***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to Marvin • 8:54p, 4/20/22
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Marvin said:
Astros currently hitting a smooth .201 for the season, which surprisingly is 27th in the league and not dead-ass last.

Round out the 9th with another inspiring trio of K's and they might be south of Mendoza.


Update: Now 28th with a .199 team batting average.

The Astros have gone through batting funks each year, but this one is pretty bad to start the season.



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8:59p, 4/20/22
Happy .500 everyone


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8:59p, 4/20/22
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It's still early, but not a great start to the season overall.
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9:10p, 4/20/22
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9:11p, 4/20/22
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I missed the entire game tonight because of work.

At least the jerseys probably looked good
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9:17p, 4/20/22
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OK, Astro Ags. Take tomorrow off- get yourself a rainout if necessary, clear your head, smoke em if you got em, visit the Rangers thread for some vicarious comfort, buy a new rally brew, and show up ready to mash on Friday night. We got this.
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9:20p, 4/20/22
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I mean the good news is guys like Tucker and Yuli and Altuve when he gets back aren't gonna hit .170 all year long.

They'll warm up and all will be right.

Also besides Odorizzi and his shlt show of a start the pitching has been pretty dang good.
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9:23p, 4/20/22
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Has to be coach speak but dusty said he hope odo does better next start. He isnt going to throw him under the bus but sure hope its coach speak and nothing More
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In reply to Ags #1 • 9:30p, 4/20/22
What else is he going to say?
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 9:50p, 4/20/22
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Harry Dunne said:
What else is he going to say?


Well, on the bright side he didn't have to throw too many innings. Should be fresh.
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9:51p, 4/20/22
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I think the guys under 30 will bounce back from the slow start.

but the older guys...we'll see.

sometimes father time can strike quickly



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In reply to Harry Dunne • 9:57p, 4/20/22
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Thats what im saying. He isnt going to throw him under the bus but if he really means it and it isnt coach speak and gets another start then most on this thread will lose it
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9:59p, 4/20/22
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Do other teams have pitchers that suck every single time they pitch? Or, suck 90% of starts?
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In reply to redline248 • 10:10p, 4/20/22
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redline248 said:
Do other teams have pitchers that suck every single time they pitch? Or, suck 90% of starts?

If in Houston, just drive 4 hours north for multiple examples
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10:11p, 4/20/22
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Odorizzi is the new Biagini. And that's not anything for him to be proud of.
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10:16p, 4/20/22
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 10:17p, 4/20/22
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I am guessing this is for last year, cause uhhmmmm....
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10:23p, 4/20/22
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In reply to Ags #1 • 10:37p, 4/20/22
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Ags #1 said:
Thats what im saying. He isnt going to throw him under the bus but if he really means it and it isnt coach speak and gets another start then most on this thread will lose it

He will, and I will.
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In reply to Marvin • 10:44p, 4/20/22
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Marvin said:
OK, Astro Ags. Take tomorrow off- get yourself a rainout if necessary, clear your head, smoke em if you got em, visit the Rangers thread for some vicarious comfort, buy a new rally brew, and show up ready to mash on Friday night. We got this.


Will be there Friday night
JV pitching - calling it - Astros win
Springer return - if hbp tonight doesn't keep him out
Friday Night Fireworks - if roof isn't still broken
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8:18a, 4/21/22
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Noice. Astros A affiliate with new jerseys.



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In reply to agproducer • 8:38a, 4/21/22
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The minor league affiliates do some nice work.
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In reply to Big Al 1992 • 8:42a, 4/21/22
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Big Al 1992 said:
Marvin said:
OK, Astro Ags. Take tomorrow off- get yourself a rainout if necessary, clear your head, smoke em if you got em, visit the Rangers thread for some vicarious comfort, buy a new rally brew, and show up ready to mash on Friday night. We got this.


Will be there Friday night
JV pitching - calling it - Astros win
Springer return - if hbp tonight doesn't keep him out
Friday Night Fireworks - if roof isn't still broken
Thanks for the jinx...
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In reply to agproducer • 8:59a, 4/21/22
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agproducer said:
Noice. Astros A affiliate with new jerseys.




Where did the pecker heads go?
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 9:12a, 4/21/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:
agproducer said:
Noice. Astros A affiliate with new jerseys.




Where did the pecker heads go?
How many men have been slapped in the face or been fired from a job for asking a girl if she wants to go to a Pecker game with him tonight?
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 9:18a, 4/21/22
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EastCoastAgNc said:
agproducer said:
Noice. Astros A affiliate with new jerseys.




Where did the pecker heads go?
How many men have been slapped in the face or been fired from a job for asking a girl if she wants to go to a Pecker game with him tonight?
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9:22a, 4/21/22
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Time to put your Pecker gear on!

The Peckers catcher slides in home safely.

The Peckers catcher has been framing the zone all night long, pulling balls back in for strikes.

Peckers win! Peckers win!

Thats it for the night folks as the Pecker just struck out to end the game,
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9:24a, 4/21/22
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I'm glad its an off day because the Stros sucked the last few days. Need a reset button.....or a panic button.

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9:26a, 4/21/22
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Unlucky

Tucker
-2nd in difference between BA & xBA
-2nd in difference between SLG & xSLG
-2nd in difference between wOBA & xwOBA

Maldonado
-5th in differernce between BA & xBA (would still be sub .200 tho)
-25th in difference between SLG & xSLG
-8th in difference between wOBA & xwOBA

Alvarez
-12th in difference between BA & xBA

Lucky

McCormick... and its just a little.



I wouldn't stress too much about the offense. It'll come around. We currently sit 18th in xBA, 8th in xSLG, & 8th in xwOBA.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 9:38a, 4/21/22
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Mathguy64 said:
Time to put your Pecker gear on!

The Peckers catcher slides in home safely.

The Peckers catcher has been framing the zone all night long, pulling balls back in for strikes.

Peckers win! Peckers win!

Thats it for the night folks as the Pecker just struck out to end the game,
Another broken bat, thankfully the Peckers have a lot of extra wood

The Peckers are out, we call that getting to third base

And finally....Pecker? I hardly know her

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In reply to agproducer • 9:51a, 4/21/22
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agproducer said:
Noice. Astros A affiliate with new jerseys.



Average pecker guy, huge Pecker fan
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In reply to CFTXAG10 • 9:52a, 4/21/22
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CFTXAG10 said:
Mathguy64 said:
Time to put your Pecker gear on!

The Peckers catcher slides in home safely.

The Peckers catcher has been framing the zone all night long, pulling balls back in for strikes.

Peckers win! Peckers win!

Thats it for the night folks as the Pecker just struck out to end the game,
Another broken bat, thankfully the Peckers have a lot of extra wood

The Peckers are out, we call that getting to third base

And finally....Pecker? I hardly know her



Another error, wow the Peckers seem to be playing stiff out there tonight.

Another double into Left center. The Peckers have just been wearing out the gaps tonight.

Wow, that's the third Pecker to be drilled in the box tonight. Do you think they could retaliate?

Well Dave, you never want to accuse a team of retaliation but I'd not be surprised to see the Peckers put one right in an ear hole this inning.



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9:59a, 4/21/22
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Back door slider by that Pecker ace.
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10:01a, 4/21/22
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for reeel dough, I think we need to call up korey. I dont think we will be good enough to carry .215 hitters.
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10:46a, 4/21/22
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You guys do not disappoint!

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