I expect to be in the letter


1. George Steinbrenner's head is being kept frozen underneath the old stadium in a vault.

2. After finishing 2nd in the 2017 MVP Race, Aaron Judge shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

3. if Joey Gallo strikes out less than 200 times a season, the bus blows up and kills the hostages.

4. Isiah Kiner-Falefal is the love child of Ralph Kiner and a Falafel.

5. DJ Mathieu has a weird clause in his contract staying he has to work as a DJ on Yankee off-days.

6. The Yankees considered reanimating Billy Martin's corpse and naming him manager during the 1994 player strike.

7. Mickey Mantle hit 391 of his 535 career home runs while legally drunk.

8. Roger Maris was a robot that the government built in the 1950s to assassinate Nikita Kruschev of Russia, but he got loose and had a major league try out before the government could recover him.

9. The team has considered having a victory parade for the World Series they fictionally won in the Brendan Fraser movie "The Scout."

10. They've been cheating their asses off for 10+ years and have 0 pennants to show for it.




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EastCoastAgNc said:


So this kid was born in 2004 .. when I was 30, and the Astros played the Cards in the NLCS. Good grief time is going by too fast.
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k20dub said:


"will lead to a lot of bad results down the road"

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helloimustbegoing said:

EastCoastAgNc said:


So this kid was born in 2004 .. when I was 30, and the Astros played the Cards in the NLCS. Good grief time is going by too fast.
I was a sophmore at A&M...I feel old too.
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Just 2 more weeks to flatten the curve and all.
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Cabrera up going for 3,000. He's 0-3 so far today
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PhatMack19 said:

Cabrera up going for 3,000. He's 0-3 so far today
Intentional walk to load the bases.
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I hate all things Yankees but that is pretty damn funny
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It gets better....

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CFTXAG10 said:

It gets better....


Joey Gallo's legendary defense on display in that clip!
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Oh no
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helloimustbegoing said:

CFTXAG10 said:

It gets better....


Joey Gallo's legendary defense on display in that clip!
Wait, Gallo missed the ball. You'd think he'd be used to that.
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Looks like academy is really well stocked up on space city jerseys. Kicking myself for buying one online and having to wait until June
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tjack16 said:

Looks like academy is really well stocked up on space city jerseys. Kicking myself for buying one online and having to wait until June
I ordered a t-shirt off the MLB shop and it originally said it would ship in June however I got an email today saying it already was on its way. Yours might end up getting shipped early.
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That's my hope. I mean either way I'm excited to get it. Just seems weird given there's ALOT of inventory everywhere now that it would take 2 months
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Two excellent baseball fights today in the minors/Juco. A batter sucker punches a pitcher then pitcher attacks a random person near him. Then a pitcher form tackles a showboating homer hitter. Self regulating sport if you let it be!

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What did the hitter do? Was he chirping?
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